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giftwrapped.wav(96K) giftwrapped.mp3(96K) giftwrapped.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy Livingston (Jake Gyllenhaal): "Hi, my name's Jimmy Livingston. My mom says, when I was born, I came gift wrapped from heaven."

feltfree.wav(241K) feltfree.mp3(241K) feltfree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "Our house was enormous like a castle. And for the first time, I felt completely free."
Mrs. Livingston (Swoosie Kurtz): "There, now your safe from that filthy evil world. You're home, Jimmy. And you'll never ever ever have to go out there again."

holymother.wav(15K) holymother.mp3(15K) holymother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Livingston: "Holy mother Of bleep!"

guitar.wav(423K) guitar.mp3(423K) guitar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "At Sixteen I didn't get a car, but I did get an electrical rock-music guitar! (Singing) I con't believe the things I found. I need to find my way. I'm lost, I'm lost. I do believe I'm living in the Land Of the Lost. (Plays riff) I'm living in the Land. Living in the Land. (Plays riff) Livind in the Land Of the Lost. I was so happy. I had everything a boy could ever want."

anddied.wav(68K) anddied.mp3(68K) anddied.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Livingston: "And then Pinocchio came out of his plastic bubble, touched the filthy little whore next door, and died. The End."

happening.wav(522K) happening.mp3(522K) happening.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "Something was happening to me, but I didn't know what. (He Thwaps himself with a bat.) Mom!"
Mrs. Livingston: "Jimmy! What's the matter?"
Jimmy: "Mom!"
Mrs. Livingston: "Are you all right?"
Jimmy: "What is it?"
Mrs. Livingston: "Oh! Oh, my god!"
Jimmy: "Ow!"
Mrs. Livingston: "Don't touch it! Hands off! Now, just relax, don't get upset."
Jimmy: "It hurts!"
Mrs. Livingston: "Just do what I tell your father: Just say the pledge of allegiance over and over until it goes away. Come on!"
Jimmy and Mrs. Livingston: "I pledge allegiance to the flag"of the United States of America..."
Jimmy: "...and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god, indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
Jimmy and Mrs. Livingston: "I pledge allegiance to the flag"of the United States of America..."
Jimmy: "...and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god."

pakuni.wav(121K) pakuni.mp3(121K) pakuni.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chloe (Marley Shelton): "Was that Pakuni you were speaking? From "Land of the Lost"? I love "Land of the Lost"."
Jimmy: "I love you, too. It! It, too. I love it, too."

imjimmy.wav(229K) imjimmy.mp3(229K) imjimmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "I'm Jimmy."
Chloe: "I'm Chloe..."
Jimmy: "Chloe, the whore next door."
Chloe: "What? Where did you hear that?"
Jimmy: "My mom. She teaches me everything."
Chloe: "Well, really she got it wrong. I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore."
Jimmy: "A bitch. Oh yeah. A bitch. Absolutely, a bitch."

boobies.wav(110K) boobies.mp3(110K) boobies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Livingston: "She's certainly proud of those boobies, isn't she? Something tells me she's not the kind of friend Jesus would pick, Jimmy."

dogpooh.wav(31K) dogpooh.mp3(31K) dogpooh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "Dog pooh! This is awesome!"

brightandshiny.wav(489K) brightandshiny.mp3(489K) brightandshiny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bright And Shiny Gang: "(Singing) Bright and Shiny. Bright and Shiny. People all across the land, Come and join our happy band. Always happy, never gay, Living clean is A-OK. Bright and Shiny. Bright and Shiny. If you save yourself for god, You will get teh golden rod. Give up on society, We will be your family. Bright and Shiny."

acult.wav(645K) acult.mp3(645K) acult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

All The Todds And Lorraines: "The Kloobda."
Lorraine: "The kloobda is the holy guide to living pure dictated to Gil by a talking salamander. But more on that later. This will help explain."
Jimmy: "Put it in the decontamination bay. Right there."
Lorraine: "First, we prepare our souls by stripping ourselves of all material posessions and sexual desires."
Jimmy: ""
Lorraine: "Kool-aid, Lorraine?"
Lorraine: "Thanks, Lorraine. Ooh."
Jimmy: "Her name's Lorraine, too?"
Lorraine: "We're all Lorraine. And you will be Todd, a name chosen especially for you by Gil."
Jimmy: "What does Bill do with all your stuff?"
Lorraine: "He's holding it for us at the compound."
Jimmy: "Where's the compound?"
Lorraine: "I'm not really sure. In Texas?"
Jimmy: "Oh. You're not a singing group. You're a cult!"

prayers.wav(58K) prayers.mp3(58K) prayers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Livingston: "Well, you'll certainly be in my prayers tonight. And I'll be praying you get nut cancer!"

planb.wav(300K) planb.mp3(300K) planb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Livingston: "All right, Plan B. Did you finish the note? Come on. "Mr. and Ms. Livingston, we have kidnapped your son. Pay $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? Are you kidding me? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note? It's the Jews, Morton! They're gonna want more than $100,000! Think, man, think!"

myboy.wav(134K) myboy.mp3(134K) myboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Livingston: "Have you seen my boy?"
Bus Stop Man (Zach Galifianakis): "Yeah, your weird-ass son got on a bus full of like, happy people skipping around all over the place."

somekind.wav(113K) somekind.mp3(113K) somekind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Slim (Danny Trejo): "What are you... Some kind of astronaut?"
Jimmy: "No, I'm some kind of bubble boy."
Slim: "How do you take a dump in that thing?"

patches.wav(125K) patches.mp3(125K) patches.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "I think I could help you with your situation here."
Slim: "How's some bubble vato gonna help me?"
Jimmy: "I got patches?"
Slim: "Patches! I could use some stinking patches."

cuthim.wav(180K) cuthim.mp3(180K) cuthim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Slim: "Where you headed?"
Jimmy: "Niagara Falls. I gotta get there by Saturday to stop Chloe from marrying the wrong man."
Slim: "Let's cut the vato, huh ese!"
Jimmy: "I wasn't planning on cutting the vato, no."
Slim: "Somebody runn off with your old lady, legally you're allowed to cut him."

loosest.wav(60K) loosest.mp3(60K) loosest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "We have the loosest sluts."
Slim: "That's "slots"! I'll show you how to play the slot machines."

minime.wav(158K) minime.mp3(158K) minime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "You're so mini!"
Dr. Phreak (Verne Troyer): "Mini? Me? I'm not mini! I'm not mini! Not! Not! Not! I'm not mini!"

immunities.wav(188K) immunities.mp3(188K) immunities.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Perris Sheriff (Gary Bullock): "Why are you in that bubble, boy? Huh?"
Jimmy: "Well, um, because I was born withoun any immunities..."
Perris Sheriff: "Immunities?! What the hell are immunities?"
Perris Townie: "Well, I ain't sticking around to find out!"
Perris Sheriff: "Me neither."
Perris Townie: "Everybody out" He's got immunities!"

acow.wav(740K) acow.mp3(740K) acow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pushpop (Brian George): "Look at that. It's an elk. Or is it a caribou? Or an American Bison? (A cow moos in the background.)"
Jimmy: "I, uh... I think that it's a cow."
Pushpop: "Oh really? A cow? I didn't know. What have I done?"
Jimmy: "It's just a cow, Pushpop."
Pushpop: "Just a cow? Just a cow?! In my religion, the cow is the womb from which all life springs! I have transgressed against Shiva!"
Jimmy: "Shiva?"
Pushpop: "The six armed goddess. Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess? I'll take that as a no!"
Jimmy: "Oh, um, it's okay, Pushpop. Your religion is all lies."
Pushpop: "Pardon?"
Jimmy: "That's what my mom says. I mean..."

asano.wav(66K) asano.mp3(66K) asano.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pushpop: "Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess? I'll take that as a no!"

alllies.wav(130K) alllies.mp3(130K) alllies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "Oh, um, it's okay, Pushpop. Your religion is all lies."
Pushpop: "Pardon?"
Jimmy: "That's what my mom says. I mean..."

cockroach.wav(45K) cockroach.mp3(45K) cockroach.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pushpop: "I am coming back as a cockroach, definitely a cockroach."

depends.wav(63K) depends.mp3(63K) depends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "Hi! I need to get to Niaggara Falls by tomorrow. Can you take me there?"
Pappy (Patrick Cranshaw): "Depends."
Jimmy: "Depends on what?"
Pappy: "Goin' that far I'll have to get me some Depends."

500dollar.wav(235K) 500dollar.mp3(235K) 500dollar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "I saw the sign outside and it said you have $500, and so..."
Emcee (Ping Wu): "You want $500?"
Jimmy: "Yes, I would like $500."
Emcee: "You want $500?"
Jimmy: "Yes, I would, please, I would like $500."
Emcee: "You want $500?"
Jimmy: "Yes, I want $500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"

500dollar2.wav(132K) 500dollar2.mp3(132K) 500dollar2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Emcee: "You want $500?"
Jimmy: "Yes, I would, please, I would like $500."
Emcee: "You want $500?"
Jimmy: "Yes, I want $500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"

500dollar3.wav(41K) 500dollar3.mp3(41K) 500dollar3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"

messiah.wav(64K) messiah.mp3(64K) messiah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Larraine: "We've come to set you free."
Mrs. Livingston: "Who the hell are you?"
Larraine: "Back off bitch, he's the mesiah!"

oneminute.wav(43K) oneminute.mp3(43K) oneminute.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy: "I'd rather spend one minute holding you than the rest of my life knowing I never could."

500dollar4.wav(143K) 500dollar4.mp3(143K) 500dollar4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Emcee: "For your honeymoon."
Chloe: "What is it?"
Emcee: "$500."
Chloe: "$500?"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500."
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"
Emcee: "$500!"
Jimmy: "$500!"

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