All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
assume.wav(163K) assume.mp3(163K) assume.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "See you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption."
frnkerns.wav(136K) frnkerns.mp3(136K) frnkerns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "I'm always frank and ernest with women. In New York I'm Frank, in Chicago I'm Ernest."
gd_pta.wav(40K) gd_pta.mp3(40K) gd_pta.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charly: "I'm in the bleepdamned PTA!"
honking.wav(57K) honking.mp3(57K) honking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "Yessir Miss Daisy, I be honking."
licking.wav(304K) licking.mp3(304K) licking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nathan: "He's been licking his bleephole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing worth more than an hours attention, and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay."
mormon.wav(94K) mormon.mp3(94K) mormon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three vodka tonics."
muffins.wav(48K) muffins.mp3(48K) muffins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "Oh fooey, I burned the darn muffins."
pull_ass.wav(56K) pull_ass.mp3(56K) pull_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "Hold on a minute while I pull that out of my ass."
stupid.wav(79K) stupid.mp3(79K) stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charly & Mitch: "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?" "I took lessons!"
weather.wav(36K) weather.mp3(36K) weather.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "What's the weather like on your planet?"
amnesia.wav(112K) amnesia.mp3(112K) amnesia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Samantha (Gena Davis): "Hello girls. Katelan, come help me in the kitchen. Hurry up because I forget where it is."
Katelans' Freind: "That's her mom. She's got amnesia."
All Girls: "(laugh)"
name_is.wav(30K) name_is.mp3(30K) name_is.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charlys' Boss: "Your full name is Charlene Elizabeth Baltimore"
assassin.wav(24K) assassin.mp3(24K) assassin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charleys' Boss: "You're an assassin working for the United States Government."
in_pta.wav(21K) in_pta.mp3(21K) in_pta.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Samantha: "I'm in the PTA."
Charleys' Boss: "THEN QUIT!"
run_for.wav(8K) run_for.mp3(8K) run_for.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch (Samuel L Jackson): "Run for your life!"
fooey.wav(89K) fooey.mp3(89K) fooey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "Back when we first met you were all like oh fooey I burned the darn muffins. Now, you go into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come runnin' out."
24_hrs.wav(35K) 24_hrs.mp3(35K) 24_hrs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Bad Guys: "You have 24 hours to find her and kill her."
alive.wav(17K) alive.mp3(17K) alive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Bad Guys: "Charly Baltimore is alive sir."
who_are_u.wav(55K) who_are_u.mp3(55K) who_are_u.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mitch: "Who are you?"
Charly: "Name's Charly, the spy."
yesm.wav(36K) yesm.mp3(36K) yesm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charly: "Honk if there's any trouble."
Mitch: "Yesm Miss Daisy, I be honkin'"