Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



Mr. Woodcock price at: amazon

All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 22Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

takealap.wav(25K) takealap.mp3(12K) takealap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thorton): "Take a lap."

stalkers.wav(213K) stalkers.mp3(97K) stalkers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maggie Hoffman (Amy Poehler): "Okay, now remember they're all potential stalkers. Most want an autograph and a handshake, but some of them want an autograph and a handshake and then they want to take you home, tie you up and saw your feet off."

cheesybread.wav(144K) cheesybread.mp3(66K) cheesybread.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Birthday Kid (Logan Grove): "I want my cheesy bread!"
Nedderman (Ethan Suplee): "Then, shut up! Keep your mouth shut and you get your cheesy bread, alright?"

antichrist.wav(96K) antichrist.mp3(44K) antichrist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Farley (Seann William Scott): "I can't make it to Chicago. My mom needs me. She's about to marry the Antichrist."

namedjohn.wav(323K) namedjohn.mp3(147K) namedjohn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Farley: "Ow, it's me! It's me! It's John! Stop! Ow! Stop! It's John, man!"
Beverly Farley (Susan Sarandon): "Oh, Johnny!"
John Farley: "What the hell, Woodcock?"
Mr. Woodcock: "Well, it's dark. Instinct took over."
John Farley: "What about when I said, 'It's me! It's John!'?"
Mr. Woodcock: "John's a very common name. There could be a burglar named John."

nutsack.wav(188K) nutsack.mp3(86K) nutsack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock: "You're not showering?"
John Farley: "No, no. I'm good."
Mr. Woodcock: "You know, this is not France, Farley. Maybe you don't mind smelling like a nut sack all day, but I gotta be in the car with you."

yourelate.wav(68K) yourelate.mp3(32K) yourelate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock's Dad (Bill Macy): "You're late, you fairy!"
Mr. Woodcock: "How you doing, Dad?"

imnotjesus.wav(89K) imnotjesus.mp3(41K) imnotjesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Farley: "Wait, you have a father?"
Mr. Woodcock: "Yes, Farley, I'm not Jesus."

genius.wav(69K) genius.mp3(18K) genius.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "Who is this Genius?"

thinkimfunny.wav(29K) thinkimfunny.mp3(14K) thinkimfunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "You think I'm funny, boy?"

wrestleme.wav(186K) wrestleme.mp3(85K) wrestleme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "You want to wrestle me?"
John Farley: "Uh, no, thank you."
Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "Come on, wrestle an old man!"
Mr. Woodcock: "Dad--"
John Farley: "Come on, cream puff! My legs are as useless as your little pecker, but come on!"

watersports.wav(191K) watersports.mp3(87K) watersports.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "I'm going to teach my class now. Do you want to go to the pool?"
Mr. Woodcock: "Water sports is for girls and sodomites!"
Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "Okay, I'll see you later, Dad."

fruitcake.wav(28K) fruitcake.mp3(14K) fruitcake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock's Dad: "Beat it, fruitcake!"

realbottle.wav(113K) realbottle.mp3(52K) realbottle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maggie Hoffman: "Excuse me. Hi. Could I get a real bottle , please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll."

thehunter.wav(111K) thehunter.mp3(51K) thehunter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock: "Don't be a sore loser."
John Farley: "I'm telling you, my gun was messed up."
Mr. Woodcock: "It's never the gun, Farley, it's always the hunter."

inthefamily.wav(100K) inthefamily.mp3(46K) inthefamily.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Farley: "You're going down, Woodcock."
Mr. Woodcock: "You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family."

puppet.wav(101K) puppet.mp3(47K) puppet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maggie Hoffman: "You're gonna go in there and say something or I'm gonna shove my arm up your ass and work you like a puppet!"

takedown.wav(42K) takedown.mp3(20K) takedown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock: "That is called a takedown, Farley."

rhetorical.wav(100K) rhetorical.mp3(46K) rhetorical.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Farley: "Are you okay? Rhetorical question, Woodcock! (He hits Woodcock with a folding chair)"

yourbook.wav(354K) yourbook.mp3(161K) yourbook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Woodcock: "I read your book."
John Farley: "Really? What'd you think?"
Mr. Woodcock: "Well, the part about, uh, treating others how you want to be treated, I guess that's alright."
John Farley: "Yeah, I sort of stole that prom the Bible, but I'll take credit for it."
Mr. Woodcock: "The rest of it's pretty much crap."

All sounds on the or linked from retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies. All sound files are for educational, research, criticism, or review for movie purchase purposes. holds no liability from misuse of these sound files. Some of the sound files contained on may not be suitable for young children.