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accordingtoplan.wav(113K) accordingtoplan.mp3(52K) accordingtoplan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs (Kevin McNally): "Not quite according to plan."
Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp): "Complications arose, ensued, were overcome."

abitmoreshiny.wav(838K) abitmoreshiny.mp3(381K) abitmoreshiny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny, what with the Isla de Muerta going pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea anh the treasure with it."
Turkish Pirate: "And the Royal Navy chasing us around the Atlantic."
Marty: "And the hurricane."
All: "Aye."
Gibbs: "All in all, it seems some time since we did a speck of honest pirating."
Jack: "Shiny?"
Gibbs: "Aye, shiny."
Jack: "Is that how you're all feeling, then? That perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?"
Parrot Voice (Christopher S. Capp): "(Squawks) Walk the plank."
Jack: "(Cocks his gun) What did the bird say?"

thebirdsay.wav(247K) thebirdsay.mp3(112K) thebirdsay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Is that how you're all feeling, then? That perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?"
Parrot Voice (Christopher S. Capp): "(Squawks) Walk the plank."
Jack: "(Cocks his gun) What did the bird say?"

walktheplank.wav(37K) walktheplank.mp3(17K) walktheplank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Parrot Voice: "(Squawks) Walk the plank."

muchmorebetter.wav(163K) muchmorebetter.mp3(74K) muchmorebetter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marty: "It's a key."
Marty: "No. Much more better. It is a drawing of a key."

anysenseatall.wav(854K) anysenseatall.mp3(388K) anysenseatall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Gentlemen, what do keys do?"
Turkish Pirate: "Keys unlock things?"
Gibbs: "And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."
Jack: "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
Gibbs: "So we're going after this key."
Jack: "You're not making any sense at all. Any more questions?"

thatwaydirection.wav(406K) thatwaydirection.mp3(185K) thatwaydirection.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marty: "So... do we have a heading?"
Jack: "Ha. A heading. Set sail in a... uh... general... that-way direction."

abitstrang-er.wav(153K) abitstrang-er.mp3(70K) abitstrang-er.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marty: "Have you noticed lately the captain seems to be acting a bit strange... er?"

whatbodesill.wav(254K) whatbodesill.mp3(112K) whatbodesill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "Settin' sail without knowing his own heading. Something's got Jack vexed, and mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all."

rumalwaysgone.wav(55K) rumalwaysgone.mp3(26K) rumalwaysgone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Why is the rum always gone?"

timesrunout.wav(60K) timesrunout.mp3(28K) timesrunout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bootstrap Bill (Stellan Skarsgard): "Time's run out, Jack."

isthisadream.wav(147K) isthisadream.mp3(67K) isthisadream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Is this a dream?"
Bootstrap Bill: "No."
Jack: "I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum."

bonescrackle.wav(15K) bonescrackle.mp3(7K) bonescrackle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sound Effect: "(A great sound of Bootstrap Bill's bones crackling.)"

owethepleasure.wav(55K) owethepleasure.mp3(25K) owethepleasure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?"

thiswig.wav(135K) thiswig.mp3(62K) thiswig.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carruthers Guard (Barry McEvoy): "Mr. Swann."
Governor Weatherby Swann (Jonathan Pryce): "Governor Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?"

donteatme.wav(34K) donteatme.mp3(16K) donteatme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Parrot Voice: "(Squawks) Don't eat me."

eensyweensy.wav(97K) eensyweensy.mp3(45K) eensyweensy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "(Speaking cannibals' language) Ke le lom. Lom piki piki. Lom eensy-weensy."

eunuchysnipsnip.wav(66K) eunuchysnipsnip.mp3(31K) eunuchysnipsnip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "(cannibals' language) Lom se se eunuchy snip snip."

savvy.wav(83K) savvy.mp3(39K) savvy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "(cannibals' language) Se se lom shup shup shaw swami lama shuku. Savvy?"

divineprovidence.wav(306K) divineprovidence.mp3(140K) divineprovidence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ragetti (Mackenzie Crook): "Well, I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail."
Pintel (Lee Arenberg): "And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochie?"
Ragetti: "Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever?"

sincewhen.wav(481K) sincewhen.mp3(219K) sincewhen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ragetti: "Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship."
Pintel: "It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?"
Ragetti: "Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls."
Pintel: "You know you can't read."
Ragetti: "It's the Bible. You get credit for trying."
Pintel: "Pretending to read the Bible's a lie. That's a mark against... (He points up)"

stupidmongrel.wav(34K) stupidmongrel.mp3(16K) stupidmongrel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ragetti: "Stupid mongrel!"

snicklesnickle.wav(78K) snicklesnickle.mp3(36K) snicklesnickle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "(cannibals' language) Oi, habuki snickle snickle, tout de suite. Come on."

ohbugger.wav(22K) ohbugger.mp3(11K) ohbugger.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Oh, bugger."

ohdear.wav(444K) ohdear.mp3(202K) ohdear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will Turner (Orlando Bloom): "Come on, men! It'll take all of us to crew the Black Bearl!"
Turkish Pirate: "Actually, you wouldn't need everyone. About six would do. (The two sides look at each other) Oh, dear."
Will: "Hurry!"

gogetthem.wav(34K) gogetthem.mp3(16K) gogetthem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Well, go on. Go get them!"

notgood.wav(119K) notgood.mp3(55K) notgood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "No, no. Oi! No, no! Not good."

stopit.wav(31K) stopit.mp3(15K) stopit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Stop it!"

themooringline.wav(64K) themooringline.mp3(30K) themooringline.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pintel: "Haul loose the mooring line!"

littlehairythief.wav(102K) littlehairythief.mp3(47K) littlehairythief.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ragetti: "Thief! Little hairy thief, give it back!"

hesgotmeeye.wav(53K) hesgotmeeye.mp3(25K) hesgotmeeye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ragetti: "He's got me eye! He won't give it back!"

dayyoualmost.wav(245K) dayyoualmost.mp3(112K) dayyoualmost.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Alas, my children, this is the day you shall remember as the day that you almost... (Hit by giant wave) ... Captain Jack Sparrow."

shootsomething.wav(349K) shootsomething.mp3(159K) shootsomething.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea."
Jack: "Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."
Gibbs: "That seems a bit contradictory, Captain."
Jack: "I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills. Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something."

gowayback.wav(343K) gowayback.mp3(156K) gowayback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "No worries mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable, we are. Were. Have been. Before."
Gibbs: "I'll watch your back."
Jack: "It's me front I'm worried about."

mindtheboat.wav(251K) mindtheboat.mp3(114K) mindtheboat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "Mind the boat."
Will: "Mind the boat."
Ragetti: "Mind the boat."
Pintel: "Mind the boat."
Marty: "Mind the boat."
Parrot Voice: "(Squawks) Mind the boat."

whatisinside.wav(225K) whatisinside.mp3(103K) whatisinside.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "What is inside?"
Pintel: "Gold? Jewels? Unclaimed properties of a valuable nature?"
Ragetti: "Nothing bad, I hope?"

ajarofdirt.wav(436K) ajarofdirt.mp3(198K) ajarofdirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tia Dalma (Naomie Harris): "Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you."
Jack: "Dirt? This is a jar of dirt."

thenithelps.wav(417K) thenithelps.mp3(190K) thenithelps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Dirt? This is a jar of dirt."
Tia Dalma: "Yes."
Jack: "Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
Tia Dalma: "If you don't want it, give it back."
Jack: "No."
Tia Dalma: "Then it helps."

onyourmarrowbones.wav(75K) onyourmarrowbones.mp3(35K) onyourmarrowbones.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Clanker/Dutchman (Andy Beckwith): "Down on your marrow bones and pray!"

lifeiscruel.wav(132K) lifeiscruel.mp3(60K) lifeiscruel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Davy Jones (Bill Nighy): "Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?"

worthytocrew.wav(912K) worthytocrew.mp3(414K) worthytocrew.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?"
Old Tortuga Pirate: "Truth be told, I never sailed a day in me life. I figured I should get out, see the world while I'm still young."
Gibbs: "You'll do. Make your mark. Next!"
Drunk Tortuga Pirate: "My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give an ass rat's if I live or die."
Gibbs: "Perfect. Next!"
One-Armed Tortuga Pirate: "Me have one arm and a bum leg."
Gibbs: "It's the Crow's nest for you. Next."
Eager Tortuga Pirate: "Ever since I was a little lad, I've always wanted to sail the seas... forever."
Gibbs: "Sooner than you think. Sign the roster."
Eager Tortuga Pirate: "Thanks very much."

assrats.wav(238K) assrats.mp3(109K) assrats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Drunk Tortuga Pirate: "My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give an ass rat's if I live or die." Gibbs: "Perfect!"

haulthatweevil.wav(57K) haulthatweevil.mp3(27K) haulthatweevil.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimmy Legs/Dutchman (Christopher Adamson): "Haul that weevil to his feet."

fortuitous.wav(148K) fortuitous.mp3(68K) fortuitous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Davy Jones: "What fortuitous circumstance be this?"

themanilove.wav(217K) themanilove.mp3(99K) themanilove.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard."
Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly): "I'm here to find the man I love."
Jack: "I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea."

nodress.wav(122K) nodress.mp3(56K) nodress.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

nothingtodowithme.wav(324K) nothingtodowithme.mp3(148K) nothingtodowithme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but... through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew."

standardsarelax.wav(156K) standardsarelax.mp3(72K) standardsarelax.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?"
Norrington (Jack Davenport): "You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax. "
Jack: "You smell funny."

yousmellfunny.wav(32K) yousmellfunny.mp3(15K) yousmellfunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "You smell funny."

haveourheading.wav(196K) haveourheading.mp3(90K) haveourheading.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Mr. Gibbs."
Gibbs: "Cap'n."
Jack: "We have our heading."
Gibbs: "Finally. Cast off those lines. Weigh anchor and crowd that canvas!"

bracetheforeyard.wav(113K) bracetheforeyard.mp3(52K) bracetheforeyard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "I think there's a bit more speed to be coaxed from these sails. Brace the foreyard!"

ivedoomedusall.wav(57K) ivedoomedusall.mp3(27K) ivedoomedusall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will: "I've doomed us all."

iamthesea.wav(167K) iamthesea.mp3(77K) iamthesea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maccus/Dutchman (Dermot Keaney): "The boy's not here. He must have been claimed by the sea."
Davy Jones: "I am the sea."

whatittasteslike.wav(329K) whatittasteslike.mp3(150K) whatittasteslike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elizabeth: "You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like."
Jack: "I do know want to know what it tastes like."

myjarofdirt.wav(34K) myjarofdirt.mp3(16K) myjarofdirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "I want my jar of dirt."

kracken.wav(348K) kracken.mp3(159K) kracken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pintel: "I always heard it said 'krayken.'"
Ragetti: "What with a long a?"
Pintel: "Uh-huh."
Ragetti: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 'Krocken' is how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and 'kracken' is closer to that."
Pintel: "Well, we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? 'Krayken!'"
Ragetti: "It's a mythological creature. I can calls it what I wants."

mythological.wav(67K) mythological.mp3(31K) mythological.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ragetti: "It's a mythological creature. I can calls it what I wants."

donttouchmydirt.wav(79K) donttouchmydirt.mp3(37K) donttouchmydirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Guard the boat. Mind the tide. Don't touch my dirt."

tellingthetruth.wav(110K) tellingthetruth.mp3(51K) tellingthetruth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norrington: "You actually were telling the truth."
Jack: "I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised."

whatwhat.wav(316K) whatwhat.mp3(144K) whatwhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will: "But I do owe you thanks, Jack."
Jack: "You do?"
Will: "After you tricked me onto that ship to square your debt with Jones..."
Elizabeth: "What?"
Jack: "(High pitched) What?"
Will: "...I was reunited with my father."
Jack: "Oh, well, you're welcome, then."

prettymuch.wav(109K) prettymuch.mp3(50K) prettymuch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elizabeth: "Everything you said to me, every word was a lie?!"
Jack: "Pretty much."

ivehadit.wav(477K) ivehadit.mp3(217K) ivehadit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will: "Guard the chest!"
Elizabeth: "No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle-- Oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!"

goallscrewy.wav(435K) goallscrewy.mp3(198K) goallscrewy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pintel: "How'd this go all screwy?"
Ragetti: "Well, each want the chest for hisself, don't he? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor, old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin, then Turner, there, I think he's trying to settle some unresolved business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed father. (belches)"
Pintel: "Sad."

temptation.wav(286K) temptation.mp3(130K) temptation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pintel: "That chest must be worth more than a shiny penny."
Ragetti: "Terrible temptation."
Pintel: "If we was any kind of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path."

examinethatclaim.wav(972K) examinethatclaim.mp3(442K) examinethatclaim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norrington: "Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life."
Will: "Be my guest."
Jack: "Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it, that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself? Eh? So whose fault is it, really, that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"
Norrington: "Enough! Unfortunately, Mr. Turner, he's right!"
Jack: "Still rooting for you, mate."

killtheman.wav(90K) killtheman.mp3(42K) killtheman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norrington: "Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life."
Will: "Be my guest."

stillrooting.wav(36K) stillrooting.mp3(17K) stillrooting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Still rooting for you, mate."

hellopoppet.wav(30K) hellopoppet.mp3(15K) hellopoppet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pintel: "Hello poppet."

thatsatree.wav(212K) thatsatree.mp3(97K) thatsatree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hadras (Ho-Kwan Tse): "Follow my voice. Follow my voice. To the left... no, turn around. Go to the right. No, that's a tree."

hereyougo.wav(352K) hereyougo.mp3(160K) hereyougo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hadras: "(laughs) Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest away from your cold, dead, hands."
Norrington: "Here you go!"

wallowinourgrief.wav(156K) wallowinourgrief.mp3(72K) wallowinourgrief.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "Where's the commodore?"
Jack: "Fell behind."
Gibbs: "My prayers be with him. Best not wallow in our grief."

deliverus.wav(51K) deliverus.mp3(21K) deliverus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "Lord on high, deliver us."

illhandlethis.wav(29K) illhandlethis.mp3(14K) illhandlethis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "I'll handle this, mate."

gotit.wav(261K) gotit.mp3(119K) gotit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Oi, fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! (He falls down then pops right up) Got it!"

oifishface.wav(36K) oifishface.mp3(17K) oifishface.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Oi, fishface!"

whatsinsideit.wav(212K) whatsinsideit.mp3(97K) whatsinsideit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"

tonegotiate.wav(62K) tonegotiate.mp3(29K) tonegotiate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git?"

igotajarofdirt.wav(68K) igotajarofdirt.mp3(32K) igotajarofdirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt."

backtothedepths.wav(80K) backtothedepths.mp3(37K) backtothedepths.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Davy Jones: "Send his beloved Pearl back to the depths!"

tastethetripleguns.wav(60K) tastethetripleguns.mp3(28K) tastethetripleguns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Davy Jones: "Let them taste the triple guns."

thethumpthump.wav(56K) thethumpthump.mp3(26K) thethumpthump.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Where is it? Where is the thump thump?"

dontmiss.wav(35K) dontmiss.mp3(17K) dontmiss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will: "Whatever you do, don't miss."

didwekillit.wav(117K) didwekillit.mp3(54K) didwekillit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marty: "Did we kill it?"
Gibbs: "No, we just made it angry."

outofthisyet.wav(51K) outofthisyet.mp3(24K) outofthisyet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gibbs: "We're not out of this yet. Captain, orders?!"

notsobad.wav(395K) notsobad.mp3(180K) notsobad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "(The Kracken roars spews and spits on Jack) Not so bad."

hellobestie.wav(35K) hellobestie.mp3(17K) hellobestie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jack: "Hello, beastie."

debtissettled.wav(50K) debtissettled.mp3(23K) debtissettled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Davy Jones: "Our debt is settled."

downwithhisship.wav(42K) downwithhisship.mp3(20K) downwithhisship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Palifico/Dutchman (Winston Ellis): "The captain goes down with his ship."

bestthedevil.wav(67K) bestthedevil.mp3(31K) bestthedevil.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maccus/Dutchman: "It turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil."

damnyoujacksparrow.wav(157K) damnyoujacksparrow.mp3(72K) damnyoujacksparrow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Davy Jones: "Damn you, Jack Sparrow!"

becomeofmyship.wav(90K) becomeofmyship.mp3(42K) becomeofmyship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Barbosa (Geoffrey Rush): "So tell me, what's become of my ship?"

piratestheme.wav(2560K) piratestheme.mp3(1162K) piratestheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Score: "(A clip of the main theme of Pirates of the Caribbean)"

piratestheme2.wav(2325K) piratestheme2.mp3(1055K) piratestheme2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Score: "(A clip of the secondary theme of Pirates of the Caribbean)"

piratesdarktheme.wav(3451K) piratesdarktheme.mp3(1566K) piratesdarktheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Score: "(A clip of the dark theme from Pirates of the Caribbean)"

piratesdavystheme.wav(2336K) piratesdavystheme.mp3(1060K) piratesdavystheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Score: "(A clip of the Davy Jones theme from Pirates of the Caribbean)"

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