Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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whereis.wav(193K) whereis.mp3(193K) whereis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Franky Four Fingers (Benicio Del Toro): "Where is the stone? Where is the stone? Where is the stone? Michael, where is the stone?"

allowed.wav(104K) allowed.mp3(104K) allowed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy (Stephen Graham): "Is he allowed to do that?"
Turkish (Jason Statham): "It's an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other."

office.wav(333K) office.mp3(333K) office.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "How am I supposed to run this thing from that? We're going to need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're gonna buy it for me."
Tommy: "Why me?"
Turkish: "Well, you know about caravans."
Tommy: "How's that?"
Turkish: "You spent the summer in one, which means, you know more than me. And I don't want to have me pants pulled down over the price."
Tommy: "What's wrong with this one?"
Turkish: "(He pulls the door off the hinges.) Oh nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just, I'm not sure about the color."

sausages.wav(81K) sausages.mp3(81K) sausages.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "What's happened to thoso sausages, Charlie?"
Charlie (Peter Szakacs): "Five minutes, Turkish."
Turkish: "It was two minutes five minutes ago."

pikeys.wav(44K) pikeys.mp3(44K) pikeys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "They ain't pikeys are they? I bleepin' hate pikeys."

gun.wav(151K) gun.mp3(151K) gun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "bleep me, hold tight. What's that?"
Tommy: "It's me belt, Turkish."
Turkish: "No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?"
Tommy: "It's for protection."
Turkish: "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"

dogsdothat.wav(93K) dogsdothat.mp3(93K) dogsdothat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gary (Jason Buckham): "That's what you deserve Mr. Polford."
Brick Top Polford (Alan Ford): "Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are you Gary?"

ruthless.wav(32K) ruthless.mp3(32K) ruthless.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "You're a ruthless little bleep, Liam. I'll give you that."

tothepigs.wav(17K) tothepigs.mp3(17K) tothepigs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "Feed 'em to the pigs Erol."

lookingat.wav(27K) lookingat.mp3(27K) lookingat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "What the bleep are you two looking at?"

withhim.wav(129K) withhim.mp3(129K) withhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "(Talking about Brick Top.) You got to deal with him. You just got to make sure you don't end up owing him. Cause then you're in his debt. Which means, your in his pocket. And once you're in that, you ain't ever coming out."

principles.wav(93K) principles.mp3(93K) principles.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "It's hard enough to make a living in the boxing world, so every now and then, you got to do something that might not agree with your principles. Basically, you have to foret you've got any."

london.wav(156K) london.mp3(156K) london.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz (Dennis Farina): "Eighty-six karats."
Rosebud (Sam Douglas): "Where?"
Cousin Avi: "London."
Rosebud: "London?"
Cousin Avi: "London."
Avi's Colleague (Eric Meyers): "London?"
Cousin Avi: "Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-bleeping-Poppins. London!"

jewish.wav(132K) jewish.mp3(132K) jewish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "If it's stones and it's stolen, Doug's the man to speak to. He pretends he's Jewish, wishes he was Jewish, even tells his family, they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a bleeping monkey."

freecountry.wav(86K) freecountry.mp3(86K) freecountry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Doug 'The Head' Denovitz (Mike Reid): "What are you doing here?"
Jewish Teenager: "It's a free country isn't it?"
Doug The Head: "Well, it ain't a free shop, is it? So bleep off!"

youtoldus.wav(180K) youtoldus.mp3(180K) youtoldus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Doug The Head: "I want to see you two girls up in my office. I just had Cousin Avi on the phone. You know you got to go out and see him."
Alex (Nikki Collins): "Yeah Dad, you told us."
Doug The Head: "He's a big mucker in New York."
Susi (Teena Collins): "Yeah Dad, you told us."
Doug The Head: "I want to see you two girls up in my office."
Alex and Susi: "Yeah Dad, you told us."

hatepikeys.wav(207K) hatepikeys.mp3(207K) hatepikeys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gorgeous George (Adam Fogerty): "It's a campsite. A pikey campsite."
Tommy: "Ten points."
Gorgeous George: "What are we doing here?"
Tommy: "We're buying a caravan."
Gorgeous George: "Off a pack of bleeping pikeys?" What's wrong with you? This will get messy."
Tommy: "Oh, not if you're here."
Gorgeous George: "Oh, you bastard. I bleeping hate pikeys."

fivequid.wav(245K) fivequid.mp3(245K) fivequid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pikey Kid (Joe Williams): "Who are you looking for?"
Tommy: "Mr. O'Niel."
Pikey Kid: "Eo you want me to go and get him?"
Tommy: "That's a good lad."
Gorgeous George: "Piss off."
Tommy: "Are you going to go and get him for me?"
Pikey Kid: "Yeah."
Tommy: "What are you waiting for?"
Pikey Kid: "The five quid you're going to pay me."
Tommy: "bleep off, I'll find him meself."
Pikey Kid: "Two fifty."
Tommy: "You can have a quid."
Pikey Kid: "Oh, you're a real tight bleeper aren't you?"

understand.wav(223K) understand.mp3(223K) understand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "Now, there was a problem with pikeys or gypsies."
Mickey O'Neil (Brad Pitt): "What're you doing? Get out of the way, man."
Turkish: "You can,t really understand much of what is being said."
Mickey: "You Tommy? Come about the caravan?"
Tommy: "Mr. O'Niel."
Mickey: "bleep, man. Call me Mickey."
Turkish: "It's not Irish, not English."
Tommy: "How are you?"
Mickey: "Weather's been kind."
Turkish: "It's just Pikey."
Mickey: "bleep me. Would you look at the size of him. How big are you?"

thesize.wav(93K) thesize.mp3(93K) thesize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "bleep me. Would you look at the size of him. How big are you? Hey kids, how big is he?"
Pikey Kid #1 (Austin Drage): "Big man, that's for sure."
Mickey: "Hey, Mam, come looke at the size of this fella."

boxer.wav(50K) boxer.mp3(50K) boxer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "Betcha you box a little, can't you, sir? You look like a boxer."

dags.wav(110K) dags.mp3(110K) dags.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "Good dags. Do you like dags?"
Tommy: "Dags?"
Mickey: "What?"
Mrs. O'Neil (Sorcha Cusack): "Yeah, dags."
Mickey: "Dags. You like dags?"
Tommy: "Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags."

caravan.wav(265K) caravan.mp3(265K) caravan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "The deal was, you bought it how you saw it. Now, look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. You see that car? So just use it before you're not welcome anymore."
Gorgeous George: "I think you..."
Mickey: "You should bleep off now while you still got the legs to carry you."
Gorgeous George: "Nobody..."
Mickey: "Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking. Right."
Tommy: "Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back and you can keep your caravan."
Mickey: "Why the bleep to I wanta a caravan that's got no bleeping wheels?"

fightyou.wav(53K) fightyou.mp3(53K) fightyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "You want the money? I ain't bleeped you. I'll fight you for it, you and me."

bareknuckle.wav(448K) bareknuckle.mp3(448K) bareknuckle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "It turned out that the sweet-talking tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes hum harder than a coffin nail. Right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be burried with him. Why would the gypsies want to go to the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite? Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy, "The Tit" is praying. And if he isn't, he bleeping should be."

moissanite.wav(186K) moissanite.mp3(186K) moissanite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sol (Lennie James): "No, it's a moissanite."
Bad Boy Lincoln (Goldie): "A whatanite?"
Sol: "A moissanite is an artificial damond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, mate. Spurious. Not Genuine. And it's worth bleep-all."

dribbling.wav(150K) dribbling.mp3(150K) dribbling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyrone (Ade): "I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats."
Vincent (Robbie Gee): "Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate."
Tyrone: "While I'm at the wheel, it's my car, so stop that dog dribbling on my seats. All right?"

getaway.wav(68K) getaway.mp3(68K) getaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "Aye!"
Sol: "What?"
Vincent: "I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the bleep can he get away from aye?"

shotgun.wav(206K) shotgun.mp3(206K) shotgun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sol: "Just worry about getting us a gun yeah."
Vincent: "Yeah?"
Sol: "What is that?"
Vincent: "This isa a shotgun, Sol."
Sol: "It's a bleeping anti-aircraft gun, Vincent."
Vincent: "Yeah, well, I want to raise some pulses don't I?"
Sol: "You'll raise hell, nevermind pulses."

reverse.wav(165K) reverse.mp3(165K) reverse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "Why'd you do that for?"
Tyrone: "I didn't see it there."
Vincent: "It's a four ton-truck Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of bleeping peanuts. Is it?"
Tyrone: "It was a funny angle."
Vincent: "It's behind you, Tyrone. When.ver you reverse, things come from behind you."

shiatsu.wav(243K) shiatsu.mp3(243K) shiatsu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "Why the bleep did you put Gorgeous George into a bare-knuckle boxing match two days before he had to fight the Bomber?"
Tommy: "He was half his size. I didn't expect him to get hurt."
Turkish: "You put the man into a bare-knuckle boxing match. What the bleep did you expect? A gease-down and a shiatsu?"

gooddeal.wav(99K) gooddeal.mp3(99K) gooddeal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "You said get a good deal."
Turkish: "I fail to recognize the correlation between losing 10 grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous and a good deal."

payus.wav(54K) payus.mp3(54K) payus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "How much you gonna pay us?"
Tommy: "10 K."
Mickey: "Ah, me bollocks. Lose more that that running for the bus."

illdoitfor.wav(232K) illdoitfor.mp3(232K) illdoitfor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "All right! I'll do it for a caravan. "
Turkish: "A what?"
The Pikeys: "A caravan."
Mickey: "Top of the range and all that."
Tommy: "It was us that wanted a caravan. Anyway, what's wrong with this one?"
Mickey: "It's not for me. It's for me ma."
Tommy: "Your what?"
The Pikeys: "His ma."

replacement.wav(238K) replacement.mp3(238K) replacement.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "Brick Top runs an illegal bookies. They take bets on anything that involves blood and pain. Now I'm changing fighters and Brick Top's gonna exploit the situation. He's gonna pull my pants down, grease me up, and aim for penetration. And if I didn't have the peplacement pikey, he'd want to split me in half."

charm.wav(27K) charm.mp3(27K) charm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "They could charm the paint off walls, these fellas."

lookmean.wav(32K) lookmean.mp3(32K) lookmean.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "Look mean now, you hairy bleeper."

pokehim.wav(47K) pokehim.mp3(47K) pokehim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "Shits himself when you put him in the ring. Poke him with a stick, you watch his bollocks grow."

wevelost.wav(214K) wevelost.mp3(214K) wevelost.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "We've lost Gorgeous George."
Brick Top: "Shhhhh... You're going to have to repeat that."
Turkish: "We've lost Gorgeous George."
Brick Top: "Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of bleeping car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-bleeping-spicuous now, is it?"

bitten.wav(437K) bitten.mp3(437K) bitten.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "We're not backing out."
Brick Top: "You bet your bollocks to a barndance you're not backing out."
Tommy: "We're changing the fighter."
Brick Top: "Oh, bleep me, your lady friend got a voice? And who might you be changing him to sweetheart?"
Turkish: "You won't know him, but he's mustard."
Brick Top: "Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters."
Turkish: "Look, you've still got your fight."
Brick Top: "No. I lose all bets at the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute. So, no, I don't have my fight, do I, you bleeping prat?"
Tommy: "You can take bets at the fight."
Brick Top: "Put a lead on her, Turkish, before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten, now, do you sweetheart."

thinice.wav(93K) thinice.mp3(93K) thinice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "You're on thin-bleeping-ice my pedegree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, bleep off."

gambling.wav(434K) gambling.mp3(434K) gambling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "Is there gambling involved?"
Doug The Head: "It's a boxing match, Avi, a boxing match."
Cousin Avi: "Did he have a case with him?"
Doug The Head: "Yes he had a case."
Cousin Avi: "And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling"bleeping Four Fingers, Doug."
Doug The Head: "Avi, I'm not telepathic."
Cousin Avi: "Well' you're plenty bleeping stupid, I'll give you that. Do you have any idea why they call him Franky Four Fingers, Doug?"
Doug The Head: "No, I have no idea."
Cousin Avi: "Well, because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people. And when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his bleeping foreskin either."
Doug The Head: "Avi, I'm sure he can pay."
Cousin Avi: "Well, not with my goods he isn't. You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!"

bigbald.wav(37K) bigbald.mp3(37K) bigbald.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Doug The Head: "Avi."
Cousin Avi: "Shut up and sit down, you big bald bleep!"

mycountry.wav(155K) mycountry.mp3(155K) mycountry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "I don't like leaving my own country, Doug. And I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats."
Doug The Head: "Well, we've got sandy beaches."
Cousin Avi: "So, who the bleep wants to see 'em?"

thisplace.wav(213K) thisplace.mp3(213K) thisplace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "Are we ever gonna get into this ploce? Huh?"
Doug The Head: "Avi, Avi, you gotta understand. This ain't exactly Vegas, and this ain't exactly legal."
Cousin Avi: "I'm not looking for Vegas. And I'm not looking for legal. I'm looking for Franky bleeping Four Fingers."
Doug The Head: "I know that, and he said that uh' he said he's gonna be here. "
Cousin Avi: "Well, if there's gambling involved, he'll be here."

fingers.wav(59K) fingers.mp3(59K) fingers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sol: "Is that him?"
Vincent: "I don't know. How many fingers did he have?"
Sol: "I'm sorry, I didn't get the binoculars out in time."

allbetsareoff.wav(284K) allbetsareoff.mp3(284K) allbetsareoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sol: "Fill that bag."
Lady At Bookies: "All bets are off."
Sol: "I am not in here to make a bleeping bet."
Lady At Bookies: "Apreciated, but all... bets... are... off... If all bets are off, then there can't be any money. Can threre?"
Sol: "I ain't bleeping buying that."
Lady At Bookies: "Well, that's handy, cause I ain't bleeping selling it. It's a fact."

u2doing.wav(14K) u2doing.mp3(14K) u2doing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyrone: "What the bleep areyou two doing?"

thisman.wav(97K) thisman.mp3(97K) thisman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "Who the bleep is this man Tyrone?"
Tyrone: "He's a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Vinnie."

thefourth.wav(73K) thefourth.mp3(73K) thefourth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "So Mickey, you're going down in the fourth. Is that clear?"
Mickey: "Just make sure he doesn't kill me before the bleeping fourth."

dangerous.wav(63K) dangerous.mp3(63K) dangerous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "Now, I know he looks like a fat bleeper. Well, he is a fat bleeper, but he's dirty and he's dangerous."

dogabone.wav(133K) dogabone.mp3(133K) dogabone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gambler: "Well, thanks for the tip, Brick Top."
Brick Top: "Liston, you bleeping fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your bleeping jacobs off."

thestone.wav(188K) thestone.mp3(188K) thestone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov (Rade Serbedzija): "Give me the stone."
Vincent: "It's in the case."
Boris The Blade: "What?"
Vincent: "It's in the case."
Boris The Blade: "You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone."
Sol: "The only man who knew the combination, you just shot."

sugar.wav(118K) sugar.mp3(118K) sugar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "Go and put the kettle on."
Turkish: "Do you take sugar?"
Brick Top: "No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough."

clear.wav(342K) clear.mp3(342K) clear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "No, look, she wants the ??? with two roof lights. Uh the ???? ??? ???. And the ???? ???? with the matching ??? ????. Yeah, right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue boys. Have I made myself clear boys?"
Turkish: "Yeah, that's perfectly clear Mickey, yeah. Just give me one minute to confer with my collegue. Didi you understand a ingle word of what he just said?"

cantshoot.wav(364K) cantshoot.mp3(364K) cantshoot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "There's something very wrong about this. It was us that wanted to buy a caravan off of him."
Turkish: "Well, why didn't you bust a cap in his ass then, Tommy. Mind you, you'd do more damage if you through it at him."
Tommy: "What, are you saying I can,t shoot?"
Turkish: "Oh no, Tommy. I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What I was saying is, that six pan piece of bleep stuck in your trousers there would do more damage if you fed it to him."
Tommy: "You saying the gun don't work?"
Turkish: "You tried it?"

teacosy.wav(258K) teacosy.mp3(258K) teacosy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bad Boy Lincoln: "What has he got a tea cosy on his head for?"
Sol: "To keep his head warm."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "What happened to him?"
Sol: "He got shot in the face Lincoln. I would have thought that was obvious."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "What'd you do that for? You mistake him for a rabbit? What do you want me to do about it?"
Vincent: "Sort it out."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "I,m not a bleeping witch doctor."
Sol: "But you are a bad boy yardie and bad boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "I create the bodies. I don,t erase the bodies."

gumdrops.wav(14K) gumdrops.mp3(14K) gumdrops.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "Goody gumdrops."

grabhimby.wav(38K) grabhimby.mp3(38K) grabhimby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sol: "Grab hold of his legs."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "What do you think I'm gonna grab him by, his bleeping ears?"

abody.wav(906K) abody.mp3(906K) abody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together."
Sol: "Would someone mind telling me, who are you?"
Brick Top: "And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victems and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigbleep, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"."

thankyou.wav(113K) thankyou.mp3(113K) thankyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, I mean, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the bleep you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course."

nemesis.wav(227K) nemesis.mp3(227K) nemesis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Brick Top: "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retrobution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a horrible bleep: Me."

callyou.wav(65K) callyou.mp3(65K) callyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "So, what should I call you? Should I call you "Bullet"? "Tooth"?"
Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones): "You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy."

english.wav(80K) english.mp3(80K) english.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bullet Tooth Tony: "The bookies got blagged last night."
Cousin Avi: "Blagged? Speak english to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the bleeping language and so far, nobody seems to speak it."

stained.wav(88K) stained.mp3(88K) stained.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mullet (Ewen Bremner): "Hell, I got bleeping black ink all over bleep boy. He's stained for bleeping life. That and the golden teeth as well. bleeping hell, mate."

youdoing.wav(81K) youdoing.mp3(81K) youdoing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mullet: "What the bleep you doing, Tone?"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What you think I'm doing you penis?"

toothpaste.wav(23K) toothpaste.mp3(23K) toothpaste.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bullet Tooth Tony: "You using dog bleep for toothpaste, Mullet?"

boris.wav(166K) boris.mp3(166K) boris.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "Give me a name."
Sol: "Yurnov. Boris."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Boris The Blade?"
Sol: "Yeah."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "As in Boris The Bullet-Dodger?"
Cousin Avi: "Why do they call him The Bullet-Dodger?"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Because he dodges bullets, Avi."

replicas1.wav(132K) replicas1.mp3(132K) replicas1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "What the bleep do you mean, replicas?"
Sol: "They look the bleep don,t they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case."
Vincent: "In... Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?"

cows.wav(151K) cows.mp3(151K) cows.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tommy: "Cows have only been domesticated in the last 8000 years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive systom hasn't got used to any dairy products yet."
Turkish: "Well, bleep me, Tommy. What have you been reading?"

murders.wav(72K) murders.mp3(72K) murders.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "I don't want a fuss. And I don't want to put a bullet in your face, but unless you give me exactly what I want, there will be bleeping murders."

replicas2.wav(928K) replicas2.mp3(928K) replicas2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bullet Tooth Tony: "So, you're obviously the big dick, and that on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls."
Vincent: "These are your last words so make them a prayer."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Dicks have drive and carity of vision, but they're not clver. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggt balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence."

shootme.wav(59K) shootme.mp3(59K) shootme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "Give me the case."
Cousin Avi: "bleep you, shoot me."

shootyou.wav(65K) shootyou.mp3(65K) shootyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Boris The Blade: "Pass me case, or I shoot you."
Cousin Avi: "You know what? bleep you too."

mugged.wav(154K) mugged.mp3(154K) mugged.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sol: "What is it doing down there?"
Vincent: "Well, I put it there in case we got mugged."
Sol: "You ain't from thi planet, are you Vincent? Who is gonn a mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that's worth less than your shirt?"

animals.wav(18K) animals.mp3(18K) animals.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "You people live like animals."

itsempty.wav(38K) itsempty.mp3(38K) itsempty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "It's empty."
Cousin Avi: "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible."

thedog.wav(281K) thedog.mp3(281K) thedog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vincent: "The dog. The dog must have ate it."
Cousin Avi: "Now then, let's have a look shall we? Tony."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "What?"
Cousin Avi: "Look in the dog."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "You mean, "look in the dog"?"
Cousin Avi: "I mean open him up."
Bullet Tooth Tony: "It's not a tin of baked beans. What do you mean, open him up?"

ihatedogs.wav(29K) ihatedogs.mp3(29K) ihatedogs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cousin Avi: "I hate bleeping dogs! Come on, Tony!"

declare.wav(31K) declare.mp3(31K) declare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Customs Agent: "Anything to declare?"
Cousin Avi: "Yeah, don't go to England."

aBLEEPe.wav(13K) aBLEEPe.mp3(13K) aBLEEPe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "Need to have a bleepe!"

pikeys2.wav(20K) pikeys2.mp3(20K) pikeys2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bricktop's Henchman: "I bleeping hate pikeys!"

pikeys3.wav(13K) pikeys3.mp3(13K) pikeys3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bricktop's Henchman: "bleeping hate pikeys!"

remember.wav(114K) remember.mp3(114K) remember.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Errol (Andy Beckwith): "Oye, bleep-face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?"
Turkish: "bleep-face? I like that one, Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum."

tragedy.wav(84K) tragedy.mp3(84K) tragedy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mickey: "Gonna be a tragedy of a fight. Be a nice one, nice one. Hell of a way to be a war. And there none a yours."

nowweare.wav(25K) nowweare.mp3(25K) nowweare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "Now we are bleeped."

reaction.wav(79K) reaction.mp3(79K) reaction.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "For every action, there's a reaction. And a pikey reaciton is quite a bleeping thing."

inthecar.wav(86K) inthecar.mp3(86K) inthecar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Turkish: "I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?"
Policeman (Tim Faraday): "What's in the car?"
Turkish: "Seats and a steering wheel."

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