Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

speedlimit.wav(152K) speedlimit.mp3(152K) speedlimit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

State Trooper Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn (Jay Chandrasekhar): "You know how fast you were going?"
College Boy 1 (André Vippolis): "What?"
State Trooper Robert 'Rabbit' Roto (Erik Stolhanske): "How fast you were going?"
College Boy 1: "Uh, 65?"
Thorny: "63."
College Boy 1: "Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?"
Thorny: "Yeah, it is."

poutine.wav(131K) poutine.mp3(131K) poutine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Thorny: "Where you boys headed?"
College Boy 2 (Joey Kern): "(Whispers) Canada"
College Boy 1: "C-Canada. We're going over the border to canada for some french fries and Gravy, sir."
College Boy 2: "Poutine."
Thorny: "Canada, huh? Almost made it."

yeahsure.wav(182K) yeahsure.mp3(182K) yeahsure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Thorny: "Are you okay?"
College Boy 1: "Yeah, sure."
Thorny: "Yes, sir?"
College Boy 1: "Yes, sir."
Thorny: "No, did you say 'Yes, sir?'?"
Rabbit: "I think he said, 'Yeah, sure.'"
College Boy 2: "What'd you say, man?"
College Boy 1: "Well, I said, 'Yeah, sure,' but what, literally, I said was, 'Yeah, sure, sir.'"
Thorny: "So, you are okay then?"
College Boy 1: "Yes, sir."

smellsomething.wav(46K) smellsomething.mp3(46K) smellsomething.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Thorny: "You smell something, Rabbit?"
Rabbit: "(Sniffs the air) Fear."

BLEEPedup.wav(56K) BLEEPedup.mp3(56K) BLEEPedup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

College Boy 1: "Am I bleeped up or is this bleeped up, man? This bleep is bleeping crazy."

pulloutmynine.wav(81K) pulloutmynine.mp3(81K) pulloutmynine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

College Boy 2: "Shit, man. I was about to pull out my nine and put a cap in that pig's ass. (Imitates gunshot and then the trooper's tires squeal)"

pullover.wav(125K) pullover.mp3(125K) pullover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rabbit: "Pull the vehicle over!"
College Boy 1: "I-I'm already pulled over, man! I'm already pulled over."
College Boy 2: "Pull over farther, man!"
College Boy 1: "I can't pull over-- Sir, I'm already pulled over!"
College Boy 2: "He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther!"

candybars.wav(17K) candybars.mp3(17K) candybars.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

College Boy 3 (Geoffrey Arend): "Candy bars."

hello.wav(10K) hello.mp3(10K) hello.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

College Boy 3: "Hello."

likemexico.wav(36K) likemexico.mp3(36K) likemexico.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

State Trooper MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack (Steve Lemme): "You boys like Mexico? Whooo!"

gotyougood.wav(52K) gotyougood.mp3(52K) gotyougood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rabbit: "Oh look. A bar of soap."
State Trooper Rodney Farva (Kevin Heffernan): "Oh bleep! I got you good, you bleeper!"

meow.wav(772K) meow.mp3(772K) meow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Larry Johnson (Jim Gaffigan): "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper Jeff Foster (Paul Soter): "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow."
Larry Johnson: "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here, boy?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?"
Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying meow?"
Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--"
Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?"
Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Larry Johnson: "No."
Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?"
Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow."
Foster: "Yes, sir."
Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Foster: "But--"
Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"

secondtime.wav(22K) secondtime.mp3(22K) secondtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mac: "And that was the second time I got crabs."

drugschool.wav(28K) drugschool.mp3(28K) drugschool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "Where'd you learn that, Cheech, drug school?"

afganistanimation.wav(30K) afganistanimation.mp3(30K) afganistanimation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rabbit: "It's really funny, Cap. It's Afganistanimation."

mustacheride.wav(69K) mustacheride.mp3(69K) mustacheride.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Thorny: "Alright. Who wants a mustache ride?"
German Woman (Maria Tornberg): "I want one. I want one."

ballsbandsaw.wav(25K) ballsbandsaw.mp3(25K) ballsbandsaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Capt. John O'Hagan (Brian Cox): "Our balls are this close to the bandsaw."

burntdown.wav(59K) burntdown.mp3(59K) burntdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Foster: "(Humming fanfare)"
Capt. O'Hagan: "Let me guess. You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall."

rainbowsherbet.wav(151K) rainbowsherbet.mp3(151K) rainbowsherbet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Capt. O'Hagan: "Now, let me get this straight. You went into the impound, scaled the fence, broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch? I'll believe that when me bleep turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."

whitedevils.wav(67K) whitedevils.mp3(67K) whitedevils.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Capt. O'Hagan: "You got to promise me no more bullbleep."
Thorny: "Hey, Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can't take no responsibility for these white devils."

chickenBLEEPer.wav(48K) chickenBLEEPer.mp3(48K) chickenBLEEPer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "License and registration chicken-bleeper! (Imitates chicken squaking)"

punchisize.wav(52K) punchisize.mp3(52K) punchisize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dimpus Burger Guy (Charlie Finn): "Do you want to Dimpisize your meal for a quarter more?"
Farva: "Want me to punchisize your face for free?"

literofcola.wav(263K) literofcola.mp3(263K) literofcola.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "Gimme a, uh, liter of cola."
Dimpus Burger Guy: "A what?"
Farva: "A liter of cola!"
Dimpus Burger Guy: "(Into mic) Leederacola. Do we make leederacola?"
Thorny: "Will you just order a large, Farva?"
Farva: "I don't want a large Farva. I want a bleepdamn liter of cola!"
Dimpus Burger Guy: "I don't know what that is."
Farva: "Liter is French for give me some bleepin' cola before I break both bleepin' lips!"
Dimpus Burger Guy: "Alright, alright, relax!"

delousing.wav(151K) delousing.mp3(151K) delousing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Police Chief Grady (Daniel von Bargen): "Sorry about the delousing, Rod. It's standard procedure."
Farva: "It's powdered sugar."
Police Chief Grady: "The lice hate the sugar. Listen, Rod--"
Farva: "It's delicious."
Police Chief Grady: "Uh, good."

withahose.wav(47K) withahose.mp3(47K) withahose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Capt. O'Hagan: "You know, there was a time, we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose. Now you got your bleepdamn unions."

shenanigans.wav(314K) shenanigans.mp3(314K) shenanigans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mac: "Our shenanigans are cheeck and fun."
Thorny: "Yeah, I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic."
Foster: "Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really."
Mac: "Evil shenanigans."
Capt. O'Hagan: "I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the nex guy that says shenanigans."
Mac: "Hey, Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy bleep on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
Farva: "You mean Shenanigans?"
Mac: "Oh!"
Farva: "You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"
Capt. O'Hagan: "(Mac and Thorny offer their pistols to the Captain) Put those away!"

icouldbelacey.wav(88K) icouldbelacey.mp3(88K) icouldbelacey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Ursula Hanson (Marisa Coughlan): "We'll work together."
Foster: "Like Cagney and Lacey."
Ursula: "Yeah. Well, Cagney and Lacey were women. But--"
Foster: "I could be Lacey."

goodenough.wav(54K) goodenough.mp3(54K) goodenough.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Foster: "How you feeling there, Mac?"
Mac: "Good enough to bleep your mother!"

smotheredyou.wav(62K) smotheredyou.mp3(62K) smotheredyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mac: "Oh, come on, we're like the sons you never had."
Capt. O'Hagan: "If you were my son, Mac, I would have smothered you by now."

dignifymyself.wav(28K) dignifymyself.mp3(28K) dignifymyself.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that."

shothim.wav(67K) shothim.mp3(67K) shothim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Thorny: "What the bleep?"
Capt. O'Hagan: "We should have taken him out the back and shot him a long time ago."
Rabbit: "Aye, aye, Captain."

whatifound.wav(37K) whatifound.mp3(37K) whatifound.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Capt. O'Hagan: "Look what I found, a two by four."

underarrest.wav(81K) underarrest.mp3(81K) underarrest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "You're all under arrest for stealing a Spurbury police vehicle."
Mac: "No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total and complete bleephead!"

rainbowsherbet2.wav(53K) rainbowsherbet2.mp3(53K) rainbowsherbet2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "I'll believe that when me bleep turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."

imacop.wav(93K) imacop.mp3(93K) imacop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "I'm a cop, bleepdamnit! I got my own car now! I get to bust criminals! It's what I gotta do! (Starts crying)"

hekissedthatguy.wav(43K) hekissedthatguy.mp3(43K) hekissedthatguy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mac: "Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy."

drunkenough.wav(35K) drunkenough.mp3(35K) drunkenough.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Police Chief Grady: "What are you, drunk?"
Capt. O'Hagan: "Drunk enough to kick your ass."

tagimandbagim.wav(22K) tagimandbagim.mp3(22K) tagimandbagim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Capt. O'Hagan: "Tag 'im and bag 'im!"

iloveacid.wav(28K) iloveacid.mp3(28K) iloveacid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

College Boy 3: "I love acid!"

whatthecrap.wav(24K) whatthecrap.mp3(24K) whatthecrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Farva: "What the crap. How come nobody called me?"

inbigtrouble.wav(43K) inbigtrouble.mp3(43K) inbigtrouble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

College Boy 1: "We're in trouble, aren't we?"
Thorny: "Oh yeah, you're in big trouble."

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