All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
ahoy.wav(92K) ahoy.mp3(92K) ahoy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Silas: "Ahoy there! Hello! Ahoy motherbleeper!"
blind.wav(185K) blind.mp3(185K) blind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Julius: "I don't know how you know me, but umm...everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can just go ahead and jump back through the window, man. I won't tell nobody I saw you, cause I ain't really seen you. You know I'm blind. I got like cataracts, I mean ,umm contacts! I got stigmatism man, I can't see. I'm blind! Where you at? Where you at? See? Look. Where you at? huh?"
evilass.wav(82K) evilass.mp3(82K) evilass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Preacher Pauly: "Ass is good! Evil is good and ass is good! And if you get yourself a piece of evilass...whooo!"
max.wav(36K) max.mp3(36K) max.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Max: "I'm Maxmillian. A connasieur of death you might say."
vessel.wav(48K) vessel.mp3(48K) vessel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Silas: "Who the hell is piloting this vessel? Stevie bleeping Wonder?"