All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
attitude.wav(22K) attitude.mp3(22K) attitude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Todd 'Maniac' Marshall (Matthew Lillard): "That guy has got a serious attitude problem."
2nd_best.wav(54K) 2nd_best.mp3(54K) 2nd_best.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maniac: "Ladies and gentlemen, take note, this man happens to be the second best pilot on this hunk of junk!"
balls.wav(72K) balls.mp3(72K) balls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rosie Forbes (Ginny Holder): "You've got balls"
Maniac: "You should see 'em."
Rosie: "Mine are bigger."
Maniac: "I've been told size doesn't matter."
Rosie: "She lied."
scanning.wav(75K) scanning.mp3(75K) scanning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
ships computer: "Scanning quadrant. Lieutenant, I'm picking up metal fragments ahead. Alloy structure indicates it's from a confederation vessel."
your_needs.wav(296K) your_needs.mp3(296K) your_needs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rosie: "Oh, Maniac."
Rosie: "Fire it up one more time."
Maniac: "Oh no Rosie, I think the big Maniac needs time to refuel."
Rosie: "Don't I take care of you?"
Maniac: "That's a big yes sir."
Rosie: "So, what about my needs?"
Maniac: "Well, I'm all about your needs sir."
Maniac: "Yeah, and right now you need to shut and go to sleep woman."
paladin.wav(192K) paladin.mp3(192K) paladin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jeanette 'Angel' Devereaux (Saffron Burrows): "You are a civilian scout."
Commodore James "Paladin" Taggart (Tchéky Karyo): "Commander, I'm not a civilian. I hold the rank of Commodore Naval Intelligence, reporting directly to Admiral Tolwyn. My call sign is Paladin. My security verification code is Charlie Six Alpha Zebar Niner."
bogofree.wav(41K) bogofree.mp3(41K) bogofree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Christopher 'Maverick' Blair (Freddie Prinze Jr.): "Nice shootin' Maniac!"
Maniac: "Buy one get one free."
wait_for.wav(36K) wait_for.mp3(36K) wait_for.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Paladin: "Wait for them to launch a torpedo. They'll lower their shield just before."
order.wav(72K) order.mp3(72K) order.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Angel: "Blair, where the hell are you? I said help me out."
Maverick: "Is that a suggestion or an order maam?"
Angel: "Definatly an order!"
not_around.wav(24K) not_around.mp3(24K) not_around.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maniac: "What'll you do when I'm not around huh?"
dontyou.wav(166K) dontyou.mp3(166K) dontyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maverick: "She was a fighter pilot in a war zone. She didn't need help from you, or anybody. She never existed."
Maniac: "You listen to me, don't you ever play that stupid game with me. You hear me?"
quazar.wav(225K) quazar.mp3(225K) quazar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Paladin: "You will navigate the quazar. Angel will follow your lead."
Maverick: "Sir, that's statistically impossible."
Paladin: "We don't have another option. You have the gift."
Maverick: "I don't think I can. I don't have the faith."
Paladin: "It's not faith, It's genetics."
didntask.wav(49K) didntask.mp3(49K) didntask.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maverick: "Why didn't you tell me?"
Paladin: "You didn't ask."
sorryborn.wav(114K) sorryborn.mp3(114K) sorryborn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Obutu (Hugh Quarshie): "The Kilrathi ships are closing."
Admiral Wilson (Ken Bones): "So what now?"
Paladin: "Now we make them sorry they were ever born."
open_fire.wav(12K) open_fire.mp3(12K) open_fire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Admiral Wilson: "Open fire!"
i_love_this.wav(25K) i_love_this.mp3(25K) i_love_this.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maverick: "She held together. I love this baby."
not_bad.wav(71K) not_bad.mp3(71K) not_bad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Maniac: "Yeah baby, you made it. Not bad for the second best pilot in the academy."
order2.wav(119K) order2.mp3(119K) order2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Angel: "What did you say?"
Maverick: "I said don't you die on me."
Angel: "Suggestion or an order?"
Maverick: "That's definitely an order."