All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
bullets.wav(126K) bullets.mp3(126K) bullets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ryan Harrison: "You got lucky! There are no more bullets in the chamber...(BANG)"
Ryan: "Whooops...my mistake!"
busride.wav(261K) busride.mp3(261K) busride.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Some friendly reminders by the State Of Minnesota penal system"
holes.wav(39K) holes.mp3(39K) holes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ryan Harrison: "I...uh...checked myself for holes, but just the usual ones."
howdareu.wav(149K) howdareu.mp3(149K) howdareu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ryan Harrison: "How dare you, sir!"
Guard: "How dare, YOU!"
Ryan Harrison: "No, how dare, YOU!"
Guard: "No no, how dare, you!"
Ryan Harrison: "How dare you no no my how-dare-you!"
Guard: "You dare to dare, ME?!"
Ryan Harrison: "How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big pee pee head!"
mother.wav(69K) mother.mp3(69K) mother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lauren Goodhue: "I'm your mother's identical twin, born ten years apart but identical. I killed your mother...penis envy. She was a hermaphrodite."
pntblnk.wav(42K) pntblnk.mp3(42K) pntblnk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ryan Harris: "When you shot me at pointblank range...I knew you loved me."
treat.wav(156K) treat.mp3(156K) treat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lauren Goodhue: "Ryan, what are you doing?"
Ryan Harris: "Your dog certainly has a surprised look on his face."
Lauren Goodhue: "Well, that's because you're looking at his butt."
Ryan Harris: "Ah, OH! Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that, uh, treat I just fed to him."
wasted.wav(141K) wasted.mp3(141K) wasted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
U.S. Marshal Fergus Falls: "Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might contain something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity...hides could be turned into warm socks for the poor...and...grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted."