Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



Episode 101: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe price at: amazon

All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

101_aliencontrol.wav(???K) 101_aliencontrol.mp3(???K) 101_aliencontrol.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe..."

101_baby.wav(???K) 101_baby.mp3(???K) 101_baby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't kick the baby."

101_bigboned.wav(???K) 101_bigboned.mp3(???K) 101_bigboned.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm not fat, I'm bigboned."

101_brownies.wav(???K) 101_brownies.mp3(???K) 101_brownies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Somebody's baking brownies."

101_buttlicker.wav(???K) 101_buttlicker.mp3(???K) 101_buttlicker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ow, that hurt! You buttlicker!"

101_caruso.wav(???K) 101_caruso.mp3(???K) 101_caruso.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It's my turn..."

101_chefsong.wav(???K) 101_chefsong.mp3(???K) 101_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Chef's song of advice to the boys."

101_cheesypoofs.wav(???K) 101_cheesypoofs.mp3(???K) 101_cheesypoofs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah , I want Cheesy Poofs."

101_chiknpie.wav(???K) 101_chiknpie.mp3(???K) 101_chiknpie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, that does sound pretty good..."

101_control.wav(???K) 101_control.mp3(???K) 101_control.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "..not under alien control!"

101_cows.wav(???K) 101_cows.mp3(???K) 101_cows.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cows turn themselves inside out all the time"

101_cuss.wav(???K) 101_cuss.mp3(???K) 101_cuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey you scrawny ass $%!@...."

101_dildo.wav(???K) 101_dildo.mp3(???K) 101_dildo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"

101_fatbitch.wav(???K) 101_fatbitch.mp3(???K) 101_fatbitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah, whatever you fat bitch."

101_find.wav(???K) 101_find.mp3(???K) 101_find.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Go find him damnit!"

101_flamegas.wav(???K) 101_flamegas.mp3(???K) 101_flamegas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?"

101_flysky.wav(???K) 101_flysky.mp3(???K) 101_flysky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ike babbling"

101_fullestk.wav(???K) 101_fullestk.mp3(???K) 101_fullestk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The full version of 'kick the baby'."

101_fullkick.wav(???K) 101_fullkick.mp3(???K) 101_fullkick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't kick the baby!"

101_gohome.wav(???K) 101_gohome.mp3(???K) 101_gohome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

101_gotohell.wav(???K) 101_gotohell.mp3(???K) 101_gotohell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I don't want to ask Mr. Hat..."

101_hatpised.wav(???K) 101_hatpised.mp3(???K) 101_hatpised.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mr. Hat gets pissed."

101_holycrap.wav(???K) 101_holycrap.mp3(???K) 101_holycrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Holy crap!"

101_hubajube.wav(???K) 101_hubajube.mp3(???K) 101_hubajube.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Chef discusses what an anal probe is..."

101_hypno.wav(???K) 101_hypno.mp3(???K) 101_hypno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't try any of your cow hypnosis on me."

101_ikeanal.wav(???K) 101_ikeanal.mp3(???K) 101_ikeanal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ike says 'Anal Probe'"

101_inoutass.wav(???K) 101_inoutass.mp3(???K) 101_inoutass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...either going in or coming out of my ass?"

101_iwant.wav(???K) 101_iwant.mp3(???K) 101_iwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman exclaims what he wants for lunch..."

101_joke.wav(???K) 101_joke.mp3(???K) 101_joke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's uh... a... little joke."

101_jstadrem.wav(???K) 101_jstadrem.mp3(???K) 101_jstadrem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: " was just a dream!"

101_kenny.wav(???K) 101_kenny.mp3(???K) 101_kenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kenny talks."

101_kickass.wav(???K) 101_kickass.mp3(???K) 101_kickass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman's answer to the lunch selection of the day"

101_kickbaby.wav(???K) 101_kickbaby.mp3(???K) 101_kickbaby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"

101_killken.wav(???K) 101_killken.mp3(???K) 101_killken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my GOD! They killed Kenny!"

101_kitty2.wav(???K) 101_kitty2.mp3(???K) 101_kitty2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No kitty this is my potpie!"

101_knowcat.wav(???K) 101_knowcat.mp3(???K) 101_knowcat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "How do you know she has a cat?"

101_kylefrek.wav(???K) 101_kylefrek.mp3(???K) 101_kylefrek.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...brush and floss, Kyle. Where has that finger been Kyle?"

101_moo.wav(???K) 101_moo.mp3(???K) 101_moo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The cow/alien Mooing exchange."

101_myass.wav(???K) 101_myass.mp3(???K) 101_myass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ow! My ass!"

101_mybad.wav(???K) 101_mybad.mp3(???K) 101_mybad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sorry. My bad."

101_nokitty.wav(???K) 101_nokitty.mp3(???K) 101_nokitty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No kitty, this is my pot pie..."

101_note.wav(???K) 101_note.mp3(???K) 101_note.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here Stan, this is for you."

101_pinkeye.wav(???K) 101_pinkeye.mp3(???K) 101_pinkeye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...and Scott Baio gave me PINK EYE."

101_pigeon.wav(???K) 101_pigeon.mp3(???K) 101_pigeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That, that was a pigeon."

101_pissed.wav(???K) 101_pissed.mp3(???K) 101_pissed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman explains his feelings to his mother."

101_puke.wav(???K) 101_puke.mp3(???K) 101_puke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...I think its part of a Cheesy Poof"

101_pwdrdnut.wav(???K) 101_pwdrdnut.mp3(???K) 101_pwdrdnut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I made you powered donut pancake surprise!"

101_satellite.wav(???K) 101_satellite.mp3(???K) 101_satellite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman! There's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"

101_schooldays.wav(???K) 101_schooldays.mp3(???K) 101_schooldays.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Schooldays, schooldays... ."

101_seriousl.wav(???K) 101_seriousl.mp3(???K) 101_seriousl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ow! My ass! Seriously!"

101_sonobitc.wav(???K) 101_sonobitc.mp3(???K) 101_sonobitc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sonuvabitch!"

101_speech.wav(???K) 101_speech.mp3(???K) 101_speech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kyle's full speech to the visitors."

101_stankiss.wav(???K) 101_stankiss.mp3(???K) 101_stankiss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman tease Stan."

101_stkupass.wav(???K) 101_stkupass.mp3(???K) 101_stkupass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Aliens stuck stuff up your ass!"

101_stopbus.wav(???K) 101_stopbus.mp3(???K) 101_stopbus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do you want an office referral?"

101_stopfart.wav(???K) 101_stopfart.mp3(???K) 101_stopfart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You can stop farting fire now!"

101_sweetlove.wav(???K) 101_sweetlove.mp3(???K) 101_sweetlove.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stan wonders when he's gonna get some."

101_thissucks.wav(???K) 101_thissucks.mp3(???K) 101_thissucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I don't think I can fart anymore today..."

101_tomselleck.wav(???K) 101_tomselleck.mp3(???K) 101_tomselleck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, that kinda looks like..."

101_wantkiss.wav(???K) 101_wantkiss.mp3(???K) 101_wantkiss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stan wants to kiss, Wendy Testaburger!"

101_whatever.wav(???K) 101_whatever.mp3(???K) 101_whatever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sure you guys. What ever."

101_wholemom.wav(???K) 101_wholemom.mp3(???K) 101_wholemom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mrs. Cartman talks her son into an after-school snack."

101_woowoo.wav(???K) 101_woowoo.mp3(???K) 101_woowoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Just an eensy weensy woowoo?"

101_wouldcou.wav(???K) 101_wouldcou.mp3(???K) 101_wouldcou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I would if I could you sonuvabitch!"

101_yelledat.wav(???K) 101_yelledat.mp3(???K) 101_yelledat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Haha! Mr. Hat yelled at you."

101_zeep.wav(???K) 101_zeep.mp3(???K) 101_zeep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ike says something or other."

All sounds on the or linked from retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies. All sound files are for educational, research, criticism, or review for movie purchase purposes. holds no liability from misuse of these sound files. Some of the sound files contained on may not be suitable for young children.