Episode 102: Weight Gain 4000 price at: amazon
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102_2dummy.wav(???K) 102_2dummy.mp3(???K) 102_2dummy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The bitch must die!"
102_barbrady.wav(???K) 102_barbrady.mp3(???K) 102_barbrady.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Damn, he could be anyway, send out an APB."
102_beefduo.wav(???K) 102_beefduo.mp3(???K) 102_beefduo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!"
102_bgfatass.wav(???K) 102_bgfatass.mp3(???K) 102_bgfatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...bleep damn , that's a big fat ass!"
102_bitch.wav(???K) 102_bitch.mp3(???K) 102_bitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You've got to come out of your precious bubble sooner or later..."
102_black.wav(???K) 102_black.mp3(???K) 102_black.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Black as the night itself, Mayor."
102_bulkup.wav(???K) 102_bulkup.mp3(???K) 102_bulkup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I don't need to take that kinda crap from you scrawny weaklings!"
102_castrate.wav(???K) 102_castrate.mp3(???K) 102_castrate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "... hang up the lights! String up the banners! Castrate the cows!"
102_chefsong.wav(???K) 102_chefsong.mp3(???K) 102_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "... and lick every inch of your body with my tongue..."
102_clyde.wav(???K) 102_clyde.mp3(???K) 102_clyde.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Do you have a feather on your head?"
102_cracker.wav(???K) 102_cracker.mp3(???K) 102_cracker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How are my little crackers today?"
102_damnit.wav(???K) 102_damnit.mp3(???K) 102_damnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "CARTMAN, GODDAMNIT!"
102_damnwo.wav(???K) 102_damnwo.mp3(???K) 102_damnwo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Daaamn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago..."
102_deposit.wav(???K) 102_deposit.mp3(???K) 102_deposit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good shot, er view...."
102_dolphins.wav(???K) 102_dolphins.mp3(???K) 102_dolphins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dolphins are stupid..."
102_eat.wav(???K) 102_eat.mp3(???K) 102_eat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You'll sit in front of the TV and eat Cheesy Poofs, ass master!"
102_entircom.wav(???K) 102_entircom.mp3(???K) 102_entircom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The entire WG4000 commercial."
102_entireplay.wav(???K) 102_entireplay.mp3(???K) 102_entireplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The entire school play on the founding of South Park"
102_epstein.wav(???K) 102_epstein.mp3(???K) 102_epstein.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And now, our last talent show finalist... Kathy Lee Epstein"
102_famous.wav(???K) 102_famous.mp3(???K) 102_famous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gonna be totally famous!"
102_follow.wav(???K) 102_follow.mp3(???K) 102_follow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Follow your dream. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!"
102_geraldo.wav(???K) 102_geraldo.mp3(???K) 102_geraldo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...whatever word you use, it represents one thing. Being a big fatass."
102_igloos.wav(???K) 102_igloos.mp3(???K) 102_igloos.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "..why do they live in igloos?"
102_imontv.wav(???K) 102_imontv.mp3(???K) 102_imontv.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gonna be on television... I'm gonna be on television!"
102_ineed.wav(???K) 102_ineed.mp3(???K) 102_ineed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Then I guess I'll be going to the store now then..."
102_iwon.wav(???K) 102_iwon.mp3(???K) 102_iwon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "But I won the enviromental essay contest!"
102_jealous.wav(???K) 102_jealous.mp3(???K) 102_jealous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Just face it, I wrote a better paper then you."
102_kathysng.wav(???K) 102_kathysng.mp3(???K) 102_kathysng.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kathy Lee sings her song..."
102_kenny.wav(???K) 102_kenny.mp3(???K) 102_kenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, they're almost as big as his mom's!"
102_kennydies.wav(???K) 102_kennydies.mp3(???K) 102_kennydies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my god they killed Kenny. You bastard!"
102_kickass.wav(???K) 102_kickass.mp3(???K) 102_kickass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kiiiick Ass!"
102_looknbuf.wav(???K) 102_looknbuf.mp3(???K) 102_looknbuf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm the one that's gonna be on TV looking all buff!"
102_meddle.wav(???K) 102_meddle.mp3(???K) 102_meddle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids."
102_meeric.wav(???K) 102_meeric.mp3(???K) 102_meeric.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "ME! Eric Cartman!"
102_mrhat.wav(???K) 102_mrhat.mp3(???K) 102_mrhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We can still get her!"
102_myway.wav(???K) 102_myway.mp3(???K) 102_myway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now we do things MY way."
102_nancy.wav(???K) 102_nancy.mp3(???K) 102_nancy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You can just stay in that drawer Negative Nancy."
102_need.wav(???K) 102_need.mp3(???K) 102_need.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "He needs to run his ass around the block a few times."
102_nicebody.wav(???K) 102_nicebody.mp3(???K) 102_nicebody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gonna have a nice body and I'm gonna show it off, got that?"
102_notonly1.wav(???K) 102_notonly1.mp3(???K) 102_notonly1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I guess I'm not the only person in America who thought of killing Kathy Lee Gifford."
102_other.wav(???K) 102_other.mp3(???K) 102_other.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Would this be for hunting, home protection, or, other?"
102_peacewen.wav(???K) 102_peacewen.mp3(???K) 102_peacewen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, look! Another hippie. Peace Wendy."
102_podunk.wav(???K) 102_podunk.mp3(???K) 102_podunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...stupid hick redneck jobless truck driving..."
102_poptarts.wav(???K) 102_poptarts.mp3(???K) 102_poptarts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a Pop Tart!"
102_prioritize.wav(???K) 102_prioritize.mp3(???K) 102_prioritize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What's more important, being on TV or some stupid assasination?"
102_rainbow.wav(???K) 102_rainbow.mp3(???K) 102_rainbow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Nobody hates rainbows..."
102_ripped.wav(???K) 102_ripped.mp3(???K) 102_ripped.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "... and I'm looking totally ripped... Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!"
102_ryebread.wav(???K) 102_ryebread.mp3(???K) 102_ryebread.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise."
102_sultry.wav(???K) 102_sultry.mp3(???K) 102_sultry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, three times bigger then Frank Gifford's anyway."
102_sweet.wav(???K) 102_sweet.mp3(???K) 102_sweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake, I can't even fit through the door."
102_swetshop.wav(???K) 102_swetshop.mp3(???K) 102_swetshop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kathy Lee loves children..."
102_syuhip.wav(???K) 102_syuhip.mp3(???K) 102_syuhip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Screw you, hippie!"
102_talkn2.wav(???K) 102_talkn2.mp3(???K) 102_talkn2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You talking to me? I don't see anybody else around here, so you must be talking to me."
102_tohell.wav(???K) 102_tohell.mp3(???K) 102_tohell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "To hell with Kathy Lee Gifford."
102_toolate.wav(???K) 102_toolate.mp3(???K) 102_toolate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It is too late for me, young Wendy."
102_treehug.wav(???K) 102_treehug.mp3(???K) 102_treehug.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Its all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap."
102_whatever.wav(???K) 102_whatever.mp3(???K) 102_whatever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Er, yeah yeah, whatever."
102_when.wav(???K) 102_when.mp3(???K) 102_when.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "When is this going to be on the air?"
102_whine.wav(???K) 102_whine.mp3(???K) 102_whine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Eric whines just a bit to his mother."
102_wideload.wav(???K) 102_wideload.mp3(???K) 102_wideload.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely..."