Episode 104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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104_afraiditdoes.wav(???K) 104_afraiditdoes.mp3(???K) 104_afraiditdoes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The school can't afford helmets for everybody..."
104_ahhcrap.wav(???K) 104_ahhcrap.mp3(???K) 104_ahhcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Thatta boy Spark! Go get her.... ahwwww crap."
104_alumni.wav(???K) 104_alumni.mp3(???K) 104_alumni.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Elementary school alumni?"
104_aminus.wav(???K) 104_aminus.mp3(???K) 104_aminus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A Minus?"
104_athelete.wav(???K) 104_athelete.mp3(???K) 104_athelete.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We treat star athletes better because they're better people."
104_bigals.wav(???K) 104_bigals.mp3(???K) 104_bigals.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm sssuper, thankss for asssking."
104_boom.wav(???K) 104_boom.mp3(???K) 104_boom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Boom! No more Middle Park players, hahaha!"
104_butchdog.wav(???K) 104_butchdog.mp3(???K) 104_butchdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I don't want a gay dog. I want a butch dog. I want a Rin-Tin-Tin."
104_candoit.wav(???K) 104_candoit.mp3(???K) 104_candoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "John Stamos's brother can do it."
104_carrotcake.wav(???K) 104_carrotcake.mp3(???K) 104_carrotcake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh! My carrot cake!"
104_dance.wav(???K) 104_dance.mp3(???K) 104_dance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Do you like to dance?"
104_dontbgay.wav(???K) 104_dontbgay.mp3(???K) 104_dontbgay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Good boy. Now... don't be gay! Don't be gay, Spark."
104_garrisongay.wav(???K) 104_garrisongay.mp3(???K) 104_garrisongay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...evil right down to their cold black hearts, which not pump blood like yours and mine..."
104_gayanimals.wav(???K) 104_gayanimals.mp3(???K) 104_gayanimals.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Tell them that there are gay animals here that need homes.... desssperately."
104_gayestdog.wav(???K) 104_gayestdog.mp3(???K) 104_gayestdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That is the gayest dog I have ever seen."
104_gaylion.wav(???K) 104_gaylion.mp3(???K) 104_gaylion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Over here we have a gay lion..."
104_getbackthere.wav(???K) 104_getbackthere.mp3(???K) 104_getbackthere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That's right! You get back there!"
104_getchicks.wav(???K) 104_getchicks.mp3(???K) 104_getchicks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I just act that way to get chicks, dumbass."
104_goodhetero.wav(???K) 104_goodhetero.mp3(???K) 104_goodhetero.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual."
104_hikeball.wav(???K) 104_hikeball.mp3(???K) 104_hikeball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut ..."
104_holdball.wav(???K) 104_holdball.mp3(???K) 104_holdball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You've got to hold your football like your lover..."
104_homodog.wav(???K) 104_homodog.mp3(???K) 104_homodog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That dog is a gay homosexual."
104_hughgrant.wav(???K) 104_hughgrant.mp3(???K) 104_hughgrant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant..."
104_jesus.wav(???K) 104_jesus.mp3(???K) 104_jesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Jesus, I haven't asked you for much..."
104_jesusyea.wav(???K) 104_jesusyea.mp3(???K) 104_jesusyea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...I am the way for you, my children. Let's open the phone lines back up for some questions."
104_jewishkid.wav(???K) 104_jewishkid.mp3(???K) 104_jewishkid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Why the hell is that little Jewish kid playing quarterback?"
104_jewrun.wav(???K) 104_jewrun.mp3(???K) 104_jewrun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I haven't seen a Jew run like that since..."
104_justshoes.wav(???K) 104_justshoes.mp3(???K) 104_justshoes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No, I didn't. That was just my shoes!"
104_kennydies.wav(???K) 104_kennydies.mp3(???K) 104_kennydies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yes, he's been decapitated!"
104_kickingass.wav(???K) 104_kickingass.mp3(???K) 104_kickingass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Did you guys see me block that defense today? I was kicking ass!"
104_leather.wav(???K) 104_leather.mp3(???K) 104_leather.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants."
104_lovethatsong.wav(???K) 104_lovethatsong.mp3(???K) 104_lovethatsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I love that song..."
104_lovingyou.wav(???K) 104_lovingyou.mp3(???K) 104_lovingyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Its obvious where all the talent in that family went!"
104_malls.wav(???K) 104_malls.mp3(???K) 104_malls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Did you check the shopping mall... - OW!"
104_martykickass.wav(???K) 104_martykickass.mp3(???K) 104_martykickass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Marty's Movie Reviews are on? Kick ass!"
104_mkunotgay.wav(???K) 104_mkunotgay.mp3(???K) 104_mkunotgay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We can work on not making you gay together!"
104_molested.wav(???K) 104_molested.mp3(???K) 104_molested.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I haven't seen so many children molested since..."
104_ok2bgay.wav(???K) 104_ok2bgay.mp3(???K) 104_ok2bgay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And maybe we can beat them by more next year... and its ok to be gay."
104_oolala.wav(???K) 104_oolala.mp3(???K) 104_oolala.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No pink bandana, Sparky. Bad dog!"
104_oppressors.wav(???K) 104_oppressors.mp3(???K) 104_oppressors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Chrisitans and Republicans and Nazis, oh my!"
104_poundass.wav(???K) 104_poundass.mp3(???K) 104_poundass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog!"
104_propaganda.wav(???K) 104_propaganda.mp3(???K) 104_propaganda.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh stop filling his head with that queer loving propoganda."
104_puppet.wav(???K) 104_puppet.mp3(???K) 104_puppet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stupid puppet."
104_rex.wav(???K) 104_rex.mp3(???K) 104_rex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stan forgot to mention that his dog is a gay homosexual."
104_robert.wav(???K) 104_robert.mp3(???K) 104_robert.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I just wanted to thank you for the advice, and for dying for my sins, that was really nice of you."
104_rodney.wav(???K) 104_rodney.mp3(???K) 104_rodney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King..."
104_sanctuary.wav(???K) 104_sanctuary.mp3(???K) 104_sanctuary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're all big gay friends here. Would you like to live with us?"
104_sillybuns.wav(???K) 104_sillybuns.mp3(???K) 104_sillybuns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Of course they are sillybuns!"
104_simon.wav(???K) 104_simon.mp3(???K) 104_simon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...so you see, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television."
104_simonlong.wav(???K) 104_simonlong.mp3(???K) 104_simonlong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "... the assignment was on Asian Cultures. You get a D Minus."
104_singalong.wav(???K) 104_singalong.mp3(???K) 104_singalong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Loving you is easy because you're beautiful... du di doo doo!"
104_smallworld.wav(???K) 104_smallworld.mp3(???K) 104_smallworld.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're not sad anymore because we're out the closet door!"
104_sodomies.wav(???K) 104_sodomies.mp3(???K) 104_sodomies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No way, dude. My mom says god hates gay people. Thats why he... smoked the sodomies in France."
104_something.wav(???K) 104_something.mp3(???K) 104_something.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "He doing something to his ass. He's not kicking it, but he's definitely doing somethinng to his ass."
104_stanjesus.wav(???K) 104_stanjesus.mp3(???K) 104_stanjesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "My son, alot of people have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is..."
104_stillgay.wav(???K) 104_stillgay.mp3(???K) 104_stillgay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "He still looks pretty gay to me."
104_super.wav(???K) 104_super.mp3(???K) 104_super.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm sssuper. Thankss for assking!"
104_super2.wav(???K) 104_super2.mp3(???K) 104_super2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm sssuper. Thankss for assking! (Different from above)"
104_thatgood.wav(???K) 104_thatgood.mp3(???K) 104_thatgood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Are you sure Stan is that good?"
104_whatthehell.wav(???K) 104_whatthehell.mp3(???K) 104_whatthehell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What the hell is he talking about?"
104_worriedman.wav(???K) 104_worriedman.mp3(???K) 104_worriedman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You need to lay off the cough syrup. Alright? Seriously, I'm worried about you man."