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Episode 105: An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig price at: amazon

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105_4assmonkey.wav(???K) 105_4assmonkey.mp3(???K) 105_4assmonkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I have created things that will change the world for the better..."

105_5assmonkey.wav(???K) 105_5assmonkey.mp3(???K) 105_5assmonkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I present to you, the 5 assed monkey..."

105_allstupid.wav(???K) 105_allstupid.mp3(???K) 105_allstupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You put all of the people of South Park in jeopardy..."

105_barbrady.wav(???K) 105_barbrady.mp3(???K) 105_barbrady.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You boys have been watching the 'X' Files too much... theres no such thing as..."

105_beside4asses.wav(???K) 105_beside4asses.mp3(???K) 105_beside4asses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And here, of course is my 4 assed ostrich, and my 4 assed mongoose."

105_bitchass.wav(???K) 105_bitchass.mp3(???K) 105_bitchass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie !"

105_blackeye.wav(???K) 105_blackeye.mp3(???K) 105_blackeye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey Stan, where did you get that black eye?"

105_bloodsample.wav(???K) 105_bloodsample.mp3(???K) 105_bloodsample.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You know, its amazing what we can do with a little blood sample these days."

105_buddah.wav(???K) 105_buddah.mp3(???K) 105_buddah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh thank Buddah I found you boys."

105_burnbody.wav(???K) 105_burnbody.mp3(???K) 105_burnbody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "... immediately kill him and burn his body..."

105_canihelpyou.wav(???K) 105_canihelpyou.mp3(???K) 105_canihelpyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Can I help you?"

105_chalk.wav(???K) 105_chalk.mp3(???K) 105_chalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And over here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk, and a beard."

105_chefsong.wav(???K) 105_chefsong.mp3(???K) 105_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Chef and Elton John create the mood ..."

105_comeonfluffy.wav(???K) 105_comeonfluffy.mp3(???K) 105_comeonfluffy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come on Fluffy!"

105_cracker.wav(???K) 105_cracker.mp3(???K) 105_cracker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, you're that crazy cracker from up on the hill..."

105_dangerous.wav(???K) 105_dangerous.mp3(???K) 105_dangerous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He's terribly dangerous. His brain is identical to yours!"

105_detention.wav(???K) 105_detention.mp3(???K) 105_detention.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I know a certain young man who is itching for detention!"

105_eegads.wav(???K) 105_eegads.mp3(???K) 105_eegads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Eegads, he's out of control, we'll have to destroy him!"

105_einstien.wav(???K) 105_einstien.mp3(???K) 105_einstien.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well good job, Einstien, why don't we just build a rocket in the meantime... WHAP"

105_evilbitch.wav(???K) 105_evilbitch.mp3(???K) 105_evilbitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...hey woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies."

105_evilclone.wav(???K) 105_evilclone.mp3(???K) 105_evilclone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It wasn't me Uncle Jumbo, it was my evil, genetic clone."

105_foot.wav(???K) 105_foot.mp3(???K) 105_foot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my god, they cloned a foot!"

105_french.wav(???K) 105_french.mp3(???K) 105_french.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "French people piss me off."

105_gayclone.wav(???K) 105_gayclone.mp3(???K) 105_gayclone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The bad kids discuss the 'gay' clone."

105_gaypig.wav(???K) 105_gaypig.mp3(???K) 105_gaypig.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Halfway? Then all you got is a stupid, gay pig."

105_genetic.wav(???K) 105_genetic.mp3(???K) 105_genetic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mr. Garrison tells the kids about Genetic Engineering."

105_getf.wav(???K) 105_getf.mp3(???K) 105_getf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh? Then I guess you get an F."

105_goodndrunk.wav(???K) 105_goodndrunk.mp3(???K) 105_goodndrunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do what I do. Get them good and drunk."

105_handsoff.wav(???K) 105_handsoff.mp3(???K) 105_handsoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You can keep your hands off of Fluffy's ass."

105_havoc.wav(???K) 105_havoc.mp3(???K) 105_havoc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Me Stan. Butt chomp. Butt chewy chomp. Butt chewy chomp..."

105_headgear.wav(???K) 105_headgear.mp3(???K) 105_headgear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Headgear? What headgear?"

105_howdrunk.wav(???K) 105_howdrunk.mp3(???K) 105_howdrunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Damn, I wonder how drunk he needs to be to make sweet love to the pig?"

105_jesus.wav(???K) 105_jesus.mp3(???K) 105_jesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "JESUS!"

105_kicknuts.wav(???K) 105_kicknuts.mp3(???K) 105_kicknuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're not using any of Fluffy's blood, cuz I'll kick you in the nuts."

105_kicknuts2.wav(???K) 105_kicknuts2.mp3(???K) 105_kicknuts2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No elephant is going to make love to my Fluffy... Kyle! I'll kick you in the nnnnuts."

105_killedkenny.wav(???K) 105_killedkenny.mp3(???K) 105_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastard ."

105_littlewuss.wav(???K) 105_littlewuss.mp3(???K) 105_littlewuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and make me dance for you..."

105_lookslike.wav(???K) 105_lookslike.mp3(???K) 105_lookslike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Does it look like a pig? Or an elephant?"

105_loverboy.wav(???K) 105_loverboy.mp3(???K) 105_loverboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?"

105_loverboy2.wav(???K) 105_loverboy2.mp3(???K) 105_loverboy2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!"

105_mailorder.wav(???K) 105_mailorder.mp3(???K) 105_mailorder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I got it mailorder from Africa..."

105_mambo.wav(???K) 105_mambo.mp3(???K) 105_mambo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You just can't stick a drunk pig with a drunk elephant and expect them to do the mattress mambo."

105_mebad.wav(???K) 105_mebad.mp3(???K) 105_mebad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kick her ass. Shelly bad. Shelly very bad."

105_neckbrace.wav(???K) 105_neckbrace.mp3(???K) 105_neckbrace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Before you beat my face into a bloody pulp again, I just want you to know you're my sister..."

105_odd.wav(???K) 105_odd.mp3(???K) 105_odd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We saw an elephant have sex with a pig."

105_okfluffy.wav(???K) 105_okfluffy.mp3(???K) 105_okfluffy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It's OK Fluffy, nobody's going to hurt you."

105_ondrugs.wav(???K) 105_ondrugs.mp3(???K) 105_ondrugs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mrs. Marsh asks her son one of those 'questions'."

105_oneass.wav(???K) 105_oneass.mp3(???K) 105_oneass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my god, he only has one ass! He is of no use to me, I'll have to burn the room."

105_pansyprobs.wav(???K) 105_pansyprobs.mp3(???K) 105_pansyprobs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stop wasting Mr. Hat's time with pansy little foo-foo problems, and give me back my cocoa."

105_pigBLEEPer.wav(???K) 105_pigBLEEPer.mp3(???K) 105_pigBLEEPer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What would you know you fat sweaty Mongoloid..."

105_playgod.wav(???K) 105_playgod.mp3(???K) 105_playgod.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "... I've tried to play God, and I've failed."

105_plebian.wav(???K) 105_plebian.mp3(???K) 105_plebian.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, spank my ass and call me Charley..."

105_potbellyele.wav(???K) 105_potbellyele.mp3(???K) 105_potbellyele.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's it I'm going to combine my elephant with a pot bellied pig!"

105_rabbitfish.wav(???K) 105_rabbitfish.mp3(???K) 105_rabbitfish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey! These bunny ears are tied on with little strings!"

105_righto.wav(???K) 105_righto.mp3(???K) 105_righto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "bleepdamnit, will you shut the hell up, nobody gives a rat's ass."

105_savedlife.wav(???K) 105_savedlife.mp3(???K) 105_savedlife.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Shelly, you saved my life, and yet, you did so much more then that..."

105_schematics.wav(???K) 105_schematics.mp3(???K) 105_schematics.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Perhaps we should just leave nature alone to its simple, one-assed schematics."

105_seeya.wav(???K) 105_seeya.mp3(???K) 105_seeya.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "... we have to find out if Cartman's pig is pregnant. Seeya!"

105_sickdude.wav(???K) 105_sickdude.mp3(???K) 105_sickdude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sick dude, she's my sister!"

105_sitdown.wav(???K) 105_sitdown.mp3(???K) 105_sitdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sit down!"

105_smallpoop.wav(???K) 105_smallpoop.mp3(???K) 105_smallpoop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's why mah mom got me a pot bellied pig, because it's poop is small!"

105_sorry.wav(???K) 105_sorry.mp3(???K) 105_sorry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Boys, boys, I'm luciously sorry for everything."

105_specialed.wav(???K) 105_specialed.mp3(???K) 105_specialed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm sorry little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the special ed bus."

105_stan2stan.wav(???K) 105_stan2stan.mp3(???K) 105_stan2stan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stan talks with his evil clone..."

105_stancrys.wav(???K) 105_stancrys.mp3(???K) 105_stancrys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mom and Dad are going to send me away. I don't want to be sent away!"

105_stophim.wav(???K) 105_stophim.mp3(???K) 105_stophim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He's tearing up the house, STOP HIM!"

105_swearkill.wav(???K) 105_swearkill.mp3(???K) 105_swearkill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass, I 'd be all like, 'Listen, missy. Why don't you knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!'"

105_toodangerous.wav(???K) 105_toodangerous.mp3(???K) 105_toodangerous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "But Dad, I want a human clone!"

105_tougly.wav(???K) 105_tougly.mp3(???K) 105_tougly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...usually about 9:30 in the morning children."

105_wakeup.wav(???K) 105_wakeup.mp3(???K) 105_wakeup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There's nothing worse then getting all drunk and waking up next to a pig."

105_wantkilled.wav(???K) 105_wantkilled.mp3(???K) 105_wantkilled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Everybody hates me! The whole town wants me killed."

105_weed.wav(???K) 105_weed.mp3(???K) 105_weed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Lets give Casey and his weed a big hand."

105_whitewomen.wav(???K) 105_whitewomen.mp3(???K) 105_whitewomen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now I know how all of them white women must have felt."

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