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108_1stsouthpark.wav(???K) 108_1stsouthpark.mp3(???K) 108_1stsouthpark.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Let the new prince be decided on Saturday..."

108_alabama.wav(???K) 108_alabama.mp3(???K) 108_alabama.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama."

108_ants.wav(???K) 108_ants.mp3(???K) 108_ants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Take your stupid Ants in the Pants with you!"

108_ashamed.wav(???K) 108_ashamed.mp3(???K) 108_ashamed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You should be ashamed of yourselves, betting against your Lord and Savior."

108_autographs.wav(???K) 108_autographs.mp3(???K) 108_autographs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Hi kids, I only do autographs after the show!"

108_bastards.wav(???K) 108_bastards.mp3(???K) 108_bastards.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "8 minutes and counting until recess is over, you little bastards!"

108_beef.wav(???K) 108_beef.mp3(???K) 108_beef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Now that is a man who has eaten alot of beef!"

108_bleep.wav(???K) 108_bleep.mp3(???K) 108_bleep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Shoved it right up my ass!"

108_chefsong.wav(???K) 108_chefsong.mp3(???K) 108_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "With my love deep inside you, where no man has ever been..."

108_chili.wav(???K) 108_chili.mp3(???K) 108_chili.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "That's my favorite kinda chili!"

108_counsel.wav(???K) 108_counsel.mp3(???K) 108_counsel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Mackey: "Being the new kid can be tough, but I'm your friend - okay?"

108_cracker.wav(???K) 108_cracker.mp3(???K) 108_cracker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "That is one fudged up little cracker!"

108_crucialtime.wav(???K) 108_crucialtime.mp3(???K) 108_crucialtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "This fight has been ordained since the beginning!"

108_damiengift.wav(???K) 108_damiengift.mp3(???K) 108_damiengift.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Damien gives his gift to Cartman..."

108_damienintro.wav(???K) 108_damienintro.mp3(???K) 108_damienintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Say, "Hi!" to Damien!"

108_darkprince.wav(???K) 108_darkprince.mp3(???K) 108_darkprince.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Thou must taketh me to the seedling of Satan, so thine eyes can confirm the wretched truth."

108_ding.wav(???K) 108_ding.mp3(???K) 108_ding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "...but now I think they like him because he picks on me."

108_duckbilled.wav(???K) 108_duckbilled.mp3(???K) 108_duckbilled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Turn him back you butthole!   He has to buy me the Yellow MegaMan!"

108_ehhh.wav(???K) 108_ehhh.mp3(???K) 108_ehhh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ehhhh!"

108_emoti...wav(???K) 108_emoti...mp3(???K) 108_emoti...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems!"

108_fartboy.wav(???K) 108_fartboy.mp3(???K) 108_fartboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Yeah, we're gonna call you FartBoy from now on!"

108_fartonyou.wav(???K) 108_fartonyou.mp3(???K) 108_fartonyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, excuse me new kid, I didn't mean to fart on you, I didn't have a choice."

108_feelmywrath.wav(???K) 108_feelmywrath.mp3(???K) 108_feelmywrath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I don't need acceptance, I'm the son of Satan!"

108_fightdamnit.wav(???K) 108_fightdamnit.mp3(???K) 108_fightdamnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Fight Damnit!"

108_fightintro.wav(???K) 108_fightintro.mp3(???K) 108_fightintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Michael Buffer makes the pre-fight introductions..."

108_finalbattle.wav(???K) 108_finalbattle.mp3(???K) 108_finalbattle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Let the final battle between good and evil be fought - right here in South Park!"

108_fools.wav(???K) 108_fools.mp3(???K) 108_fools.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...I will take all of your hard earned money and return to hell a much richer Prince of Darkness."

108_foresook.wav(???K) 108_foresook.mp3(???K) 108_foresook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "My father foresaked me.  The town foresaked me.  I'm completely foresook."

108_forgiveus.wav(???K) 108_forgiveus.mp3(???K) 108_forgiveus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Jesus, we're sorry, could you ever forgive us?"

108_forsaken.wav(???K) 108_forsaken.mp3(???K) 108_forsaken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "I have been forsaken!  It seems several bets were changed to Satan this morning!"

108_getth...wav(???K) 108_getth...mp3(???K) 108_getth...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Get the hell out I said.   The party's over.  Get out bleepdamnit!"

108_giftlist.wav(???K) 108_giftlist.mp3(???K) 108_giftlist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm changing your present to a Yellow MegaMan, since Kenny's been changed into a duckbilled platypuss."

108_goodday.wav(???K) 108_goodday.mp3(???K) 108_goodday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Good day, how are you, Damien?"

108_gottofight.wav(???K) 108_gottofight.mp3(???K) 108_gottofight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: ": "Dude, Jesus is getting his butt kicked.  You've got to fight, Jesus!"

108_greatman.wav(???K) 108_greatman.mp3(???K) 108_greatman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Ya know, somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man!""

108_heavy.wav(???K) 108_heavy.mp3(???K) 108_heavy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Wow, that's pretty heavy."

108_hello...wav(???K) 108_hello...mp3(???K) 108_hello...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Bad? Why bad?"

108_hesjewish.wav(???K) 108_hesjewish.mp3(???K) 108_hesjewish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Don't mind him, Jesus.   He's jewish."

108_horrors.wav(???K) 108_horrors.mp3(???K) 108_horrors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee!"

108_hugeevent.wav(???K) 108_hugeevent.mp3(???K) 108_hugeevent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Sometimes I like to sneak up to the fence, and close my eyes, and pretend I'm there."

108_hugesatan.wav(???K) 108_hugesatan.mp3(???K) 108_hugesatan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: ": "Holy crap, dude! Satan is huge!"

108_infidels.wav(???K) 108_infidels.mp3(???K) 108_infidels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Infidels!  I will turn you all into beasts of burden!"

108_introuble.wav(???K) 108_introuble.mp3(???K) 108_introuble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You got in trouble... you got in trouble!"

108_jerk.wav(???K) 108_jerk.mp3(???K) 108_jerk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "That guy is a jerk!"

108_jesuswins.wav(???K) 108_jesuswins.mp3(???K) 108_jesuswins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The winner by knockout, and still undisputed ruler of your Spiritual Kingdom... Je-sus 'El Saviorrrr' Christ!"

108_judas.wav(???K) 108_judas.mp3(???K) 108_judas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "You're all a bunch of Judases!"

108_kickassdude.wav(???K) 108_kickassdude.mp3(???K) 108_kickassdude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Kick ass dude!"

108_kickhisass.wav(???K) 108_kickhisass.mp3(???K) 108_kickhisass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "We're all with you Jesus, we put every dime we have on you beating that Dark Prince."

108_killedkenny.wav(???K) 108_killedkenny.mp3(???K) 108_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Ned, look, there's a rare Duckbilled Platypuss.  It's coming right for us!"

108_layaway.wav(???K) 108_layaway.mp3(???K) 108_layaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your Mom can put it on layway and make payments..."

108_mayeat.wav(???K) 108_mayeat.mp3(???K) 108_mayeat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, look, a Blue MegaMan!  Thank you, Stan, you may eat pie and cake and ice cream now."

108_megaman.wav(???K) 108_megaman.mp3(???K) 108_megaman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Look, it's very simple guys, Green MegaMan goes with Red MegaMan and Yellow MegaMan to make the UltraMega-MegaMan! You have to have all three or it doesn't work. See?"

108_mellow.wav(???K) 108_mellow.mp3(???K) 108_mellow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Whoa dude, you need to mellow out!"

108_metoo.wav(???K) 108_metoo.mp3(???K) 108_metoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I want to change my bet to Satan!"

108_mybirthday.wav(???K) 108_mybirthday.mp3(???K) 108_mybirthday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Thaaat's right, cuz its Myyy Birthday, My Bi-bi-bi-Birthday!"

108_nancy.wav(???K) 108_nancy.mp3(???K) 108_nancy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Huh?  Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up!"

108_noinvitation.wav(???K) 108_noinvitation.mp3(???K) 108_noinvitation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Oh, Eric!  I didn't get an invitation."

108_nomorepie.wav(???K) 108_nomorepie.mp3(???K) 108_nomorepie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "No.... more.... pie.... uhhhh."

108_partyover.wav(???K) 108_partyover.mp3(???K) 108_partyover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You dirty cheap ass piece of crap!  I hate you, I want you to die! Die!  That's it, party is over!"

108_payperview.wav(???K) 108_payperview.mp3(???K) 108_payperview.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The Pay Per View commercial for the big fight."

108_pipinvite.wav(???K) 108_pipinvite.mp3(???K) 108_pipinvite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and shoved it right up my ass!"

108_poofypie.wav(???K) 108_poofypie.mp3(???K) 108_poofypie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey!  I had a Poofy Pie in that desk!"

108_pooponstick.wav(???K) 108_pooponstick.mp3(???K) 108_pooponstick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Holy poop on a stick!"

108_press...wav(???K) 108_press...mp3(???K) 108_press...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The complete press conference, with Don King."

108_protectyou.wav(???K) 108_protectyou.mp3(???K) 108_protectyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Come over here if you're scared Women, I will protect you!"

108_psyche.wav(???K) 108_psyche.mp3(???K) 108_psyche.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Psyche!  I wasn't gonna give you an invitation, heh heh heh heh!"

108_punyson.wav(???K) 108_punyson.mp3(???K) 108_punyson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Puny son of Jehova!  Prepare to enter the House of Pain!"

108_quack.wav(???K) 108_quack.mp3(???K) 108_quack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Quack - Quack!"

108_raweggs.wav(???K) 108_raweggs.mp3(???K) 108_raweggs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Here Jesus, drink these raw eggs."

108_realdog.wav(???K) 108_realdog.mp3(???K) 108_realdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Kenny said he saw your mom drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog!"

108_righto.wav(???K) 108_righto.mp3(???K) 108_righto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me."

108_royalty.wav(???K) 108_royalty.mp3(???K) 108_royalty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Wow, we have royalty in our class!"

108_rumble.wav(???K) 108_rumble.mp3(???K) 108_rumble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ladies and gentlemen... Let's get ready to rummmmble!"

108_saturday.wav(???K) 108_saturday.mp3(???K) 108_saturday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who the hell decided the fight had to be on Saturday, huh? This whole thing is a plot against me, isn't it?"

108_screwed.wav(???K) 108_screwed.mp3(???K) 108_screwed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Boy, did we get screwed!"

108_security.wav(???K) 108_security.mp3(???K) 108_security.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Just when he was being accepted, he has to leave and start over."

108_shoved.wav(???K) 108_shoved.mp3(???K) 108_shoved.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass!"

108_sinatra.wav(???K) 108_sinatra.mp3(???K) 108_sinatra.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Now, children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass."

108_smashthyface.wav(???K) 108_smashthyface.mp3(???K) 108_smashthyface.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Son of God, I will smash thy face into small little bits!"

108_sonofgod.wav(???K) 108_sonofgod.mp3(???K) 108_sonofgod.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: ": "Sure dude, you're the Son of God!"

108_sorrypip.wav(???K) 108_sorrypip.mp3(???K) 108_sorrypip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Sorry Pip, old chap!"

108_specialday.wav(???K) 108_specialday.mp3(???K) 108_specialday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "... No, my birthday isn't until Saturday!"

108_spit.wav(???K) 108_spit.mp3(???K) 108_spit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh yeah?  I bet I can spit in his hair."

108_splendid.wav(???K) 108_splendid.mp3(???K) 108_splendid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Oh, what a splendid party!"

108_startrek.wav(???K) 108_startrek.mp3(???K) 108_startrek.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "No, I saw it on Star Trek."

108_stench.wav(???K) 108_stench.mp3(???K) 108_stench.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ahh! Son of Stench! Cursed ruler of the weak!"

108_stevie.wav(???K) 108_stevie.mp3(???K) 108_stevie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who cut your hair?   Stevie Wonder?"

108_tap.wav(???K) 108_tap.mp3(???K) 108_tap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Satan must be defeted Chef, please help me to train!"

108_thatguy.wav(???K) 108_thatguy.mp3(???K) 108_thatguy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Look!  It's that guy from the Public Access show!"

108_thelight.wav(???K) 108_thelight.mp3(???K) 108_thelight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Praise the Lord, thank you sweet Jesus for showing us the light!  See ya later!"

108_timeout.wav(???K) 108_timeout.mp3(???K) 108_timeout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Damien, do you need to sit in Time Out for a few minutes?"

108_tothebooky.wav(???K) 108_tothebooky.mp3(???K) 108_tothebooky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "C'mon Ned!  We've got to get our asses to the Booky!"

108_unhol...wav(???K) 108_unhol...mp3(???K) 108_unhol...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now.  Hey, thanks alot for burning everything down, you little bitch!"

108_upyours.wav(???K) 108_upyours.mp3(???K) 108_upyours.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want!"

108_weighin.wav(???K) 108_weighin.mp3(???K) 108_weighin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The pre-fight Weigh In, in its entirety."

108_whatthehell.wav(???K) 108_whatthehell.mp3(???K) 108_whatthehell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "What the hell's going on here?"

108_wrath.wav(???K) 108_wrath.mp3(???K) 108_wrath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "My wrath will continue until I speak with Jesus!"

108_wuss.wav(???K) 108_wuss.mp3(???K) 108_wuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "C'mon you little wuss, fight!  Throw a punch!"

108_yellow.wav(???K) 108_yellow.mp3(???K) 108_yellow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "That's because Yellow MegaMan is the cheapest one, and I know how poor your family is."

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