Episode 108 Damien price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
108_1stsouthpark.wav(???K) 108_1stsouthpark.mp3(???K) 108_1stsouthpark.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Let the new prince be decided on Saturday..."
108_alabama.wav(???K) 108_alabama.mp3(???K) 108_alabama.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama."
108_ants.wav(???K) 108_ants.mp3(???K) 108_ants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Take your stupid Ants in the Pants with you!"
108_ashamed.wav(???K) 108_ashamed.mp3(???K) 108_ashamed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You should be ashamed of yourselves, betting against your Lord and Savior."
108_autographs.wav(???K) 108_autographs.mp3(???K) 108_autographs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "Hi kids, I only do autographs after the show!"
108_bastards.wav(???K) 108_bastards.mp3(???K) 108_bastards.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "8 minutes and counting until recess is over, you little bastards!"
108_beef.wav(???K) 108_beef.mp3(???K) 108_beef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "Now that is a man who has eaten alot of beef!"
108_bleep.wav(???K) 108_bleep.mp3(???K) 108_bleep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Shoved it right up my ass!"
108_chefsong.wav(???K) 108_chefsong.mp3(???K) 108_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "With my love deep inside you, where no man has ever been..."
108_chili.wav(???K) 108_chili.mp3(???K) 108_chili.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "That's my favorite kinda chili!"
108_counsel.wav(???K) 108_counsel.mp3(???K) 108_counsel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Mackey: "Being the new kid can be tough, but I'm your friend - okay?"
108_cracker.wav(???K) 108_cracker.mp3(???K) 108_cracker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "That is one fudged up little cracker!"
108_crucialtime.wav(???K) 108_crucialtime.mp3(???K) 108_crucialtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "This fight has been ordained since the beginning!"
108_damiengift.wav(???K) 108_damiengift.mp3(???K) 108_damiengift.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Damien gives his gift to Cartman..."
108_damienintro.wav(???K) 108_damienintro.mp3(???K) 108_damienintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Say, "Hi!" to Damien!"
108_darkprince.wav(???K) 108_darkprince.mp3(???K) 108_darkprince.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "Thou must taketh me to the seedling of Satan, so thine eyes can confirm the wretched truth."
108_ding.wav(???K) 108_ding.mp3(???K) 108_ding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pip: "...but now I think they like him because he picks on me."
108_duckbilled.wav(???K) 108_duckbilled.mp3(???K) 108_duckbilled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Turn him back you butthole! He has to buy me the Yellow MegaMan!"
108_ehhh.wav(???K) 108_ehhh.mp3(???K) 108_ehhh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Ehhhh!"
108_emoti...wav(???K) 108_emoti...mp3(???K) 108_emoti...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems!"
108_fartboy.wav(???K) 108_fartboy.mp3(???K) 108_fartboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Yeah, we're gonna call you FartBoy from now on!"
108_fartonyou.wav(???K) 108_fartonyou.mp3(???K) 108_fartonyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh, excuse me new kid, I didn't mean to fart on you, I didn't have a choice."
108_feelmywrath.wav(???K) 108_feelmywrath.mp3(???K) 108_feelmywrath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I don't need acceptance, I'm the son of Satan!"
108_fightdamnit.wav(???K) 108_fightdamnit.mp3(???K) 108_fightdamnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Fight Damnit!"
108_fightintro.wav(???K) 108_fightintro.mp3(???K) 108_fightintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Michael Buffer makes the pre-fight introductions..."
108_finalbattle.wav(???K) 108_finalbattle.mp3(???K) 108_finalbattle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "Let the final battle between good and evil be fought - right here in South Park!"
108_fools.wav(???K) 108_fools.mp3(???K) 108_fools.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...I will take all of your hard earned money and return to hell a much richer Prince of Darkness."
108_foresook.wav(???K) 108_foresook.mp3(???K) 108_foresook.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "My father foresaked me. The town foresaked me. I'm completely foresook."
108_forgiveus.wav(???K) 108_forgiveus.mp3(???K) 108_forgiveus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "Jesus, we're sorry, could you ever forgive us?"
108_forsaken.wav(???K) 108_forsaken.mp3(???K) 108_forsaken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "I have been forsaken! It seems several bets were changed to Satan this morning!"
108_getth...wav(???K) 108_getth...mp3(???K) 108_getth...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Get the hell out I said. The party's over. Get out bleepdamnit!"
108_giftlist.wav(???K) 108_giftlist.mp3(???K) 108_giftlist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I'm changing your present to a Yellow MegaMan, since Kenny's been changed into a duckbilled platypuss."
108_goodday.wav(???K) 108_goodday.mp3(???K) 108_goodday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pip: "Good day, how are you, Damien?"
108_gottofight.wav(???K) 108_gottofight.mp3(???K) 108_gottofight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: ": "Dude, Jesus is getting his butt kicked. You've got to fight, Jesus!"
108_greatman.wav(???K) 108_greatman.mp3(???K) 108_greatman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Ya know, somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man!""
108_heavy.wav(???K) 108_heavy.mp3(???K) 108_heavy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "Wow, that's pretty heavy."
108_hello...wav(???K) 108_hello...mp3(???K) 108_hello...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "Bad? Why bad?"
108_hesjewish.wav(???K) 108_hesjewish.mp3(???K) 108_hesjewish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Don't mind him, Jesus. He's jewish."
108_horrors.wav(???K) 108_horrors.mp3(???K) 108_horrors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee!"
108_hugeevent.wav(???K) 108_hugeevent.mp3(???K) 108_hugeevent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pip: "Sometimes I like to sneak up to the fence, and close my eyes, and pretend I'm there."
108_hugesatan.wav(???K) 108_hugesatan.mp3(???K) 108_hugesatan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: ": "Holy crap, dude! Satan is huge!"
108_infidels.wav(???K) 108_infidels.mp3(???K) 108_infidels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Infidels! I will turn you all into beasts of burden!"
108_introuble.wav(???K) 108_introuble.mp3(???K) 108_introuble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "You got in trouble... you got in trouble!"
108_jerk.wav(???K) 108_jerk.mp3(???K) 108_jerk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "That guy is a jerk!"
108_jesuswins.wav(???K) 108_jesuswins.mp3(???K) 108_jesuswins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The winner by knockout, and still undisputed ruler of your Spiritual Kingdom... Je-sus 'El Saviorrrr' Christ!"
108_judas.wav(???K) 108_judas.mp3(???K) 108_judas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "You're all a bunch of Judases!"
108_kickassdude.wav(???K) 108_kickassdude.mp3(???K) 108_kickassdude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Kick ass dude!"
108_kickhisass.wav(???K) 108_kickhisass.mp3(???K) 108_kickhisass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "We're all with you Jesus, we put every dime we have on you beating that Dark Prince."
108_killedkenny.wav(???K) 108_killedkenny.mp3(???K) 108_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "Ned, look, there's a rare Duckbilled Platypuss. It's coming right for us!"
108_layaway.wav(???K) 108_layaway.mp3(???K) 108_layaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your Mom can put it on layway and make payments..."
108_mayeat.wav(???K) 108_mayeat.mp3(???K) 108_mayeat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh, look, a Blue MegaMan! Thank you, Stan, you may eat pie and cake and ice cream now."
108_megaman.wav(???K) 108_megaman.mp3(???K) 108_megaman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Look, it's very simple guys, Green MegaMan goes with Red MegaMan and Yellow MegaMan to make the UltraMega-MegaMan! You have to have all three or it doesn't work. See?"
108_mellow.wav(???K) 108_mellow.mp3(???K) 108_mellow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Whoa dude, you need to mellow out!"
108_metoo.wav(???K) 108_metoo.mp3(???K) 108_metoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "I want to change my bet to Satan!"
108_mybirthday.wav(???K) 108_mybirthday.mp3(???K) 108_mybirthday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Thaaat's right, cuz its Myyy Birthday, My Bi-bi-bi-Birthday!"
108_nancy.wav(???K) 108_nancy.mp3(???K) 108_nancy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Huh? Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up!"
108_noinvitation.wav(???K) 108_noinvitation.mp3(???K) 108_noinvitation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pip: "Oh, Eric! I didn't get an invitation."
108_nomorepie.wav(???K) 108_nomorepie.mp3(???K) 108_nomorepie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "No.... more.... pie.... uhhhh."
108_partyover.wav(???K) 108_partyover.mp3(???K) 108_partyover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "You dirty cheap ass piece of crap! I hate you, I want you to die! Die! That's it, party is over!"
108_payperview.wav(???K) 108_payperview.mp3(???K) 108_payperview.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Pay Per View commercial for the big fight."
108_pipinvite.wav(???K) 108_pipinvite.mp3(???K) 108_pipinvite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and shoved it right up my ass!"
108_poofypie.wav(???K) 108_poofypie.mp3(???K) 108_poofypie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Hey! I had a Poofy Pie in that desk!"
108_pooponstick.wav(???K) 108_pooponstick.mp3(???K) 108_pooponstick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Holy poop on a stick!"
108_press...wav(???K) 108_press...mp3(???K) 108_press...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The complete press conference, with Don King."
108_protectyou.wav(???K) 108_protectyou.mp3(???K) 108_protectyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "Come over here if you're scared Women, I will protect you!"
108_psyche.wav(???K) 108_psyche.mp3(???K) 108_psyche.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Psyche! I wasn't gonna give you an invitation, heh heh heh heh!"
108_punyson.wav(???K) 108_punyson.mp3(???K) 108_punyson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Puny son of Jehova! Prepare to enter the House of Pain!"
108_quack.wav(???K) 108_quack.mp3(???K) 108_quack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kenny: "Quack - Quack!"
108_raweggs.wav(???K) 108_raweggs.mp3(???K) 108_raweggs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Here Jesus, drink these raw eggs."
108_realdog.wav(???K) 108_realdog.mp3(???K) 108_realdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Kenny said he saw your mom drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog!"
108_righto.wav(???K) 108_righto.mp3(???K) 108_righto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pip: "My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me."
108_royalty.wav(???K) 108_royalty.mp3(???K) 108_royalty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Wow, we have royalty in our class!"
108_rumble.wav(???K) 108_rumble.mp3(???K) 108_rumble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ladies and gentlemen... Let's get ready to rummmmble!"
108_saturday.wav(???K) 108_saturday.mp3(???K) 108_saturday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Who the hell decided the fight had to be on Saturday, huh? This whole thing is a plot against me, isn't it?"
108_screwed.wav(???K) 108_screwed.mp3(???K) 108_screwed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Boy, did we get screwed!"
108_security.wav(???K) 108_security.mp3(???K) 108_security.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Just when he was being accepted, he has to leave and start over."
108_shoved.wav(???K) 108_shoved.mp3(???K) 108_shoved.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass!"
108_sinatra.wav(???K) 108_sinatra.mp3(???K) 108_sinatra.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Now, children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass."
108_smashthyface.wav(???K) 108_smashthyface.mp3(???K) 108_smashthyface.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Son of God, I will smash thy face into small little bits!"
108_sonofgod.wav(???K) 108_sonofgod.mp3(???K) 108_sonofgod.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: ": "Sure dude, you're the Son of God!"
108_sorrypip.wav(???K) 108_sorrypip.mp3(???K) 108_sorrypip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Sorry Pip, old chap!"
108_specialday.wav(???K) 108_specialday.mp3(???K) 108_specialday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "... No, my birthday isn't until Saturday!"
108_spit.wav(???K) 108_spit.mp3(???K) 108_spit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh yeah? I bet I can spit in his hair."
108_splendid.wav(???K) 108_splendid.mp3(???K) 108_splendid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pip: "Oh, what a splendid party!"
108_startrek.wav(???K) 108_startrek.mp3(???K) 108_startrek.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "No, I saw it on Star Trek."
108_stench.wav(???K) 108_stench.mp3(???K) 108_stench.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ahh! Son of Stench! Cursed ruler of the weak!"
108_stevie.wav(???K) 108_stevie.mp3(???K) 108_stevie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Who cut your hair? Stevie Wonder?"
108_tap.wav(???K) 108_tap.mp3(???K) 108_tap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jesus: "Satan must be defeted Chef, please help me to train!"
108_thatguy.wav(???K) 108_thatguy.mp3(???K) 108_thatguy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Look! It's that guy from the Public Access show!"
108_thelight.wav(???K) 108_thelight.mp3(???K) 108_thelight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Praise the Lord, thank you sweet Jesus for showing us the light! See ya later!"
108_timeout.wav(???K) 108_timeout.mp3(???K) 108_timeout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Damien, do you need to sit in Time Out for a few minutes?"
108_tothebooky.wav(???K) 108_tothebooky.mp3(???K) 108_tothebooky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "C'mon Ned! We've got to get our asses to the Booky!"
108_unhol...wav(???K) 108_unhol...mp3(???K) 108_unhol...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey, thanks alot for burning everything down, you little bitch!"
108_upyours.wav(???K) 108_upyours.mp3(???K) 108_upyours.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want!"
108_weighin.wav(???K) 108_weighin.mp3(???K) 108_weighin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The pre-fight Weigh In, in its entirety."
108_whatthehell.wav(???K) 108_whatthehell.mp3(???K) 108_whatthehell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "What the hell's going on here?"
108_wrath.wav(???K) 108_wrath.mp3(???K) 108_wrath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "My wrath will continue until I speak with Jesus!"
108_wuss.wav(???K) 108_wuss.mp3(???K) 108_wuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "C'mon you little wuss, fight! Throw a punch!"
108_yellow.wav(???K) 108_yellow.mp3(???K) 108_yellow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "That's because Yellow MegaMan is the cheapest one, and I know how poor your family is."