All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

109_2yearsincome.wav(???K) 109_2yearsincome.mp3(???K) 109_2yearsincome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's why we all come here, except for Kenny's Family because their on 2 years income"

109_50dollars.wav(???K) 109_50dollars.mp3(???K) 109_50dollars.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yes I'll pay 50 dollars for one"

109_alcoholic.wav(???K) 109_alcoholic.mp3(???K) 109_alcoholic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Why's your family poor Starvin Marvin? Is your dad an acholoic too?"

109_appetizer.wav(???K) 109_appetizer.mp3(???K) 109_appetizer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "AP-PEE-TI-ZER"

109_badst...wav(???K) 109_badst...mp3(???K) 109_badst...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No Starvin Marvin that's KENNY's creamed Corn"

109_beautiful.wav(???K) 109_beautiful.mp3(???K) 109_beautiful.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It's so beautiful... Not as beautiful as you"

109_becausewhy.wav(???K) 109_becausewhy.mp3(???K) 109_becausewhy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Because 8 year olds can't be parents"

109_boobo...wav(???K) 109_boobo...mp3(???K) 109_boobo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This place gives me the bo-bo jeebies"

109_buttpipe.wav(???K) 109_buttpipe.mp3(???K) 109_buttpipe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman you buttpipe, this is the one time of your your supposed to share"

109_buttpirate.wav(???K) 109_buttpirate.mp3(???K) 109_buttpirate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Shut up buttpirate, i'm trying to hear"

109_canopener.wav(???K) 109_canopener.mp3(???K) 109_canopener.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Does anybody have a can opener?"

109_care.wav(???K) 109_care.mp3(???K) 109_care.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You can't care for this child
But I thought we were supposed to care on thanksgiving"

109_cartm...wav(???K) 109_cartm...mp3(???K) 109_cartm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "These children need your support, so please adopt a child today
|screaming in the backround|"

109_cheesypoofs1.wav(???K) 109_cheesypoofs1.mp3(???K) 109_cheesypoofs1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do you boys want any cheezypoofs?"

109_chefspeech.wav(???K) 109_chefspeech.mp3(???K) 109_chefspeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Chef's Braveheart speech"

109_cobbler.wav(???K) 109_cobbler.mp3(???K) 109_cobbler.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do you want all of your peach cobbler, no your want to share it with me"

109_comeonson.wav(???K) 109_comeonson.mp3(???K) 109_comeonson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come on Kenny!"

109_corny.wav(???K) 109_corny.mp3(???K) 109_corny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And can't we do a little better than creamed corn, creamed corn and creamed corn? please do a little bit better chilren or kenny's family is going to have a pretty corney thanks giving. HAHA"

109_cuckoo.wav(???K) 109_cuckoo.mp3(???K) 109_cuckoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We have to stop them or they will distroy everything, time is short"

109_dacheesypoof.wav(???K) 109_dacheesypoof.mp3(???K) 109_dacheesypoof.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ya I want da Cheesypoof. Sweet..."

109_defensesquad.wav(???K) 109_defensesquad.mp3(???K) 109_defensesquad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Bring out the defense squad"

109_dickens.wav(???K) 109_dickens.mp3(???K) 109_dickens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "ok kids, that's enough dikens for one day"

109_divideitup.wav(???K) 109_divideitup.mp3(???K) 109_divideitup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ok children i want you to bring in one can of food, and later on the mayor will divide it up amongst Kenny's family and other poor people"

109_ethernopian.wav(???K) 109_ethernopian.mp3(???K) 109_ethernopian.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This is our new ethernopian.. Starvin Marvin"

109_etheropians.wav(???K) 109_etheropians.mp3(???K) 109_etheropians.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey it looks like one of those etheropians"

109_ethiopian.wav(???K) 109_ethiopian.mp3(???K) 109_ethiopian.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ethiopians talking"

109_everyday.wav(???K) 109_everyday.mp3(???K) 109_everyday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well you don't see that every day"

109_fatchick.wav(???K) 109_fatchick.mp3(???K) 109_fatchick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who's that fat chick?"

109_fatter.wav(???K) 109_fatter.mp3(???K) 109_fatter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "She's Fatter than Cartman"

109_flowe...wav(???K) 109_flowe...mp3(???K) 109_flowe...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I think I hear the flower children calling"

109_fooddrive.wav(???K) 109_fooddrive.mp3(???K) 109_fooddrive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A food drive is when we collect cans of food for poor people like Kenny"

109_foodshere.wav(???K) 109_foodshere.mp3(???K) 109_foodshere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Foods here, that's it for the appetizers"

109_forsaken.wav(???K) 109_forsaken.mp3(???K) 109_forsaken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry god, I'm sorry I mocked poor people"

109_geneticeng.wav(???K) 109_geneticeng.mp3(???K) 109_geneticeng.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're that insane genetic engineer from up on the hill, right?"

109_grabalot.wav(???K) 109_grabalot.mp3(???K) 109_grabalot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Grab a lot, son!"

109_hairlookok.wav(???K) 109_hairlookok.mp3(???K) 109_hairlookok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Does my hair look okay?"

109_happyburger.wav(???K) 109_happyburger.mp3(???K) 109_happyburger.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There has to be a HappyBurger around here somewhere!"

109_havetoeat.wav(???K) 109_havetoeat.mp3(???K) 109_havetoeat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Egad, I'm hungry, Have to eat..."

109_heehaw.wav(???K) 109_heehaw.mp3(???K) 109_heehaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "They act just like normal turkeys but they're evil"

109_hereyougo.wav(???K) 109_hereyougo.mp3(???K) 109_hereyougo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here you go turkeys"

109_hometoo.wav(???K) 109_hometoo.mp3(???K) 109_hometoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "But I'm not a starving Ethiopian"

109_horri...wav(???K) 109_horri...mp3(???K) 109_horri...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What are you doing, this is horribly, horribly wrong"

109_humperdink.wav(???K) 109_humperdink.mp3(???K) 109_humperdink.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Englebert Humperdink was the first person on the moon...Who was the second?"

109_hundredkids.wav(???K) 109_hundredkids.mp3(???K) 109_hundredkids.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sir, we're looking for a starving ethiopian kid who was sent here accidentally"

109_ikekills.wav(???K) 109_ikekills.mp3(???K) 109_ikekills.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ike Screaming"

109_killedkenny.wav(???K) 109_killedkenny.mp3(???K) 109_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, my god they've killed Kenny, you bastards"

109_lastthree.wav(???K) 109_lastthree.mp3(???K) 109_lastthree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The last three are getting away, Ned"

109_learn...wav(???K) 109_learn...mp3(???K) 109_learn...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now boys I hoped you've learned your lesson"

109_littleboy.wav(???K) 109_littleboy.mp3(???K) 109_littleboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come on, grab those cans, little boy"

109_lookyloos.wav(???K) 109_lookyloos.mp3(???K) 109_lookyloos.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Okay people move along, nothing to see here, you little lookyloos"

109_moveitpovs.wav(???K) 109_moveitpovs.mp3(???K) 109_moveitpovs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're terribly sorry about the mix up little boy"

109_mutanturkeys.wav(???K) 109_mutanturkeys.mp3(???K) 109_mutanturkeys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dude, the mutant turkeys are back"

109_mycake.wav(???K) 109_mycake.mp3(???K) 109_mycake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sally Struthers!, give me that cake!"

109_notimportant.wav(???K) 109_notimportant.mp3(???K) 109_notimportant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What the hell are you supposed to be anyway!"

109_ohcool.wav(???K) 109_ohcool.mp3(???K) 109_ohcool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Coming up next on the Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special..."

109_ohfudge.wav(???K) 109_ohfudge.mp3(???K) 109_ohfudge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If we don't destroy them all they'll take over the town, and maybe the whole world"

109_outoffunding.wav(???K) 109_outoffunding.mp3(???K) 109_outoffunding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, sweet the Red Cross"

109_pissedoff.wav(???K) 109_pissedoff.mp3(???K) 109_pissedoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Something went wrong, and the turkeys went free, and they're really pissed off"

109_pisse...wav(???K) 109_pisse...mp3(???K) 109_pisse...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Those are some pissed off turkeys"

109_poorcountry.wav(???K) 109_poorcountry.mp3(???K) 109_poorcountry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, well back to the poor country with you"

109_pov.wav(???K) 109_pov.mp3(???K) 109_pov.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "POV? Poverty Stricken Citizen"

109_prayer.wav(???K) 109_prayer.mp3(???K) 109_prayer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Still we give thanks"

109_redgrave.wav(???K) 109_redgrave.mp3(???K) 109_redgrave.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I see an extreme close up of Vanessa Redgrave's private parts"

109_redgr...wav(???K) 109_redgr...mp3(???K) 109_redgr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Let me see that Vanessa Redgrave thing again"

109_repellent.wav(???K) 109_repellent.mp3(???K) 109_repellent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who the hell let all these flies in here, hasn't anybody ever heard of insect repellent"

109_rightaway.wav(???K) 109_rightaway.mp3(???K) 109_rightaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ask her if we get the watch right away"

109_screwthem.wav(???K) 109_screwthem.mp3(???K) 109_screwthem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm not bringing in food for poor people, screw them!"

109_screwyoutoo.wav(???K) 109_screwyoutoo.mp3(???K) 109_screwyoutoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well screw you too!"

109_secre...wav(???K) 109_secre...mp3(???K) 109_secre...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're looking for a starving little African boy who was sent here instead of a sportswatch"

109_snackcakes.wav(???K) 109_snackcakes.mp3(???K) 109_snackcakes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Snacky Cakes!!!"

109_sourmilk.wav(???K) 109_sourmilk.mp3(???K) 109_sourmilk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mr. Garrison, why to poor people always smell like sour milk?"

109_stanspeech.wav(???K) 109_stanspeech.mp3(???K) 109_stanspeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "People on TV are just as real as you or I"

109_starv...wav(???K) 109_starv...mp3(???K) 109_starv...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I think he said his name is Marvin, yeah Starvin Marvin"

109_starv...wav(???K) 109_starv...mp3(???K) 109_starv...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A can of String Beans!"

109_stupidpeople.wav(???K) 109_stupidpeople.mp3(???K) 109_stupidpeople.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There are no stupid questions just stupid people"

109_sucksleave.wav(???K) 109_sucksleave.mp3(???K) 109_sucksleave.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It sucks you have to leave"

109_sudsofbeer.wav(???K) 109_sudsofbeer.mp3(???K) 109_sudsofbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Like beautiful suds of beer"

109_surpluspop.wav(???K) 109_surpluspop.mp3(???K) 109_surpluspop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well then perhaps they should and decrease the surplus population"

109_sweet1.wav(???K) 109_sweet1.mp3(???K) 109_sweet1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Did you guys see that? That was sweet"

109_sweet2.wav(???K) 109_sweet2.mp3(???K) 109_sweet2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We found an Ethiopian, can we keep him?"

109_tecowatch.wav(???K) 109_tecowatch.mp3(???K) 109_tecowatch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We'll also send you this Teco Digital Sportswatch as a gift."

109_thatsstupid.wav(???K) 109_thatsstupid.mp3(???K) 109_thatsstupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's stupid, who the hell would want to do that?"

109_tnp1.wav(???K) 109_tnp1.mp3(???K) 109_tnp1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No one will opress our religion here"

109_tnp3.wav(???K) 109_tnp3.mp3(???K) 109_tnp3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, Phillip can you pass the beans"

109_toopoor.wav(???K) 109_toopoor.mp3(???K) 109_toopoor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And never with Kenny because he's too poor"

109_turkeyspeech.wav(???K) 109_turkeyspeech.mp3(???K) 109_turkeyspeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Turkey's Braveheart Speech"

109_uhoh.wav(???K) 109_uhoh.mp3(???K) 109_uhoh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sally Struthers is holding food from us"

109_vasdeferens.wav(???K) 109_vasdeferens.mp3(???K) 109_vasdeferens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You vasdeferan, Vasdeferan?"

109_weak.wav(???K) 109_weak.mp3(???K) 109_weak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here have a Teco Sportswatch"

109_whath...wav(???K) 109_whath...mp3(???K) 109_whath...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "My god what have we done"

109_whatinhere.wav(???K) 109_whatinhere.mp3(???K) 109_whatinhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I wonder what's in here"

109_wildturkey.wav(???K) 109_wildturkey.mp3(???K) 109_wildturkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Wild turkeys attack"

109_yehright.wav(???K) 109_yehright.mp3(???K) 109_yehright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You might be poor and hungry one day"

109_yehyehyeh.wav(???K) 109_yehyehyeh.mp3(???K) 109_yehyehyeh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "They felt like a part of me, perhaps I shouldn't be toying with God's creations...."