Episode 110: Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
110_bathroom.wav(???K) 110_bathroom.mp3(???K) 110_bathroom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "::Kyle and Mr Hanky talking in the bathroom"
110_believe.wav(???K) 110_believe.mp3(???K) 110_believe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I believe in my Hankey!"
110_bench.wav(???K) 110_bench.mp3(???K) 110_bench.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "::Testing for offensive words::"
110_birthjesus.wav(???K) 110_birthjesus.mp3(???K) 110_birthjesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And now South Park Elementry presents: The Birth of Jesus"
110_booby.wav(???K) 110_booby.mp3(???K) 110_booby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How about the Dreidle song booby"
110_byekyle.wav(???K) 110_byekyle.mp3(???K) 110_byekyle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Bye Kyle happy Hakunaka"
110_canteat.wav(???K) 110_canteat.mp3(???K) 110_canteat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow"
110_chefhanky.wav(???K) 110_chefhanky.mp3(???K) 110_chefhanky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Christmas Poo??? You mean Mr Hankey!!"
110_chefsong.wav(???K) 110_chefsong.mp3(???K) 110_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log....."
110_chicken.wav(???K) 110_chicken.mp3(???K) 110_chicken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Right now your nutties than Chinese Chicken Salad... ok..."
110_churchstate.wav(???K) 110_churchstate.mp3(???K) 110_churchstate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "church and State are seperate"
110_coffee.wav(???K) 110_coffee.mp3(???K) 110_coffee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gettting sick and tired of those little coffee lids"
110_commercial.wav(???K) 110_commercial.mp3(???K) 110_commercial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr Hanky Commercial"
110_commit.wav(???K) 110_commit.mp3(???K) 110_commit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hello, we'd like to commit our friend Kyle"
110_community.wav(???K) 110_community.mp3(???K) 110_community.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community.. !YOU ARE THE JEWISH COMMUNITY!"
110_crap.wav(???K) 110_crap.mp3(???K) 110_crap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh god your not gonna lay that Hakunaka crap on me are you?"
110_damnit.wav(???K) 110_damnit.mp3(???K) 110_damnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Is it illegal for jews to eat Christmas Snow|?"
110_dance.wav(???K) 110_dance.mp3(???K) 110_dance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dance!!"
110_depressed.wav(???K) 110_depressed.mp3(???K) 110_depressed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm a clinically depressed phicopheliac on prozac"
110_disgusting.wav(???K) 110_disgusting.mp3(???K) 110_disgusting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It is sick and discusting and we will simply not have it"
110_disturbed.wav(???K) 110_disturbed.mp3(???K) 110_disturbed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Don't mind him he's a very disturbed little boy"
110_dminor.wav(???K) 110_dminor.mp3(???K) 110_dminor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kyle's mom is is a stupid Bitch in D minor"
110_dreidle.wav(???K) 110_dreidle.mp3(???K) 110_dreidle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle, I made you out of clay...."
110_enoughtokill.wav(???K) 110_enoughtokill.mp3(???K) 110_enoughtokill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mad enough to Kill Kyle!!"
110_epilepsy.wav(???K) 110_epilepsy.mp3(???K) 110_epilepsy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "They offent people with epilepsy"
110_fatass.wav(???K) 110_fatass.mp3(???K) 110_fatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Your not gonna ride on sants's sleigh because your a jew kyle"
110_fecalphilia.wav(???K) 110_fecalphilia.mp3(???K) 110_fecalphilia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "you have an acute case of fecalphilia"
110_flowers.wav(???K) 110_flowers.mp3(???K) 110_flowers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You smell an awful lot like flowers"
110_gettosleep.wav(???K) 110_gettosleep.mp3(???K) 110_gettosleep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now you get to sleep"
110_gotomall.wav(???K) 110_gotomall.mp3(???K) 110_gotomall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We have to goto the mall and tell santa what we want for christmas"
110_hankysings1.wav(???K) 110_hankysings1.mp3(???K) 110_hankysings1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr Hanky Singing"
110_hankysings2.wav(???K) 110_hankysings2.mp3(???K) 110_hankysings2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "More singing"
110_hankysings3.wav(???K) 110_hankysings3.mp3(???K) 110_hankysings3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yet more singing"
110_hankysong.wav(???K) 110_hankysong.mp3(???K) 110_hankysong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo he loves me I love you..."
110_hankyspeech.wav(???K) 110_hankyspeech.mp3(???K) 110_hankyspeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr Hanky's speech on Christmas Speech"
110_horrible.wav(???K) 110_horrible.mp3(???K) 110_horrible.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This is horrible"
110_howdyho1.wav(???K) 110_howdyho1.mp3(???K) 110_howdyho1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Howdie Ho!!"
110_howdyho2.wav(???K) 110_howdyho2.mp3(???K) 110_howdyho2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Howdie Ho!!"
110_howdyhochef.wav(???K) 110_howdyhochef.mp3(???K) 110_howdyhochef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Howdie Ho!!"
110_ikeonfire.wav(???K) 110_ikeonfire.mp3(???K) 110_ikeonfire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I said ike's on fire"
110_jesus.wav(???K) 110_jesus.mp3(???K) 110_jesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me"
110_joseph.wav(???K) 110_joseph.mp3(???K) 110_joseph.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Don't you realize my son is Jewish? So?"
110_kennylives.wav(???K) 110_kennylives.mp3(???K) 110_kennylives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Something feels... unfinished"
110_kylesong.wav(???K) 110_kylesong.mp3(???K) 110_kylesong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas"
110_lame.wav(???K) 110_lame.mp3(???K) 110_lame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Too bad is a dreidle of something lame like that"
110_learned.wav(???K) 110_learned.mp3(???K) 110_learned.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ya know, i learned something today..."
110_lightcord.wav(???K) 110_lightcord.mp3(???K) 110_lightcord.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So Kenny would you go over and pull those light cords ot of the wall"
110_losemistle.wav(???K) 110_losemistle.mp3(???K) 110_losemistle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Lose the mistle toe"
110_merryxmas.wav(???K) 110_merryxmas.mp3(???K) 110_merryxmas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We wish you a Merry Christmas"
110_mexicans.wav(???K) 110_mexicans.mp3(???K) 110_mexicans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Can we get rid of all the mexicans?"
110_monkey.wav(???K) 110_monkey.mp3(???K) 110_monkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You sick little monkey!!"
110_mookie.wav(???K) 110_mookie.mp3(???K) 110_mookie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Obsesed with mookie sticks"
110_newicon.wav(???K) 110_newicon.mp3(???K) 110_newicon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Perhaps we need a new icon for Christmas"
110_nosuchthing.wav(???K) 110_nosuchthing.mp3(???K) 110_nosuchthing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "There is no such thing as Mr Hankey"
110_notonpurpose.wav(???K) 110_notonpurpose.mp3(???K) 110_notonpurpose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I also understand that your Jewish, is that rigth Kyle? Not on purpose!"
110_notsane.wav(???K) 110_notsane.mp3(???K) 110_notsane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh no! I'm not sane yet"
110_ohbrother.wav(???K) 110_ohbrother.mp3(???K) 110_ohbrother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Wait wait there's a star above the stage"
110_okay.wav(???K) 110_okay.mp3(???K) 110_okay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Get him out of here before he hurts anybody.. ok?"
110_onlyfriend.wav(???K) 110_onlyfriend.mp3(???K) 110_onlyfriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "In your screwed up little head he's the only friend you have"
110_outcast.wav(???K) 110_outcast.mp3(???K) 110_outcast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It isn't fair, i odn't wanna be an outcast"
110_pagan.wav(???K) 110_pagan.mp3(???K) 110_pagan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan"
110_plump.wav(???K) 110_plump.mp3(???K) 110_plump.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"
110_reaching.wav(???K) 110_reaching.mp3(???K) 110_reaching.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "He goes out of the toilet and gives presents to people with high fiber in their diet"
110_reallysweet.wav(???K) 110_reallysweet.mp3(???K) 110_reallysweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "the whole town is pissed off at each other, it's really sweet"
110_ribs.wav(???K) 110_ribs.mp3(???K) 110_ribs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Get him in the ribs"
110_ruinxmas.wav(???K) 110_ruinxmas.mp3(???K) 110_ruinxmas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh dude, Kyle's mom is here to ruine christmas"
110_saysomething.wav(???K) 110_saysomething.mp3(???K) 110_saysomething.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Say something Mr Hankey"
110_schoolplay.wav(???K) 110_schoolplay.mp3(???K) 110_schoolplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And now South Park Elementry school presents the happy non offensive Christmas play.... As I turn and look into the sun the rays burn my eyes... Happy Happy Happy... Everybody's Happy... Happy... Happy"
110_shark.wav(???K) 110_shark.mp3(???K) 110_shark.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And be careful not to fallinto that pool below you kenny, the shark fro the third act is there"
110_shoul...wav(???K) 110_shoul...mp3(???K) 110_shoul...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This should be Great"
110_sickbastard.wav(???K) 110_sickbastard.mp3(???K) 110_sickbastard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my god Kyle did you just throw dodo at Eric"
110_sickweirdo.wav(???K) 110_sickweirdo.mp3(???K) 110_sickweirdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What kind of sick wierdo are you?"
110_sorry.wav(???K) 110_sorry.mp3(???K) 110_sorry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm sorry, was it the peagan remark"
110_stanplay.wav(???K) 110_stanplay.mp3(???K) 110_stanplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stan introduces the Christmas Play"
110_stopfightin.wav(???K) 110_stopfightin.mp3(???K) 110_stopfightin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stop fighting!"
110_superbitch.wav(???K) 110_superbitch.mp3(???K) 110_superbitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh boy Super Bitch is at it again"
110_tradition.wav(???K) 110_tradition.mp3(???K) 110_tradition.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Is this kind of Jewish Tradition"
110_uckedup.wav(???K) 110_uckedup.mp3(???K) 110_uckedup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, this is pretty *BEEP*ed up right here."
110_ultravibe.wav(???K) 110_ultravibe.mp3(???K) 110_ultravibe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The ultra vibe pleasure 200.. What's that? I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet"
110_willnotdo.wav(???K) 110_willnotdo.mp3(???K) 110_willnotdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This simply will not do"
110_worstxmas.wav(???K) 110_worstxmas.mp3(???K) 110_worstxmas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This is like the worst Christmas I've ever seen"
110_xmaspoo.wav(???K) 110_xmaspoo.mp3(???K) 110_xmaspoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo, he loves me and I love you"
110_xmassnow.wav(???K) 110_xmassnow.mp3(???K) 110_xmassnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kenny eats bird crap"