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Episode 112: Mecha Streisand price at: amazon

All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

112_aerosmith.wav(31K) 112_aerosmith.mp3(31K) 112_aerosmith.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert!"

112_ahhh.wav(20K) 112_ahhh.mp3(20K) 112_ahhh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Where is the triangle, damnit... Ahhh!"

112_aliens.wav(50K) 112_aliens.mp3(50K) 112_aliens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ahh, aliens!"

112_anthr...wav(82K) 112_anthr...mp3(82K) 112_anthr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Anthropologist?!"

112_autograph.wav(171K) 112_autograph.mp3(171K) 112_autograph.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sheila Broflovski: "I hate to ask this... Can I get an autograph? My sistah will die!"

112_babssong.wav(109K) 112_babssong.mp3(109K) 112_babssong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The Japanese dude's Ba-ba-wa song."

112_beatch.wav(45K) 112_beatch.mp3(45K) 112_beatch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "And talk about a beatch, I have seen..."

112_blackheart.wav(100K) 112_blackheart.mp3(100K) 112_blackheart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Damn your black heart Barbara Streisand!"

112_bombers.wav(46K) 112_bombers.mp3(46K) 112_bombers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "You shoulda seen her nose, it was big enough to land Stealth Bombers on."

112_boring.wav(111K) 112_boring.mp3(111K) 112_boring.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Eric, keep quiet... I'm trying to sleep."

112_carrot.wav(20K) 112_carrot.mp3(20K) 112_carrot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Be careful where you put that carrot, Kyle might steal it!"

112_comeon.wav(16K) 112_comeon.mp3(16K) 112_comeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it!"

112_damnitman.wav(12K) 112_damnitman.mp3(12K) 112_damnitman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Damnit man, where is your car?"

112_damnman.wav(21K) 112_damnman.mp3(21K) 112_damnman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Damn man, its nice to meet you!"

112_dawno...wav(55K) 112_dawno...mp3(55K) 112_dawno...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The dawn of Xenthar is close at hand!"

112_deer.wav(62K) 112_deer.mp3(62K) 112_deer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Holy crap Ned!  That's the biggest bleepdamned deer I've ever seen."

112_diamond.wav(71K) 112_diamond.mp3(71K) 112_diamond.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...her ambitions became to rule the universe. She learned of an ancient diamond..."

112_dirtythief.wav(46K) 112_dirtythief.mp3(46K) 112_dirtythief.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm not talking to him because he's a dirty thief!"

112_dude.wav(44K) 112_dude.mp3(44K) 112_dude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "And I was all like dude, I found this triangle and my friends were like dude, and I was all dude!"

112_elway.wav(60K) 112_elway.mp3(60K) 112_elway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "So you're really famous and important but you don't know John Elway."

112_fatso.wav(56K) 112_fatso.mp3(56K) 112_fatso.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I found a magic triangle and this greedy son of a bitch took it from me."

112_fckdup.wav(14K) 112_fckdup.mp3(14K) 112_fckdup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here."

112_finde...wav(70K) 112_finde...mp3(70K) 112_finde...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Well, I guess we'll have to Rochambeau for it!"

112_fionaapple.wav(109K) 112_fionaapple.mp3(109K) 112_fionaapple.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Fiona Apple, and if you're not Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass"

112_forei...wav(122K) 112_forei...mp3(122K) 112_forei...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...a man like any other with dreams and emotions.   And that's why I'll never put a foreign object up my ass"

112_fortyfive.wav(73K) 112_fortyfive.mp3(73K) 112_fortyfive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Just this really really old lady who wishes she was still only forty five"

112_fudge.wav(11K) 112_fudge.mp3(11K) 112_fudge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Oh fudge!"

112_good.wav(27K) 112_good.mp3(27K) 112_good.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Stan, will you tell Kyle that I'm not speaking to him!"

112_goodbye.wav(22K) 112_goodbye.mp3(22K) 112_goodbye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "We have to say goodbye to South Park"

112_gotohell.wav(32K) 112_gotohell.mp3(32K) 112_gotohell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Go to hell, Cartman."

112_hbospecial.wav(622K) 112_hbospecial.mp3(622K) 112_hbospecial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "And to think, I actually watched your HBO special"

112_hello.wav(107K) 112_hello.mp3(107K) 112_hello.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...On a small pissant mountain town in Colorado called South Park"

112_helpme.wav(36K) 112_helpme.mp3(36K) 112_helpme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my god,  help me!"

112_hippie.wav(81K) 112_hippie.mp3(81K) 112_hippie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Screw you hippie... ehhhh!"

112_igott...wav(43K) 112_igott...mp3(43K) 112_igott...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I got the triangle, I got the triangle.  You don't,  you don't!"

112_imscared.wav(19K) 112_imscared.mp3(19K) 112_imscared.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Ah, ah, I'm scared!"

112_inoticed.wav(20K) 112_inoticed.mp3(20K) 112_inoticed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "I noticed!"

112_insanity.wav(87K) 112_insanity.mp3(87K) 112_insanity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Haven't you ever been curious about the insanity Barbara Streisand exhibits?"

112_insurance.wav(52K) 112_insurance.mp3(52K) 112_insurance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Her mother was a jackyl, her father was an insurance salesman"

112_japanesedude.wav(62K) 112_japanesedude.mp3(62K) 112_japanesedude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "More from that wacky Japanese dude in the background"

112_joine...wav(51K) 112_joine...mp3(51K) 112_joine...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, no, no!  She joined the two triangles?"

112_keepers.wav(112K) 112_keepers.mp3(112K) 112_keepers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...but then during the shooting of My Fair Lady, Barbara Streisand found one of the triangles"

112_killedkenny.wav(76K) 112_killedkenny.mp3(76K) 112_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

112_killyou.wav(68K) 112_killyou.mp3(68K) 112_killyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If you come with me in my car, I will take you to my condo where I will kill you, er, uh, I mean.."

112_lastthingido.wav(97K) 112_lastthingido.mp3(97K) 112_lastthingido.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'll get that triangle if its the last thing I do!"

112_learn...wav(129K) 112_learn...mp3(129K) 112_learn...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "And I learned something too... Robert Smith kicks ass!"

112_leonard.wav(122K) 112_leonard.mp3(122K) 112_leonard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Japanese dude sings as Leonard Maltin attacks!"

112_littl...wav(15K) 112_littl...mp3(15K) 112_littl...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That little bastard has the triangle!"

112_littl...wav(45K) 112_littl...mp3(45K) 112_littl...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Whoa, check it out dude, its got little drawings on it."

112_littlehick.wav(43K) 112_littlehick.mp3(43K) 112_littlehick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm not talking to you, you piss ant little hick!"

112_luckyclovers.wav(144K) 112_luckyclovers.mp3(144K) 112_luckyclovers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm going where there's Lucky Clovers in the..."

112_marblesack.wav(49K) 112_marblesack.mp3(49K) 112_marblesack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "What would we use a marble sack for?"

112_mecha...wav(113K) 112_mecha...mp3(113K) 112_mecha...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "She will become the most threatening thing known to mankind - Mecha-Sterisand!"

112_megaike.wav(54K) 112_megaike.mp3(54K) 112_megaike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ike: "Ahhh, MegaIke!"

112_megaportier.wav(107K) 112_megaportier.mp3(107K) 112_megaportier.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Japanese dude sings as Sidney Portier attacks!"

112_memory.wav(108K) 112_memory.mp3(108K) 112_memory.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe this will help jar your memory?"

112_missi...wav(152K) 112_missi...mp3(152K) 112_missi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Cartman sneaks into Kyles room as he sleeps..."

112_monsters.wav(51K) 112_monsters.mp3(51K) 112_monsters.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "My mom always said there were no monsters, but there are, aren't there Chef?"

112_mytriangle.wav(33K) 112_mytriangle.mp3(33K) 112_mytriangle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Well, Ike, you can tell Cartman that it's my triangle."

112_nevermind.wav(30K) 112_nevermind.mp3(30K) 112_nevermind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "You know, never mind, I don't want to know all of this, get out of here."

112_notagain.wav(114K) 112_notagain.mp3(114K) 112_notagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The town of South Park has managed to rebuild itself... oh, bleep damnit, not again!"

112_oursaviour.wav(70K) 112_oursaviour.mp3(70K) 112_oursaviour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Our saviour!"

112_pepper.wav(41K) 112_pepper.mp3(41K) 112_pepper.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Gimme a little bit of that pepper, gimme a little bit of that salt.   Put it in the skillet and cook it.."

112_pipnuts.wav(214K) 112_pipnuts.mp3(214K) 112_pipnuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can.."

112_prettyfckdup.wav(249K) 112_prettyfckdup.mp3(249K) 112_prettyfckdup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here."

112_problemo.wav(89K) 112_problemo.mp3(89K) 112_problemo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "What seems to be the problemo here?"

112_quadriplegic.wav(28K) 112_quadriplegic.mp3(28K) 112_quadriplegic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here with a special report is a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony."

112_robertsmith.wav(103K) 112_robertsmith.mp3(103K) 112_robertsmith.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "This may sound kinda strange, but Leonard Maltin asked me to call you.."

112_scaredcrap.wav(16K) 112_scaredcrap.mp3(16K) 112_scaredcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You scared the crap out of me, Ike."

112_shoe.wav(121K) 112_shoe.mp3(121K) 112_shoe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I suppose your socks smell like the botanical gardens!"

112_shutu...wav(63K) 112_shutu...mp3(63K) 112_shutu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Day's never finished... master's got me working, someday master set me free!"

112_shweet.wav(20K) 112_shweet.mp3(20K) 112_shweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dude, Robert Smith of the Cure!"

112_smithdeparts.wav(109K) 112_smithdeparts.mp3(109K) 112_smithdeparts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Thank you for your help, visit us again!"

112_sonofabitch.wav(46K) 112_sonofabitch.mp3(46K) 112_sonofabitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Well, you can tell Kyle that he's a dirty bleep damned son of a bitch!"

112_strangers.wav(40K) 112_strangers.mp3(40K) 112_strangers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers"

112_stupi...wav(80K) 112_stupi...mp3(80K) 112_stupi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, look!   I found another one.  Oh, this is just a stupid triangle."

112_thatwascool.wav(46K) 112_thatwascool.mp3(46K) 112_thatwascool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Whoa!  That was cool!"

112_triangleback.wav(71K) 112_triangleback.mp3(71K) 112_triangleback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ike, will you tell Kyle I was trying to get my triangle back!"

112_trian...wav(82K) 112_trian...mp3(82K) 112_trian...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "So I kicked him square in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan!"

112_troub...wav(52K) 112_troub...mp3(52K) 112_troub...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "No excuses, move along you little troublemakers!"

112_tubby.wav(44K) 112_tubby.mp3(44K) 112_tubby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Thanks Tom, those are some cute cute kids, 'cept for that last one, he's a little tubby."

112_walkietalkie.wav(84K) 112_walkietalkie.mp3(84K) 112_walkietalkie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Can I have my walkie talkie back please?"

112_weakpoint.wav(92K) 112_weakpoint.mp3(92K) 112_weakpoint.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You must tell him that her weak point is the nose!"

112_weirdmusic.wav(147K) 112_weirdmusic.mp3(147K) 112_weirdmusic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Leonard Maltin speaks to Chef as weird music plays in the background."

112_yentl.wav(49K) 112_yentl.mp3(49K) 112_yentl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "No, not since Yentl"

112_yourjob.wav(70K) 112_yourjob.mp3(70K) 112_yourjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Isn't that your job?"

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