Episode 113: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
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Stan: "Ahhh..."
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: "I've never seen a woman drink that much. You're amazing Miss Cartman!"
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Cartman: "Naive American, Stan. And the bear is very important to my people."
113_beefyroast.wav(18K) 113_beefyroast.mp3(18K) 113_beefyroast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "How is your Beefyroast, schnookums?"
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Cartman's Mom: "...but the next morning, I was preganant with you, my little blueberry muffin."
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Cartman: "No kitty, this is my corned beef and cabbage."
113_cartm...wav(21K) 113_cartm...mp3(21K) 113_cartm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "No who put his who-who-dilly in your cha-cha?"
113_chacha.wav(48K) 113_chacha.mp3(48K) 113_chacha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "And sometimes, the man puts his who-who-dilly in the woman's cha-cha."
113_chachalong.wav(157K) 113_chachalong.mp3(157K) 113_chachalong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I want to know where I came from..."
113_charming.wav(44K) 113_charming.mp3(44K) 113_charming.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "He was the most beautiful charming piece of ass I've ever seen in South Park."
113_checkitout.wav(56K) 113_checkitout.mp3(56K) 113_checkitout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "You know what I'm saying, 'G? Check it out, I'm gonna go chill with my dad."
113_chefismydad.wav(76K) 113_chefismydad.mp3(76K) 113_chefismydad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh my god, I'm a black African American!"
113_chefsong.wav(538K) 113_chefsong.mp3(538K) 113_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chef: "...they touch and caress each other, until a part of the man grows.."
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: "The jaunty little closing music"
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: "I'm such a cute little kid, I hope I can get this go-cart started."
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Mr. Mackey: "Eric is obviously suffering from some kind of emotional distress, ok?"
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Cartman: "bleep damnit, do I have a dad?"
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Chef: "Women don't get pregnant from tounge kissing children."
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Cartman: "I don't have $3,000!"
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Cartman: "I don't have $3,000!"
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Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Hat, you need to admit that you have a drinking problem."
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Stan: "Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here."
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Cartman: "Oh, fine... how are you guys?"
113_fourweeks.wav(55K) 113_fourweeks.mp3(55K) 113_fourweeks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The answer is coming on an all new South Park in only four weeks!"
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Chef: "Boy, what the fudge are you doing?"
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Chef: "Damn woman, what's gotten into you? Garrison? What the hell are you doing?"
113_BLEEPdamn.wav(23K) 113_BLEEPdamn.mp3(23K) 113_BLEEPdamn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Wow, I always knew Cartman's mom was a slut, but bleep damn!"
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Officer Barbrady: "I wouldn't mind getting a hold of your cookies, Miss Cartman!"
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Mr. Garrison: "You don't count, Halfy, you don't have any legs."
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Kyle: "Hi, we were wondering why fatass, I mean Cartman, hasn't been showing up for school."
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Jimbo: "Garrison? That's impossible, he's gay!"
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Cartman: "I'm your son, Eric. My mom said you put your who-who-dilly in her cha-cha..."
113_hippieindian.wav(40K) 113_hippieindian.mp3(40K) 113_hippieindian.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Heh, heh, huh, yeah, right. Like I'm some hippie indian."
113_honestly.wav(34K) 113_honestly.mp3(34K) 113_honestly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Now c'mon, honestly... who here hasn't had sex with Mrs. Cartman?"
113_icecream.wav(123K) 113_icecream.mp3(123K) 113_icecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, Stanly, we just heard the news that your little friend Kenny was killed by a train this morning."
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Cartman's Mom: "Ha, ha, I'm plastered!"
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Cartman: "Yeah... it sucks."
113_jimbo.wav(68K) 113_jimbo.mp3(68K) 113_jimbo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "I mean, I did know who he was, well, we had some great times together, hunting and fishing..."
113_joyride.wav(29K) 113_joyride.mp3(29K) 113_joyride.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now, that's what I call a joyride!"
113_keepm...wav(48K) 113_keepm...mp3(48K) 113_keepm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "The white man has marred my people long enough. You keep your bleep damned mouth shut."
113_kicknuts.wav(42K) 113_kicknuts.mp3(42K) 113_kicknuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Now, can I borrow your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?"
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Kenny: "Kenny's go-cart/death sequence..."
113_killyouguys.wav(41K) 113_killyouguys.mp3(41K) 113_killyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Kill.... you.... guys.... Kill you guys!"
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Stan: "Is that legal?"
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Cartman's Mom: "Oh chief, I want your hot manchowder."
113_menage.wav(94K) 113_menage.mp3(94K) 113_menage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "Haven't you ever heard of a menage au three?"
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Mephesto: "Mephesto's music."
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Cartman: "Wow, to think all this time, I'm am a naive American."
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Mr. Mackey: "Oh, well there's a newsflash!"
113_nogodno.wav(40K) 113_nogodno.mp3(40K) 113_nogodno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "No... no, god no!"
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Cartman: "Oh... nothing, its just... nothing."
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Cartman: "Do you know my friend has, like a Dad. And my friend Kyle has a Dad, and my friend Kenny has a Dad..."
113_roman...wav(17K) 113_roman...mp3(17K) 113_roman...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "That isn't a very romantic story Mom!"
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Stan: "I said, we're not getting on you fat, ugly bitch!"
113_sagetjokes.wav(176K) 113_sagetjokes.mp3(176K) 113_sagetjokes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Bob Saget tells a few of his side-splitters..."
113_seriously.wav(47K) 113_seriously.mp3(47K) 113_seriously.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I... am... going... to... bleeping... kill you guys... seriously!"
113_sopissedoff.wav(47K) 113_sopissedoff.mp3(47K) 113_sopissedoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I... am... so... pissed off...right... now!"
113_suphomies.wav(78K) 113_suphomies.mp3(78K) 113_suphomies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "...kicking it with some G's on the west siiide."
113_suspects.wav(99K) 113_suspects.mp3(99K) 113_suspects.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mephesto: "Mephesto runs down the list of suspects."
113_sweatshop.wav(57K) 113_sweatshop.mp3(57K) 113_sweatshop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Maybe I can work in a sweatshop for a while..."
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Cartman: "Would you like some tea Polly Prissy Pants?"
113_teaparty2.wav(112K) 113_teaparty2.mp3(112K) 113_teaparty2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "You are the coolest guy in the world, this is tremendous tea."
113_teaparty3.wav(132K) 113_teaparty3.mp3(132K) 113_teaparty3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh thank you, Eric, you are a perfect gentlemen. And you are smart and cool."
113_teaparty4.wav(109K) 113_teaparty4.mp3(109K) 113_teaparty4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I think you are a big fat piece of crap. HEY!"
113_teaparty5.wav(103K) 113_teaparty5.mp3(103K) 113_teaparty5.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I think you are one of the coolest people in the world, and you are not fat at all!"
113_teaparty6.wav(76K) 113_teaparty6.mp3(76K) 113_teaparty6.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Thank you Polly Prissy Pants, you are my best friend."
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Cartman: "You will? Wow, you guys are the best! Thanks you guys!"
113_thefatheris.wav(235K) 113_thefatheris.mp3(235K) 113_thefatheris.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Who is Eric Cartman's father..."
113_throb...wav(108K) 113_throb...mp3(108K) 113_throb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "There you are, like a throbbing star..."
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Terrence: "Not Without My Anus... based on a true story!"
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Cartman's Mom: "Would you care to put your tongue in my mouth?"
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: "Some of the cool music between scenes..."
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: "Some of the cool music between scenes..."
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Kyle: "Oh my god, they videotaped killing Kenny, you bastard!"
113_walkman.wav(14K) 113_walkman.mp3(14K) 113_walkman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "I'm going to buy a walkman with my half!"
113_whatsucks.wav(26K) 113_whatsucks.mp3(26K) 113_whatsucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "What sucks is that now we have to watch that Bob Saget guy to find out if we actually won!"
113_whoheredidnt.wav(49K) 113_whoheredidnt.mp3(49K) 113_whoheredidnt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "I admit it, I might have made love to your mother at the drunken barn dance, but who here didn't?"
113_whoisthat.wav(55K) 113_whoisthat.mp3(55K) 113_whoisthat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "Wait... wait! Who is that?"
113_widecanyon.wav(101K) 113_widecanyon.mp3(101K) 113_widecanyon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...Bear with wide canyon... she is doe who cannot keep legs togther... You mom's a slut."
113_wonderwhat.wav(36K) 113_wonderwhat.mp3(36K) 113_wonderwhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "I wonder what's wrong?"
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Cartman: "Yo Pops!"