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205_belly.wav(38K) 205_belly.mp3(38K) 205_belly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly."

205_betheball.wav(136K) 205_betheball.mp3(136K) 205_betheball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Concentrate on your game.  Be the ball!"

205_bigeyes.wav(91K) 205_bigeyes.mp3(91K) 205_bigeyes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes."

205_blackpeople.wav(23K) 205_blackpeople.mp3(23K) 205_blackpeople.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "My mom says there's alot of black people in China."

205_bother.wav(7K) 205_bother.mp3(7K) 205_bother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Oh, bother."

205_brownie.wav(7K) 205_brownie.mp3(7K) 205_brownie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Somebody bakes a brownie."

205_captainahab.wav(50K) 205_captainahab.mp3(50K) 205_captainahab.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh?"

205_champ...wav(69K) 205_champ...mp3(69K) 205_champ...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now let the champion of dodge ball be decicde."

205_chine...wav(127K) 205_chine...mp3(127K) 205_chine...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...they use steroids and advanced training equipment to make them not kids... but animals!"

205_closetheme.wav(110K) 205_closetheme.mp3(110K) 205_closetheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hanging off of your head, woman."

205_conjoined.wav(38K) 205_conjoined.mp3(38K) 205_conjoined.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who the hell cares what it's called, as long as she doesn't touch me."

205_conjo...wav(211K) 205_conjo...mp3(211K) 205_conjo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You've got the strength, you've got the courage, even with a dead fetus on your head..."

205_crap.wav(10K) 205_crap.mp3(10K) 205_crap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Awww crap."

205_crash.wav(52K) 205_crash.mp3(52K) 205_crash.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ms. Crabtree: "Ms. Crabtree 'parks' the bus."

205_creamer.wav(71K) 205_creamer.mp3(71K) 205_creamer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: ""Do you have any non-dairy creamer?" Ahhhhahahah!"

205_creditcard.wav(39K) 205_creditcard.mp3(39K) 205_creditcard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Lemme try, lemme try... "I'll use my credit card.""

205_croissants.wav(88K) 205_croissants.mp3(88K) 205_croissants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "bleep damn, maybe if you didn't eat all of those croissants you'd be able to throw - OW!"

205_cutoff.wav(68K) 205_cutoff.mp3(68K) 205_cutoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Princupal Victoria: "So did you ever think of, just, you know, having it cut off?"

205_damn.wav(67K) 205_damn.mp3(67K) 205_damn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Holy crap!  bleep damn!"

205_damndude.wav(55K) 205_damndude.mp3(55K) 205_damndude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Damn dude, China's bleeped up."

205_damnpip.wav(15K) 205_damnpip.mp3(15K) 205_damnpip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you."

205_deadfetus.wav(59K) 205_deadfetus.mp3(59K) 205_deadfetus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "She has a dead fetus attached to her head."
Princupal Victoria: "She does?"

205_deadtwin.wav(74K) 205_deadtwin.mp3(74K) 205_deadtwin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "... so even you could have a dead twin inside of you and not even know it!"

205_disturbed.wav(70K) 205_disturbed.mp3(70K) 205_disturbed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "And just try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy."

205_dumbass.wav(68K) 205_dumbass.mp3(68K) 205_dumbass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If you want to make him throw the ball... say this."

205_eternalglory.wav(29K) 205_eternalglory.mp3(29K) 205_eternalglory.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "And just what price would you pay for eternal glory?"

205_ewww.wav(136K) 205_ewww.mp3(136K) 205_ewww.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled..."

205_excuseme.wav(59K) 205_excuseme.mp3(59K) 205_excuseme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Excuse me a moment gentlemen, but I don't know hot to play dodge ball."

205_fivemore.wav(26K) 205_fivemore.mp3(26K) 205_fivemore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ok boys!  Just five more of the little bastards to go!"

205_foreigners.wav(106K) 205_foreigners.mp3(106K) 205_foreigners.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "...but it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they are from another country."

205_freaks.wav(61K) 205_freaks.mp3(61K) 205_freaks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but..."

205_frenchy.wav(42K) 205_frenchy.mp3(42K) 205_frenchy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "C'mon you Frenchy little frog!"

205_gloriusday.wav(68K) 205_gloriusday.mp3(68K) 205_gloriusday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Did you all see?  I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm!"

205_gravy.wav(48K) 205_gravy.mp3(48K) 205_gravy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Sheila, can you pass me the dead fetus... I mean, gravy.  Ow!"

205_gross.wav(47K) 205_gross.mp3(47K) 205_gross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "But sometimes the twins get hooked together and are born as Siamese twins."

205_heart.wav(48K) 205_heart.mp3(48K) 205_heart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "I don't know, I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win- HEART!"

205_herewego.wav(45K) 205_herewego.mp3(45K) 205_herewego.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Here we go Cows, here we go!  Uh Uh! Here we go Cows, here we go!  Uh Uh!"

205_hippie.wav(77K) 205_hippie.mp3(77K) 205_hippie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "And if you don't, you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap."

205_holycrap.wav(22K) 205_holycrap.mp3(22K) 205_holycrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Holy crap!"

205_icepick.wav(187K) 205_icepick.mp3(187K) 205_icepick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road..."

205_ijustwanna.wav(57K) 205_ijustwanna.mp3(57K) 205_ijustwanna.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I just wanna be rediculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other."

205_iloveyou.wav(44K) 205_iloveyou.mp3(44K) 205_iloveyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I love you guys... screw you guys."

205_impression.wav(57K) 205_impression.mp3(57K) 205_impression.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You want to hear my impersonation of American?"

205_ithurts.wav(56K) 205_ithurts.mp3(56K) 205_ithurts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Owie!  It hurts!  Owie!  Mommy, it hurts, it hurts!"

205_itllbeok.wav(50K) 205_itllbeok.mp3(50K) 205_itllbeok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "I think might have to go to the nurse's office."

205_killedkenny.wav(26K) 205_killedkenny.mp3(26K) 205_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "...you... bastard."

205_laugh.wav(15K) 205_laugh.mp3(15K) 205_laugh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny laughs :)"

205_lincoln.wav(78K) 205_lincoln.mp3(78K) 205_lincoln.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln."

205_lookalike.wav(71K) 205_lookalike.mp3(71K) 205_lookalike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Another American is down.  Its number, uhh... uhh... oh, I don't know, all American look alike."

205_movement.wav(71K) 205_movement.mp3(71K) 205_movement.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Princupal Victoria: "...it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again.   What seems to be  pissing you off today."

205_notgo...wav(64K) 205_notgo...mp3(64K) 205_notgo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Nonsense!  This is your week, you aren't going anywhere!"

205_notlikeus.wav(69K) 205_notlikeus.mp3(69K) 205_notlikeus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Chinese dodge ball players aren't like us."

205_nursesoffice.wav(64K) 205_nursesoffice.mp3(64K) 205_nursesoffice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Dude, he's going to the... nurse's office."

205_openeyes.wav(225K) 205_openeyes.mp3(225K) 205_openeyes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Kyle's trip to the nurses office..."

205_playball.wav(47K) 205_playball.mp3(47K) 205_playball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "No it isn't, it hurts!  I can't believe they let us play this in school."

205_pork.wav(13K) 205_pork.mp3(13K) 205_pork.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Can I get some more pork?"

205_prague.wav(59K) 205_prague.mp3(59K) 205_prague.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "I said, "I always wanted to visit Prague.""

205_ricepicker.wav(56K) 205_ricepicker.mp3(56K) 205_ricepicker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "C'mon ricepicker!"

205_rumors.wav(103K) 205_rumors.mp3(103K) 205_rumors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Stan, has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it?"

205_smarter.wav(69K) 205_smarter.mp3(69K) 205_smarter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Yeah!  Maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter."

205_still...wav(124K) 205_still...mp3(124K) 205_still...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I see you've noticed my disorder.  I have a still born fetus attached to my head."

205_stupi...wav(84K) 205_stupi...mp3(84K) 205_stupi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What do you call a white American person with PHD in physics and math?"

205_therules.wav(70K) 205_therules.mp3(70K) 205_therules.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Stan tells Pip the rules of Dodge Ball."

205_throwball.wav(80K) 205_throwball.mp3(80K) 205_throwball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You French piece of crap... throw ball.  What the matter Frenchy, you got crepes in your ears?"

205_week.wav(17K) 205_week.mp3(17K) 205_week.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Princupal Victoria: "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week!"

205_whoop.wav(72K) 205_whoop.mp3(72K) 205_whoop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "You're gonna need some cream for your ass."

205_whosgonnawin.wav(47K) 205_whosgonnawin.mp3(47K) 205_whosgonnawin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals?"

205_winner.wav(48K) 205_winner.mp3(48K) 205_winner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "And the winner is... Nurse Golum!"

205_yesmam.wav(128K) 205_yesmam.mp3(128K) 205_yesmam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "I'm not a student, you can't give me an office referral!"