All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

210_abouttime.wav(110K) 210_abouttime.mp3(110K) 210_abouttime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Its about friggin' time, gimme that!"

210_alcoh...wav(59K) 210_alcoh...mp3(59K) 210_alcoh...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Its because you are an alcoholic retard, and he had dreams of not eating frozen waffles..."

210_analt...wav(139K) 210_analt...mp3(139K) 210_analt...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phillip: "Here we are, best friends, and now we're going to share the same ass!"

210_assco...wav(128K) 210_assco...mp3(128K) 210_assco...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Terrance: "No, it means you won't be able to live any more."

210_BLEEPholes.wav(136K) 210_BLEEPholes.mp3(136K) 210_BLEEPholes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "...and I think I figured out why... because they are a bunch of bleepholes!"

210_badnews.wav(66K) 210_badnews.mp3(66K) 210_badnews.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phillip: "The good news is, you have a clean bill of health.  The bad news is..."

210_beer.wav(68K) 210_beer.mp3(68K) 210_beer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "No thanks, I brought my own.  Microbrewed sampler from Aspen."

210_believer.wav(467K) 210_believer.mp3(467K) 210_believer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I thought love was only true in fairy tales..."

210_brat.wav(56K) 210_brat.mp3(56K) 210_brat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dude!  You have herpes on your face!"

210_buns.wav(31K) 210_buns.mp3(31K) 210_buns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Heh heh heh, buns."

210_clapoff.wav(58K) 210_clapoff.mp3(58K) 210_clapoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny turns off the lights in his room."

210_comeplay.wav(31K) 210_comeplay.mp3(31K) 210_comeplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny, your little friends are here.  Come play with them."

210_crazywoman.wav(33K) 210_crazywoman.mp3(33K) 210_crazywoman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "You get away from me you crazy woman!"

210_deerturd.wav(36K) 210_deerturd.mp3(36K) 210_deerturd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Oh, hell no!  He's a nugget of deer turn."

210_dontfeelgood.wav(52K) 210_dontfeelgood.mp3(52K) 210_dontfeelgood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "I don't feel so good... (CLUNK)"

210_endor.wav(158K) 210_endor.mp3(158K) 210_endor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "... Ewoks and bar-b-ques, which is why I like Endor more then America."

210_fight.wav(41K) 210_fight.mp3(41K) 210_fight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "You son of a bitch!"

210_fort.wav(120K) 210_fort.mp3(120K) 210_fort.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "That's where I live now..."

210_gelat...wav(145K) 210_gelat...mp3(145K) 210_gelat...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "As he chokes for breath, his pox will move from his inner ear into his brain..."

210_getyourown.wav(32K) 210_getyourown.mp3(32K) 210_getyourown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Helll no, you guys get your own!"

210_godsnclods.wav(210K) 210_godsnclods.mp3(210K) 210_godsnclods.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "And in order for society to survive, we need gods and clods."

210_goodquestion.wav(71K) 210_goodquestion.mp3(71K) 210_goodquestion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Mr. Garrison, I'm the only one here!  Everyone else has chicken herpes!"

210_gotremote.wav(56K) 210_gotremote.mp3(56K) 210_gotremote.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "...Well, I got the remote, bitch! Hahah!"

210_grace.wav(125K) 210_grace.mp3(125K) 210_grace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "We thank you for the staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us..."

210_gross.wav(50K) 210_gross.mp3(50K) 210_gross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Kyles mother talks him into playing ookie mouth."

210_hotwater.wav(83K) 210_hotwater.mp3(83K) 210_hotwater.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Naw, we don't care for that hoity toity rich folks stuff."

210_huckrocks.wav(60K) 210_huckrocks.mp3(60K) 210_huckrocks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Seriously, you better stop being so poor, or else I'm going to start hucking rocks at you."

210_iheardthat.wav(58K) 210_iheardthat.mp3(58K) 210_iheardthat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "And you know why?  Because, your dad is Jewish!"

210_intheghetto1.wav(85K) 210_intheghetto1.mp3(85K) 210_intheghetto1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "And on a cold and gray Chicago 'morn, another little baby child is born..."

210_intheghetto2.wav(74K) 210_intheghetto2.mp3(74K) 210_intheghetto2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Cuz if there's one thing that she don't need, its another hungry mouth to feed..."

210_justdo.wav(16K) 210_justdo.mp3(16K) 210_justdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Wait a minute?  What the hell did I just do?"

210_kiddingme.wav(17K) 210_kiddingme.mp3(17K) 210_kiddingme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Awww, Jesus, are you bleeping kidding me?"

210_killedkenny.wav(138K) 210_killedkenny.mp3(138K) 210_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

210_littleBLEEPhole.wav(46K) 210_littleBLEEPhole.mp3(46K) 210_littleBLEEPhole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "We don't say 'bleep' at the table you little bleephole!"

210_meaningless.wav(36K) 210_meaningless.mp3(36K) 210_meaningless.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "...when your unemployed weekends are meaningless."

210_morelotion.wav(93K) 210_morelotion.mp3(93K) 210_morelotion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "It says on the bottle that too much can be bad!"

210_oldfreida.wav(89K) 210_oldfreida.mp3(89K) 210_oldfreida.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "We want you to give our parents herpes!"

210_ookiemouth.wav(107K) 210_ookiemouth.mp3(107K) 210_ookiemouth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "...then you try to swallow his spit and say 'ookie mouth' at the same time!"

210_parka.wav(45K) 210_parka.mp3(45K) 210_parka.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "That son of a bitch ripped my parka!"

210_practice.wav(44K) 210_practice.mp3(44K) 210_practice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Practice makes perfect, boobie."

210_prostitute.wav(48K) 210_prostitute.mp3(48K) 210_prostitute.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "So children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a policeman."

210_rascals.wav(120K) 210_rascals.mp3(120K) 210_rascals.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I can't belive you gave us herpes, you little rascals!"

210_ratsass.wav(39K) 210_ratsass.mp3(39K) 210_ratsass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Kenny's not really my friend.  I don't give a rat's ass about him."

210_remember.wav(42K) 210_remember.mp3(42K) 210_remember.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I remember frozen waffles with no side dishes!"

210_seriously.wav(92K) 210_seriously.mp3(92K) 210_seriously.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Cartman soothes his pox in the tub of lotion... seriously."

210_serve...wav(60K) 210_serve...mp3(60K) 210_serve...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "If I die from this, I'm taking you with me."

210_sickweirdo.wav(35K) 210_sickweirdo.mp3(35K) 210_sickweirdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Not Mr. Garrison, Mom, he really is a sick weird."

210_sidedishes.wav(72K) 210_sidedishes.mp3(72K) 210_sidedishes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Am I to understand that there will be no side dishes?"

210_silverenema.wav(87K) 210_silverenema.mp3(87K) 210_silverenema.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "I wanted to be somebody too.  I wasn't born with a silver enema up my ass!"

210_slumberparty.wav(65K) 210_slumberparty.mp3(65K) 210_slumberparty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "No way dude!   Kenny's family is poor!  They live in the ghetto!"

210_sneezeon.wav(43K) 210_sneezeon.mp3(43K) 210_sneezeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny, honey.  If you're gonna sneeze, sneeze on them."

210_solution.wav(177K) 210_solution.mp3(177K) 210_solution.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "My idea to make America better is to put all of the poor people into camps..."

210_somew...wav(43K) 210_somew...mp3(43K) 210_somew...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, I have them somewhere else, poopykins!"

210_sonofabitch.wav(20K) 210_sonofabitch.mp3(20K) 210_sonofabitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "That son of a bitch!  What kind of sick weirdo is he?"

210_sorry.wav(18K) 210_sorry.mp3(18K) 210_sorry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Wake her up and we're both dead!"

210_spices.wav(68K) 210_spices.mp3(68K) 210_spices.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "You just don't know how to use spices and stuff."

210_suckedass.wav(46K) 210_suckedass.mp3(46K) 210_suckedass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "No way dude.  It sucked ass, they don't even have cable!"

210_sucksass.wav(49K) 210_sucksass.mp3(49K) 210_sucksass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Man, your family sucks ass Kenny.  Who ever heard of frozen waffles for dinner?"

210_tantrum.wav(113K) 210_tantrum.mp3(113K) 210_tantrum.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "But Mom, seriously, it itches!  I can't stand it!"

210_thankschef.wav(159K) 210_thankschef.mp3(159K) 210_thankschef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Well, there's old Frieda herpes down on Main Street.  She's got a mouthful of herpes!"

210_thatbitch.wav(29K) 210_thatbitch.mp3(29K) 210_thatbitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "That bitch!  I'm going to go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!"

210_thirdworld.wav(72K) 210_thirdworld.mp3(72K) 210_thirdworld.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "...we have a Colecovision plugged into the black and white TV."

210_tnp1.wav(128K) 210_tnp1.mp3(128K) 210_tnp1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Terrance: "Will you check my ass for abnormalities?"

210_tnp2.wav(38K) 210_tnp2.mp3(38K) 210_tnp2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phillip: "Oh Phillip, I'm so glad everything turned out for the better.   (FART)"

210_trust.wav(78K) 210_trust.mp3(78K) 210_trust.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Children, what are you doing here?  Terrance and Phillip are about to go into surgery!"

210_urkel.wav(37K) 210_urkel.mp3(37K) 210_urkel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "It's my Urkel sleeping bag, isn't it coooool?"

210_wafflesdone.wav(62K) 210_wafflesdone.mp3(62K) 210_wafflesdone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Now Kevin, we ain't got enough for everybody... you have to split that with your brother."

210_washedup.wav(41K) 210_washedup.mp3(41K) 210_washedup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Well, unfortunately, my husband is a washed up hunk of bleep."

210_whoadude.wav(30K) 210_whoadude.mp3(30K) 210_whoadude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Hey guys, what's going on?"

210_whoopee.wav(55K) 210_whoopee.mp3(55K) 210_whoopee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Shelly?  Look who's come to visit you?  Your little brother Stan!"

210_youguyssuck.wav(104K) 210_youguyssuck.mp3(104K) 210_youguyssuck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, wow... you did?  Wow.  You guys suck."