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Episode 213 Cow Days price at: amazon

All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

213_brokehim.wav(44K) 213_brokehim.mp3(44K) 213_brokehim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Cartman, hello?  Hello!  Dude, I think we broke him!"

213_buttbaby.wav(62K) 213_buttbaby.mp3(62K) 213_buttbaby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Sorry Officer ButtBaby."

213_chamb...wav(111K) 213_chamb...mp3(111K) 213_chamb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts?"

213_chamb...wav(202K) 213_chamb...mp3(202K) 213_chamb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "So, the Chamber of Farts has another victim, eh?"

213_coldbeer.wav(196K) 213_coldbeer.mp3(196K) 213_coldbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I hope so Mayor, I hope so.  God I need a cold beer and a burger."

213_comeon.wav(15K) 213_comeon.mp3(15K) 213_comeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Come on you guys, it will be sweeeet!"

213_cowcult.wav(23K) 213_cowcult.mp3(23K) 213_cowcult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hmmm, a cow cult."

213_cowmoo.wav(15K) 213_cowmoo.mp3(15K) 213_cowmoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cow: "Mooooo!"

213_cowsuicide.wav(287K) 213_cowsuicide.mp3(287K) 213_cowsuicide.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "They're killing themselves!  Stop!  Please?  Can't we do anything?  Oh, god, the humanity."

213_cult.wav(49K) 213_cult.mp3(49K) 213_cult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I know one thing, when cows get together, it can't be good, they might start formin' a cult."

213_dirtysob.wav(71K) 213_dirtysob.mp3(71K) 213_dirtysob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "You dirty son of a bitch, you never told us..."

213_disperse.wav(83K) 213_disperse.mp3(83K) 213_disperse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Ok, that's enough of that.   You cows need to disperse!"

213_donkey.wav(45K) 213_donkey.mp3(45K) 213_donkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Well Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the Line Ride sucked donkey balls."

213_dream.wav(149K) 213_dream.mp3(149K) 213_dream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Well, I dreamt I was a poor Vietamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull...."

213_fatass.wav(172K) 213_fatass.mp3(172K) 213_fatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "What makes you think that Cartman is getting on a bull?"

213_fbi.wav(170K) 213_fbi.mp3(170K) 213_fbi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You will all now march in an orderly fashion into this trailer... move!"

213_foodstamps.wav(80K) 213_foodstamps.mp3(80K) 213_foodstamps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Damnit Kenny, don't be such a food stamp hog!  Share it with the rest of your friends!"

213_getdown.wav(204K) 213_getdown.mp3(204K) 213_getdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "What are you gonna do?""
Kyle: ""Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball..."

213_hateyouguys.wav(140K) 213_hateyouguys.mp3(140K) 213_hateyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You guys, seriously, my back.  Seriously... help.  Screw you guys... hate you guys!"

213_headtrauma.wav(77K) 213_headtrauma.mp3(77K) 213_headtrauma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Apparently he thinks he's a Vietamese prostitute named Ming Lee."

213_hesfine.wav(118K) 213_hesfine.mp3(118K) 213_hesfine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh yeah dude, lets get his ass to the rodeo."

213_hooha.wav(91K) 213_hooha.mp3(91K) 213_hooha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "The balls are bigger then Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!"

213_jesuschrist.wav(15K) 213_jesuschrist.mp3(15K) 213_jesuschrist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ming Lee has a mouth just like Cartman..."

213_kicksass.wav(21K) 213_kicksass.mp3(21K) 213_kicksass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Dude, that kicks ass!"

213_kille...wav(40K) 213_kille...mp3(40K) 213_kille...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Oh my God, they killed Cartman!"

213_killedkenny.wav(91K) 213_killedkenny.mp3(91K) 213_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"

213_lendmemoney.wav(49K) 213_lendmemoney.mp3(49K) 213_lendmemoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I only have three dollars left, bleephole!"

213_leonardo.wav(106K) 213_leonardo.mp3(106K) 213_leonardo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "By Ming Lee, thanks again!"

213_lineride.wav(212K) 213_lineride.mp3(212K) 213_lineride.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This was the Line Ride, a real life simulator of a long line."

213_memorial.wav(44K) 213_memorial.mp3(44K) 213_memorial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cow: "The memorial moos as it is revealed to the crowd."

213_minglee1.wav(31K) 213_minglee1.mp3(31K) 213_minglee1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: ":Ming Lee" offers some of her wares..."

213_mirror.wav(34K) 213_mirror.mp3(34K) 213_mirror.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ok kid, you won.  You get to choose between the barbie pocket mirror or the Bon Jovi toothpick."

213_moo.wav(26K) 213_moo.mp3(26K) 213_moo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cow: "(Ding) Moo!"

213_moomoo.wav(45K) 213_moomoo.mp3(45K) 213_moomoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cow: "(Ding) Moo!  Moo!"
Cow: "Moo?"

213_nedwhip.wav(144K) 213_nedwhip.mp3(144K) 213_nedwhip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Hi-yah!  Git along little doggies!  Bad cows!  Stay!   Stay!"

213_notquite.wav(161K) 213_notquite.mp3(161K) 213_notquite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "... That wasn't quite 10 seconds."

213_ok.wav(65K) 213_ok.mp3(65K) 213_ok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...ok, I'll get on the bull."

213_photo.wav(92K) 213_photo.mp3(92K) 213_photo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Would you like to buy a photo of you boys enjoying the Line Ride?"

213_pinkeye.wav(22K) 213_pinkeye.mp3(22K) 213_pinkeye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Kyle, will you relax, you little pink eye, we have plenty of money!"

213_point...wav(41K) 213_point...mp3(41K) 213_point...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "(Arrrgh SPLAT!) Oh!  That's gonna cost him a point reduction."

213_quiz.wav(161K) 213_quiz.mp3(161K) 213_quiz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis to the scrotum?"

213_rockandroll.wav(72K) 213_rockandroll.mp3(72K) 213_rockandroll.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I don't have to remind you that last year 3 people died at last years running of the cows..."

213_ruckus.wav(56K) 213_ruckus.mp3(56K) 213_ruckus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Hell, I have to run home and get my broom!"

213_shenanigans.wav(64K) 213_shenanigans.mp3(64K) 213_shenanigans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "I'm declaring shenanigans on you!  This game is rigged!"

213_soldierboy.wav(118K) 213_soldierboy.mp3(118K) 213_soldierboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Soldierboy?  Me so horny.  Me so horny.  Me love you long time."

213_stamp...wav(31K) 213_stamp...mp3(31K) 213_stamp...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Sir, would you take food stamps for 3 balls?"

213_suckatmath.wav(94K) 213_suckatmath.mp3(94K) 213_suckatmath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yea, but I didn't take into account that I suck at math!"

213_tomnmary.wav(202K) 213_tomnmary.mp3(202K) 213_tomnmary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison!"

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