All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

215_alien.wav(284K) 215_alien.mp3(284K) 215_alien.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The intro with the alien ship..."

215_auntflo.wav(66K) 215_auntflo.mp3(66K) 215_auntflo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month, be nice!"

215_backtono...wav(60K) 215_backtono...mp3(60K) 215_backtono...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You guys are hellastupid.  If I had money I wouldn't give it to you bleepholes."

215_badaunt.wav(128K) 215_badaunt.mp3(128K) 215_badaunt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Look, he's going to kill me mom!"

215_barbr...wav(65K) 215_barbr...mp3(65K) 215_barbr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!"

215_blackass.wav(35K) 215_blackass.mp3(35K) 215_blackass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yeah, right, you guys can go kiss my black ass!"

215_bozo.wav(47K) 215_bozo.mp3(47K) 215_bozo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Alright, all you have to do is send this bozo through and this whole mess will be over with."

215_cartmans...wav(114K) 215_cartmans...mp3(114K) 215_cartmans...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You guys are my best friends, through thick and thin..."

215_closer.wav(190K) 215_closer.mp3(190K) 215_closer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Spookyfish moves closer to Stan as he lies in bed."

215_couch.wav(53K) 215_couch.mp3(53K) 215_couch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Yeah, me too.  But she only visits your mom for 5 days or so..."

215_dignity.wav(150K) 215_dignity.mp3(150K) 215_dignity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "No... just leave me with my dignity... ok people, move along, nothing to see here."

215_dilemma.wav(326K) 215_dilemma.mp3(326K) 215_dilemma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "That's right I did.   You guys are hellastupid, you guys are hellalame.  You guys are helladumb.. hella..."

215_ditch.wav(37K) 215_ditch.mp3(37K) 215_ditch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test."

215_drunk.wav(105K) 215_drunk.mp3(105K) 215_drunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...oh, hell no!  First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and buried them upside down."

215_evilparallel.wav(202K) 215_evilparallel.mp3(202K) 215_evilparallel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Don't you see children, this Cartman is from an evil parallel universe where everything exists as opposites."

215_evilstan.wav(178K) 215_evilstan.mp3(178K) 215_evilstan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, I got a better idea, why don't you go bleep yourselves."

215_fillmein.wav(24K) 215_fillmein.mp3(24K) 215_fillmein.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Could you fill me in on the dead bodies and captive policeman stuff real quick?"

215_goldfish.wav(154K) 215_goldfish.mp3(154K) 215_goldfish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Stan doesn't like his new fish..."

215_goodboy.wav(216K) 215_goodboy.mp3(216K) 215_goodboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "It's ok.  I've got such a good boy... momma's little angel.   Don't worry Stanley, mommy's going to hide the bodies."

215_hallo...wav(126K) 215_hallo...mp3(126K) 215_hallo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Today I've got Spoooky Speghetti and Freeeeaky French Fries..."

215_hateyou.wav(38K) 215_hateyou.mp3(38K) 215_hateyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "God, I hate you Kenny.   I've got to get another knife, this one is helladull."

215_hella.wav(93K) 215_hella.mp3(93K) 215_hella.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "How's Kenny going to get one?  He's hellapoor!"

215_hellalying.wav(9K) 215_hellalying.mp3(9K) 215_hellalying.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "He's hellalying."

215_help.wav(61K) 215_help.mp3(61K) 215_help.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who's we?  Do you have a turd in your pocket?  I'm going home, I'm hellahungry!"

215_hometheater.wav(88K) 215_hometheater.mp3(88K) 215_hometheater.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Thank you Aunt Flo!"

215_imposter.wav(89K) 215_imposter.mp3(89K) 215_imposter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "It's about friggin time you show up.  You don't want me, you want that imposter Cartman."

215_insurance.wav(51K) 215_insurance.mp3(51K) 215_insurance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...In my world, you're a skinny white insurance salesman."

215_killedagain.wav(93K) 215_killedagain.mp3(93K) 215_killedagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "What is it?  My baby's killed again!!"

215_kitty.wav(157K) 215_kitty.mp3(157K) 215_kitty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who's my kitty, who's my mister kitty, my fluffy old pal?  Yeah, that's it, that's my mister kitty!"

215_lightenup.wav(82K) 215_lightenup.mp3(82K) 215_lightenup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You guys!  You're so funny.  No matter how I'm feeling I can always count on you guys to lighten me up!"

215_loveauntflo.wav(35K) 215_loveauntflo.mp3(35K) 215_loveauntflo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Wow!  Really?  Hey, I love Aunt Flo!"

215_lukeperry.wav(35K) 215_lukeperry.mp3(35K) 215_lukeperry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Nice costume!  Who are you supposed to be?  Luke Perry?"

215_lullabye.wav(103K) 215_lullabye.mp3(103K) 215_lullabye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "...and if that mockingbird don't sing, momma's going to bury it in the backyard."

215_pants.wav(90K) 215_pants.mp3(90K) 215_pants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Why'd you take his pants off... Sh-sharon?  Why'd you take his pants off?"

215_parkinsons.wav(90K) 215_parkinsons.mp3(90K) 215_parkinsons.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Check her out guys, you don't even have to put a quarter in her!  Whoa, this is hellacool!"

215_prisoner.wav(84K) 215_prisoner.mp3(84K) 215_prisoner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Sharon?  There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement..."

215_provisions.wav(146K) 215_provisions.mp3(146K) 215_provisions.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny?  Wasn't that your fat racist foul mouthed friend Eric Cartman?"

215_questions.wav(66K) 215_questions.mp3(66K) 215_questions.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Ok, Mrs Marsh, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you a few questions."

215_returnfish.wav(128K) 215_returnfish.mp3(128K) 215_returnfish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What's wrong, oh, lemme guess, it killed a bunch of people, right?"

215_runfromhim.wav(67K) 215_runfromhim.mp3(67K) 215_runfromhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "...run from him boys... run and don't stop!"

215_scary.wav(27K) 215_scary.mp3(27K) 215_scary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, this movie is hellascary!"

215_sellout.wav(54K) 215_sellout.mp3(54K) 215_sellout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey!  You backstabbing sellout!"

215_share.wav(38K) 215_share.mp3(38K) 215_share.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny... share that blanket with your brother."

215_spooky.wav(55K) 215_spooky.mp3(55K) 215_spooky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand."

215_spookyfish.wav(Good creepy music in this one!)"(390K) 215_spookyfish.mp3(Good creepy music in this one!)"(390K) 215_spookyfish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Spookyfish seems to have disappeared on Stan..."

215_squash.wav(107K) 215_squash.mp3(107K) 215_squash.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "It's all you could afford?  Who the ever heard of a Squash-O-Lantern.  That's hellastupid."

215_superfriends.wav(25K) 215_superfriends.mp3(25K) 215_superfriends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A 'Superfriends' type of scene transition."

215_tnpspecial1.wav(81K) 215_tnpspecial1.mp3(81K) 215_tnpspecial1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phillip: "That fart was absolutely ghoulish, Terrance... bahaha!"

215_twocart...wav(170K) 215_twocart...mp3(170K) 215_twocart...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Who did you expect?   Maury Povich?  God, you're hellalame."

215_upyours.wav(10K) 215_upyours.mp3(10K) 215_upyours.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Up yours evil friend!"

215_visitor.wav(47K) 215_visitor.mp3(47K) 215_visitor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch."

215_warning.wav(99K) 215_warning.mp3(99K) 215_warning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...its not our fault you disrespected the bodies of this land's native people, but by golly, you're going to take this fish back."

215_winner.wav(106K) 215_winner.mp3(106K) 215_winner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "And the winner is ...Squash-O-Lantern, by Stan Marsh, Kyle Broslofski, and the Evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe!"