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218_aceofbase.wav(118K) 218_aceofbase.mp3(118K) 218_aceofbase.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "As you can see, the Ice Man is listening to Ace of Base, which was a very popular group in his era."

218_advan...wav(121K) 218_advan...mp3(121K) 218_advan...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Unfreezing this body will be quite delicate work, we'll have to use the most advanced methods available."

218_beanbag.wav(48K) 218_beanbag.mp3(48K) 218_beanbag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the beanbag and see what happens by crackee."

218_bestfriends.wav(117K) 218_bestfriends.mp3(117K) 218_bestfriends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Guess what? You're not my best friend anymore!"

218_calmdown.wav(152K) 218_calmdown.mp3(152K) 218_calmdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Wait a second... I think he came through here recently.  Yeah, I think the same thing!"

218_cold.wav(16K) 218_cold.mp3(16K) 218_cold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey you guys its getting cold up here!"

218_comeback.wav(14K) 218_comeback.mp3(14K) 218_comeback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come back here you!"

218_communicate.wav(200K) 218_communicate.mp3(200K) 218_communicate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If only there was someone who could communicate with him on a level as primitive as his own."

218_cool.wav(41K) 218_cool.mp3(41K) 218_cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Damn, I'm pretty freakin cool all of a sudden!"

218_croccall.wav(68K) 218_croccall.mp3(68K) 218_croccall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Thats not how a croc sounds you fatass penis!"

218_debate.wav(83K) 218_debate.mp3(83K) 218_debate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Not now kids, the town is having a very important debate on capital punishment."

218_desmoines.wav(106K) 218_desmoines.mp3(106K) 218_desmoines.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Fashion is two years behind, technology is two years behind, fads are two years behind, just like you!"

218_dick.wav(52K) 218_dick.mp3(52K) 218_dick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm not being a dick, you're being a dick!"

218_dicketry.wav(153K) 218_dicketry.mp3(153K) 218_dicketry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're a dick!  You're a dick!  You're a dick and I've had it with your dicketry!"

218_dilated.wav(71K) 218_dilated.mp3(71K) 218_dilated.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric man, a sure sign the prey is frightened."

218_dude.wav(16K) 218_dude.mp3(16K) 218_dude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dude!  Its a dude!"

218_eddiebauer.wav(68K) 218_eddiebauer.mp3(68K) 218_eddiebauer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I haven't seen anyone wear clothes from Eddie Bauer since... 1996!"

218_fight1.wav(60K) 218_fight1.mp3(60K) 218_fight1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stan and Kyle start fighting."

218_fight2.wav(129K) 218_fight2.mp3(129K) 218_fight2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I got my ticket.  Huh? I have to go to platform 'B'."

218_fight3.wav(72K) 218_fight3.mp3(72K) 218_fight3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, this is it, I'm going back to my time, thanks again boys."

218_firsttodie.wav(25K) 218_firsttodie.mp3(25K) 218_firsttodie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ok, first one to die loses."

218_freeze.wav(82K) 218_freeze.mp3(82K) 218_freeze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I've been doing this for three and a half hours now and only my toes are starting to ice over."

218_friendship.wav(195K) 218_friendship.mp3(195K) 218_friendship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The Ice Man gives a lecture on friendship."

218_frosty.wav(118K) 218_frosty.mp3(118K) 218_frosty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No he's not gonna melt away, that's Frosty you stupid butthole!"

218_grease.wav(155K) 218_grease.mp3(155K) 218_grease.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey you guys, this is just like that one movie, um, John Travolta and that French chick..."

218_habitat.wav(137K) 218_habitat.mp3(137K) 218_habitat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kevin and I designed a habitat for Steve to live in that is completely like his own world."

218_hesucks.wav(63K) 218_hesucks.mp3(63K) 218_hesucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I hate having Cartman as a best friend.  Me too, he sucks!"

218_hippie.wav(27K) 218_hippie.mp3(27K) 218_hippie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What the hell are you doing fat boy?  Screw you hippie!"

218_holycrap.wav(50K) 218_holycrap.mp3(50K) 218_holycrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I've got to be careful, so what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole."

218_hooray.wav(37K) 218_hooray.mp3(37K) 218_hooray.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe we can get a reward for the frozen dude!"

218_hospital.wav(46K) 218_hospital.mp3(46K) 218_hospital.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I better be real careful jamming my thumb in its butthole."

218_huntdown.wav(84K) 218_huntdown.mp3(84K) 218_huntdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I can hunt down anything."

218_internet.wav(105K) 218_internet.mp3(105K) 218_internet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here we see the Ice Man trying to gain internet access on the computer. "

218_interpret.wav(78K) 218_interpret.mp3(78K) 218_interpret.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kyle interprets for the Ice Man."

218_jaguar.wav(137K) 218_jaguar.mp3(137K) 218_jaguar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman pretends to be the Australian Outback guy."

218_kennyshouse.wav(120K) 218_kennyshouse.mp3(120K) 218_kennyshouse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...it smells like Kenny's house in here."

218_killedkenny.wav(124K) 218_killedkenny.mp3(124K) 218_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What?  I'm not talking to you!"

218_killedkyle.wav(32K) 218_killedkyle.mp3(32K) 218_killedkyle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Good job Cartman you killed Kyle.  You bastard!"

218_kingcroc.wav(110K) 218_kingcroc.mp3(110K) 218_kingcroc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This croc has enough power in his jaws to rip my head right off.  Oh no!"

218_larry.wav(84K) 218_larry.mp3(84K) 218_larry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "His name is Steve!  His name is Gorak!   My name is Larry.  Steve!  Gorak!  Steve!!"

218_lookforcr...wav(21K) 218_lookforcr...mp3(21K) 218_lookforcr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come on you guys lets look for crocodiles!"

218_military.wav(61K) 218_military.mp3(61K) 218_military.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yes, and if he isn't found we won't be able to us him for our military war...*shh*"

218_movingfast.wav(26K) 218_movingfast.mp3(26K) 218_movingfast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "They're all moving pretty fast, but I'll catch up to em by crackee!"

218_murphy.wav(132K) 218_murphy.mp3(132K) 218_murphy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes....."

218_namedispute.wav(166K) 218_namedispute.mp3(166K) 218_namedispute.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I think I'm gonna name it Gorak.  No dude, we have to name it Steve."

218_newsreport.wav(218K) 218_newsreport.mp3(218K) 218_newsreport.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Local News reports on the finding of the Ice Man."

218_notstopping.wav(72K) 218_notstopping.mp3(72K) 218_notstopping.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ah, the train's not stopping.  Its not stopping!"

218_press.wav(77K) 218_press.mp3(77K) 218_press.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stand back people there's nothing to see here.   What about the prehistoric Ice Man?  Oh yeah, there is that..."

218_proud.wav(45K) 218_proud.mp3(45K) 218_proud.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm proud to meet the man who's wife I'm currently sticking it to every night."

218_quiet.wav(41K) 218_quiet.mp3(41K) 218_quiet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Be very very quiet, I'm hunting crocodiles.   Hahahahahah."

218_rattlesnake.wav(98K) 218_rattlesnake.mp3(98K) 218_rattlesnake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...So what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on him and jam my thumb in its butthole!"

218_realmean.wav(31K) 218_realmean.mp3(31K) 218_realmean.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "These jaguars can be real mean.  I'm gonna have to smack it in the face."

218_reunion.wav(217K) 218_reunion.mp3(217K) 218_reunion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Larry the Ice Man returns to his home."

218_revived.wav(23K) 218_revived.mp3(23K) 218_revived.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my God, they revived Gorak!  You bastards!"

218_sick.wav(59K) 218_sick.mp3(59K) 218_sick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Whoa dude this is making me sick."

218_steve.wav(80K) 218_steve.mp3(80K) 218_steve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mephesto tries to communicate with the Ice man."

218_stinky.wav(109K) 218_stinky.mp3(109K) 218_stinky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Marilyn Manson performs a cover of Chef's song Stinky Britches."

218_stinkyclose.wav(140K) 218_stinkyclose.mp3(140K) 218_stinkyclose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The version of Stinky Britches that closes the episode."

218_sweden.wav(34K) 218_sweden.mp3(34K) 218_sweden.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, so much for our plan to use the Ice Man to take over Sweden."

218_television.wav(188K) 218_television.mp3(188K) 218_television.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And now the Ice Man watches television..."

218_testicle.wav(118K) 218_testicle.mp3(118K) 218_testicle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle..."

218_thumb1.wav(127K) 218_thumb1.mp3(127K) 218_thumb1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now, this should really piss it off."

218_thumb2.wav(105K) 218_thumb2.mp3(105K) 218_thumb2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm gonna go jam my thumb in something's butthole now!"

218_thumb3.wav(69K) 218_thumb3.mp3(69K) 218_thumb3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now for the coup de gras..."

218_trailends.wav(75K) 218_trailends.mp3(75K) 218_trailends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The trail ends here..."

218_whatsright.wav(26K) 218_whatsright.mp3(26K) 218_whatsright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Some words of wisdom."

218_wiley.wav(13K) 218_wiley.mp3(13K) 218_wiley.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hell he's a wiley one."

218_yippee.wav(104K) 218_yippee.mp3(104K) 218_yippee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We need to vote on whether South Park should reinstate the death penalty or not.  All those in favor say, 'Yippee!'"

218_youok.wav(85K) 218_youok.mp3(85K) 218_youok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman, you bleeping hunk of fat rat bleeping hunk of pig bleeping ass fat!"