Episode 218 Prehistoric Ice Man price at: amazon
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218_aceofbase.wav(118K) 218_aceofbase.mp3(118K) 218_aceofbase.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "As you can see, the Ice Man is listening to Ace of Base, which was a very popular group in his era."
218_advan...wav(121K) 218_advan...mp3(121K) 218_advan...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Unfreezing this body will be quite delicate work, we'll have to use the most advanced methods available."
218_beanbag.wav(48K) 218_beanbag.mp3(48K) 218_beanbag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the beanbag and see what happens by crackee."
218_bestfriends.wav(117K) 218_bestfriends.mp3(117K) 218_bestfriends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Guess what? You're not my best friend anymore!"
218_calmdown.wav(152K) 218_calmdown.mp3(152K) 218_calmdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Wait a second... I think he came through here recently. Yeah, I think the same thing!"
218_cold.wav(16K) 218_cold.mp3(16K) 218_cold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey you guys its getting cold up here!"
218_comeback.wav(14K) 218_comeback.mp3(14K) 218_comeback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Come back here you!"
218_communicate.wav(200K) 218_communicate.mp3(200K) 218_communicate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "If only there was someone who could communicate with him on a level as primitive as his own."
218_cool.wav(41K) 218_cool.mp3(41K) 218_cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Damn, I'm pretty freakin cool all of a sudden!"
218_croccall.wav(68K) 218_croccall.mp3(68K) 218_croccall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Thats not how a croc sounds you fatass penis!"
218_debate.wav(83K) 218_debate.mp3(83K) 218_debate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Not now kids, the town is having a very important debate on capital punishment."
218_desmoines.wav(106K) 218_desmoines.mp3(106K) 218_desmoines.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Fashion is two years behind, technology is two years behind, fads are two years behind, just like you!"
218_dick.wav(52K) 218_dick.mp3(52K) 218_dick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm not being a dick, you're being a dick!"
218_dicketry.wav(153K) 218_dicketry.mp3(153K) 218_dicketry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You're a dick! You're a dick! You're a dick and I've had it with your dicketry!"
218_dilated.wav(71K) 218_dilated.mp3(71K) 218_dilated.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric man, a sure sign the prey is frightened."
218_dude.wav(16K) 218_dude.mp3(16K) 218_dude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude! Its a dude!"
218_eddiebauer.wav(68K) 218_eddiebauer.mp3(68K) 218_eddiebauer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I haven't seen anyone wear clothes from Eddie Bauer since... 1996!"
218_fight1.wav(60K) 218_fight1.mp3(60K) 218_fight1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stan and Kyle start fighting."
218_fight2.wav(129K) 218_fight2.mp3(129K) 218_fight2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I got my ticket. Huh? I have to go to platform 'B'."
218_fight3.wav(72K) 218_fight3.mp3(72K) 218_fight3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, this is it, I'm going back to my time, thanks again boys."
218_firsttodie.wav(25K) 218_firsttodie.mp3(25K) 218_firsttodie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ok, first one to die loses."
218_freeze.wav(82K) 218_freeze.mp3(82K) 218_freeze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I've been doing this for three and a half hours now and only my toes are starting to ice over."
218_friendship.wav(195K) 218_friendship.mp3(195K) 218_friendship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Ice Man gives a lecture on friendship."
218_frosty.wav(118K) 218_frosty.mp3(118K) 218_frosty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No he's not gonna melt away, that's Frosty you stupid butthole!"
218_grease.wav(155K) 218_grease.mp3(155K) 218_grease.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey you guys, this is just like that one movie, um, John Travolta and that French chick..."
218_habitat.wav(137K) 218_habitat.mp3(137K) 218_habitat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kevin and I designed a habitat for Steve to live in that is completely like his own world."
218_hesucks.wav(63K) 218_hesucks.mp3(63K) 218_hesucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I hate having Cartman as a best friend. Me too, he sucks!"
218_hippie.wav(27K) 218_hippie.mp3(27K) 218_hippie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What the hell are you doing fat boy? Screw you hippie!"
218_holycrap.wav(50K) 218_holycrap.mp3(50K) 218_holycrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I've got to be careful, so what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole."
218_hooray.wav(37K) 218_hooray.mp3(37K) 218_hooray.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Maybe we can get a reward for the frozen dude!"
218_hospital.wav(46K) 218_hospital.mp3(46K) 218_hospital.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I better be real careful jamming my thumb in its butthole."
218_huntdown.wav(84K) 218_huntdown.mp3(84K) 218_huntdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I can hunt down anything."
218_internet.wav(105K) 218_internet.mp3(105K) 218_internet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Here we see the Ice Man trying to gain internet access on the computer. "
218_interpret.wav(78K) 218_interpret.mp3(78K) 218_interpret.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kyle interprets for the Ice Man."
218_jaguar.wav(137K) 218_jaguar.mp3(137K) 218_jaguar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Cartman pretends to be the Australian Outback guy."
218_kennyshouse.wav(120K) 218_kennyshouse.mp3(120K) 218_kennyshouse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...it smells like Kenny's house in here."
218_killedkenny.wav(124K) 218_killedkenny.mp3(124K) 218_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What? I'm not talking to you!"
218_killedkyle.wav(32K) 218_killedkyle.mp3(32K) 218_killedkyle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Good job Cartman you killed Kyle. You bastard!"
218_kingcroc.wav(110K) 218_kingcroc.mp3(110K) 218_kingcroc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This croc has enough power in his jaws to rip my head right off. Oh no!"
218_larry.wav(84K) 218_larry.mp3(84K) 218_larry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "His name is Steve! His name is Gorak! My name is Larry. Steve! Gorak! Steve!!"
218_lookforcr...wav(21K) 218_lookforcr...mp3(21K) 218_lookforcr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Come on you guys lets look for crocodiles!"
218_military.wav(61K) 218_military.mp3(61K) 218_military.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yes, and if he isn't found we won't be able to us him for our military war...*shh*"
218_movingfast.wav(26K) 218_movingfast.mp3(26K) 218_movingfast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "They're all moving pretty fast, but I'll catch up to em by crackee!"
218_murphy.wav(132K) 218_murphy.mp3(132K) 218_murphy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes....."
218_namedispute.wav(166K) 218_namedispute.mp3(166K) 218_namedispute.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I think I'm gonna name it Gorak. No dude, we have to name it Steve."
218_newsreport.wav(218K) 218_newsreport.mp3(218K) 218_newsreport.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Local News reports on the finding of the Ice Man."
218_notstopping.wav(72K) 218_notstopping.mp3(72K) 218_notstopping.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ah, the train's not stopping. Its not stopping!"
218_press.wav(77K) 218_press.mp3(77K) 218_press.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stand back people there's nothing to see here. What about the prehistoric Ice Man? Oh yeah, there is that..."
218_proud.wav(45K) 218_proud.mp3(45K) 218_proud.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm proud to meet the man who's wife I'm currently sticking it to every night."
218_quiet.wav(41K) 218_quiet.mp3(41K) 218_quiet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Be very very quiet, I'm hunting crocodiles. Hahahahahah."
218_rattlesnake.wav(98K) 218_rattlesnake.mp3(98K) 218_rattlesnake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...So what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on him and jam my thumb in its butthole!"
218_realmean.wav(31K) 218_realmean.mp3(31K) 218_realmean.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "These jaguars can be real mean. I'm gonna have to smack it in the face."
218_reunion.wav(217K) 218_reunion.mp3(217K) 218_reunion.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Larry the Ice Man returns to his home."
218_revived.wav(23K) 218_revived.mp3(23K) 218_revived.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God, they revived Gorak! You bastards!"
218_sick.wav(59K) 218_sick.mp3(59K) 218_sick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Whoa dude this is making me sick."
218_steve.wav(80K) 218_steve.mp3(80K) 218_steve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mephesto tries to communicate with the Ice man."
218_stinky.wav(109K) 218_stinky.mp3(109K) 218_stinky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Marilyn Manson performs a cover of Chef's song Stinky Britches."
218_stinkyclose.wav(140K) 218_stinkyclose.mp3(140K) 218_stinkyclose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The version of Stinky Britches that closes the episode."
218_sweden.wav(34K) 218_sweden.mp3(34K) 218_sweden.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, so much for our plan to use the Ice Man to take over Sweden."
218_television.wav(188K) 218_television.mp3(188K) 218_television.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And now the Ice Man watches television..."
218_testicle.wav(118K) 218_testicle.mp3(118K) 218_testicle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle..."
218_thumb1.wav(127K) 218_thumb1.mp3(127K) 218_thumb1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now, this should really piss it off."
218_thumb2.wav(105K) 218_thumb2.mp3(105K) 218_thumb2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm gonna go jam my thumb in something's butthole now!"
218_thumb3.wav(69K) 218_thumb3.mp3(69K) 218_thumb3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now for the coup de gras..."
218_trailends.wav(75K) 218_trailends.mp3(75K) 218_trailends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The trail ends here..."
218_whatsright.wav(26K) 218_whatsright.mp3(26K) 218_whatsright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Some words of wisdom."
218_wiley.wav(13K) 218_wiley.mp3(13K) 218_wiley.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hell he's a wiley one."
218_yippee.wav(104K) 218_yippee.mp3(104K) 218_yippee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We need to vote on whether South Park should reinstate the death penalty or not. All those in favor say, 'Yippee!'"
218_youok.wav(85K) 218_youok.mp3(85K) 218_youok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Cartman, you bleeping hunk of fat rat bleeping hunk of pig bleeping ass fat!"