Episode 304 Tweek VS Craig price at: amazon
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304_adlerintro.wav(32K) 304_adlerintro.mp3(32K) 304_adlerintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "For the next week, rather than your normal school work you'll be learning how to make things."
304_ambulance.wav(11K) 304_ambulance.mp3(11K) 304_ambulance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well don't just stand there, call an ambulance!"
304_ameri...wav(53K) 304_ameri...mp3(53K) 304_ameri...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Most of you however will be pumping gas or cutting sheet metal. And that's why we have shop class."
304_apologize.wav(39K) 304_apologize.mp3(39K) 304_apologize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So I guess we'll be going now and we'll just live with the knowledge that you're both kinda sissies."
304_beltsander.wav(63K) 304_beltsander.mp3(63K) 304_beltsander.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Tommy stuck his face in the belt sander!"
304_bigscreen.wav(51K) 304_bigscreen.mp3(51K) 304_bigscreen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "When I have you guy's 10 bucks I'm gonna use it to buy the sweetest big screen TV in the world."
304_buildup.wav(13K) 304_buildup.mp3(13K) 304_buildup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "All that buildup for nothing. Yeah Christ I coulda been home now!"
304_challenged.wav(64K) 304_challenged.mp3(64K) 304_challenged.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, when I started courting your mother there was this big muscular football player..."
304_confession.wav(42K) 304_confession.mp3(42K) 304_confession.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, see, we got you to fight because we wanted to see who was the toughest."
304_craig...wav(53K) 304_craig...mp3(53K) 304_craig...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey Tweak, dude, Craig chooses you, he wants to fight."
304_creditcards.wav(69K) 304_creditcards.mp3(69K) 304_creditcards.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The perfect number of credit cards for a man to have is two."
304_crystalclear.wav(37K) 304_crystalclear.mp3(37K) 304_crystalclear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You screw around in shop class you could lose a hand or an eye."
304_dieor...wav(35K) 304_dieor...mp3(35K) 304_dieor...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What, she die or something?"
304_dontwannago.wav(55K) 304_dontwannago.mp3(55K) 304_dontwannago.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now, now, very few students are severely injured in shop class."
304_eatemfirst.wav(22K) 304_eatemfirst.mp3(22K) 304_eatemfirst.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You're going to be eating those words bleephole! No I won't because you'd be eat them first tubby!"
304_fightinshop.wav(100K) 304_fightinshop.mp3(100K) 304_fightinshop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, you're screwing around too much!"
304_fightlength.wav(47K) 304_fightlength.mp3(47K) 304_fightlength.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How long do you expect this fight to last? As long as Craig wants it to last."
304_flashback1.wav(142K) 304_flashback1.mp3(142K) 304_flashback1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Catch me Richard....."
304_flashback2.wav(179K) 304_flashback2.mp3(179K) 304_flashback2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Swing me Richard, swing me higher....."
304_flipusoff.wav(11K) 304_flipusoff.mp3(11K) 304_flipusoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yes, you can flip us off Craig, we deserve that."
304_genitalwarts.wav(42K) 304_genitalwarts.mp3(42K) 304_genitalwarts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh Richard, why can't you open your heart to me?"
304_getmean.wav(22K) 304_getmean.mp3(22K) 304_getmean.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Remember Tweak, punch hard and punch low."
304_goodfight.wav(68K) 304_goodfight.mp3(68K) 304_goodfight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Did you hear that? It sounds like diherrhea coming out of someones mouth or something."
304_grandma.wav(65K) 304_grandma.mp3(65K) 304_grandma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Richard, this is grandma....."
304_greatpower.wav(32K) 304_greatpower.mp3(32K) 304_greatpower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "There is indeed great power in your ass Eric."
304_hairthing.wav(15K) 304_hairthing.mp3(15K) 304_hairthing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, I like this hair thing, this is cool!"
304_hawaii.wav(37K) 304_hawaii.mp3(37K) 304_hawaii.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Bebe, why don't you try this one? "I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex live.""
304_hero.wav(56K) 304_hero.mp3(56K) 304_hero.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What if we meet a guy who wants to be a doctor or a lawyer but is still getting his degree?"
304_hospi...wav(72K) 304_hospi...mp3(72K) 304_hospi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Tweak's family was on the news saying what a wuss you are Craig."
304_ifyoubuildit.wav(49K) 304_ifyoubuildit.mp3(49K) 304_ifyoubuildit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Richard... Richard..."
304_incitecraig.wav(131K) 304_incitecraig.mp3(131K) 304_incitecraig.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, I guess you don't care what Tweak said about your guinea pig."
304_killedkenny.wav(11K) 304_killedkenny.mp3(11K) 304_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!"
304_kingsize.wav(33K) 304_kingsize.mp3(33K) 304_kingsize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now, Kenny, how bout you try? "I can't make love to you until we get a king sized bed!""
304_leftovenon.wav(41K) 304_leftovenon.mp3(41K) 304_leftovenon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, well, ah, I can't, I left the oven on."
304_man.wav(46K) 304_man.mp3(46K) 304_man.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Boxing is a man's sport..."
304_meatloaf.wav(22K) 304_meatloaf.mp3(22K) 304_meatloaf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "In Sumo, your body must be like stone, and your mind like meatloaf."
304_moveon.wav(140K) 304_moveon.mp3(140K) 304_moveon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Richard, you have to move on. I want you to be happy."
304_never...wav(44K) 304_never...mp3(44K) 304_never...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I never got to say goodbye... I never got to say goodbye..."
304_newcar.wav(29K) 304_newcar.mp3(29K) 304_newcar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Alright, now lets try this one together. "Lisa Smith's husband just bought her a new car.""
304_newwardrobe.wav(42K) 304_newwardrobe.mp3(42K) 304_newwardrobe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now lets try this one together. "Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?"
304_notcool.wav(38K) 304_notcool.mp3(38K) 304_notcool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How come you want to take Home Ec Kenny? Yeah, thats not cool dude."
304_notfair.wav(12K) 304_notfair.mp3(12K) 304_notfair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I don't think that's very fair. If I teach Craig he's gonna really kill Tweak."
304_notri...wav(71K) 304_notri...mp3(71K) 304_notri...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kenny, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but I'm not sure Home Economics is right for you."
304_notrocky.wav(82K) 304_notrocky.mp3(82K) 304_notrocky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The fight starts with the theme to Rocky."
304_oh.wav(35K) 304_oh.mp3(35K) 304_oh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Don't just 'oh' him Thomas!"
304_oppenheimer.wav(95K) 304_oppenheimer.mp3(95K) 304_oppenheimer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Punch him in the balls Tweak!"
304_poopeater.wav(115K) 304_poopeater.mp3(115K) 304_poopeater.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kinda thing, but, well, I was just standing over by Tweak and called you a big poopeater."
304_prefight.wav(69K) 304_prefight.mp3(69K) 304_prefight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ready Tweak, ready Craig? Lets get it on!"
304_prettyfdup.wav(43K) 304_prettyfdup.mp3(43K) 304_prettyfdup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here!"
304_resisttheass.wav(91K) 304_resisttheass.mp3(91K) 304_resisttheass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How can I resist an ass so great?"
304_screwaround.wav(36K) 304_screwaround.mp3(36K) 304_screwaround.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, don't screwing around. You screw around too much."
304_shoes.wav(24K) 304_shoes.mp3(24K) 304_shoes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sometimes you can tell how much money a man has just by his shoes."
304_shopsucks.wav(16K) 304_shopsucks.mp3(16K) 304_shopsucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, shop class sucks!"
304_sissies.wav(35K) 304_sissies.mp3(35K) 304_sissies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now does anybody know why you are in shop class?"
304_smack...wav(44K) 304_smack...mp3(44K) 304_smack...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How? How? I've never been in a fight before! Me either!"
304_spiri...wav(46K) 304_spiri...mp3(46K) 304_spiri...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The spirit of the dragon is in your hand..."
304_staypissed.wav(9K) 304_staypissed.mp3(9K) 304_staypissed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stay pissed Tweak, stay pissed."
304_stillkickass.wav(27K) 304_stillkickass.mp3(27K) 304_stillkickass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ned here used to be the State champion until a grenade blew his arm off. I can still kick ass!"
304_suicidenote.wav(88K) 304_suicidenote.mp3(88K) 304_suicidenote.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "To whom it may concern: I can no longer live without her."
304_sumo.wav(36K) 304_sumo.mp3(36K) 304_sumo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Your friend has brought you to learn the ancient art of sumo."
304_teachfight.wav(63K) 304_teachfight.mp3(63K) 304_teachfight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Alright Tweak, we'll teach you how to fight and Cartman you teach Craig."
304_thatsfine.wav(9K) 304_thatsfine.mp3(9K) 304_thatsfine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Fine! Fine! Fine thats fine!"
304_thefight.wav(87K) 304_thefight.mp3(87K) 304_thefight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Whoa Tweak, did you hear that? What? Craig just called you a boner!"
304_theyw...wav(59K) 304_theyw...mp3(59K) 304_theyw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh they wanna fight, they just don't know it yet."
304_troublemaker.wav(86K) 304_troublemaker.mp3(86K) 304_troublemaker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I was just saying that I want to know who is the biggest troublemaker in your class."
304_usedtobe.wav(25K) 304_usedtobe.mp3(25K) 304_usedtobe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "A long time ago there were alot of guys who were after your mother. She used to be very attractive."
304_wannabet.wav(25K) 304_wannabet.mp3(25K) 304_wannabet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, if Craig and Tweak got in a fight, Craig would kick Tweak's ass. You wanna bet?"
304_wantout.wav(49K) 304_wantout.mp3(49K) 304_wantout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ahh, you guys never help me! Your stories never go anywhere. I hate it, I want out, I want out!!!"
304_weighin.wav(30K) 304_weighin.mp3(30K) 304_weighin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ok, so just to set the record straight here, the fight will be happening out by the tetherball pole at 3:30."
304_welco...wav(36K) 304_welco...mp3(36K) 304_welco...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Welcome to Home Ec. For the next week you will be learning how to bake, sew, clean, and make things that are lacy and pretty. Yippie!"
304_whatajerk.wav(35K) 304_whatajerk.mp3(35K) 304_whatajerk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "There, you see, he just flipped you off! Ah, what a jerk!"
304_whatsthatson.wav(26K) 304_whatsthatson.mp3(26K) 304_whatsthatson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What, what's that son?"
304_whatyougot.wav(30K) 304_whatyougot.mp3(30K) 304_whatyougot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What you got biotch?"
304_whyhomeec.wav(66K) 304_whyhomeec.mp3(66K) 304_whyhomeec.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You see, some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers. But all of you pretty one's won't have to worry about that."
304_wouldahurt.wav(48K) 304_wouldahurt.mp3(48K) 304_wouldahurt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Jesus bleep, what was I thinking? That woulda hurt like hell!"