All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

305_annoying.wav(13K) 305_annoying.mp3(13K) 305_annoying.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Isn't he funny!  No, he's annoying."

305_annoy...wav(23K) 305_annoy...mp3(23K) 305_annoy...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I guess he finally found something as annoying as he is."

305_arent...wav(15K) 305_arent...mp3(15K) 305_arent...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Aren't they cute you guys?"

305_atthedoor.wav(57K) 305_atthedoor.mp3(57K) 305_atthedoor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mom, somebody's at the door!"

305_bigdoodoo.wav(21K) 305_bigdoodoo.mp3(21K) 305_bigdoodoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, we's in big doo-doo now."

305_blimey.wav(7K) 305_blimey.mp3(7K) 305_blimey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "mmmmmmm blimey!"

305_bloodypickle.wav(14K) 305_bloodypickle.mp3(14K) 305_bloodypickle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, what a bloody pickle this is."

305_blueisblue.wav(34K) 305_blueisblue.mp3(34K) 305_blueisblue.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What color is blue?"

305_borrowglove.wav(17K) 305_borrowglove.mp3(17K) 305_borrowglove.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey Kenny, can I borrow onna your gloves?"

305_branc...wav(20K) 305_branc...mp3(20K) 305_branc...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's kenny with brances on his head..."

305_broncos.wav(66K) 305_broncos.mp3(66K) 305_broncos.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're rooting for the Broncos here Jackov!"

305_brownrabbit.wav(42K) 305_brownrabbit.mp3(42K) 305_brownrabbit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You know guys know what? This one time, I was watching this rabbit, a brown rabbit.."

305_burptalk.wav(20K) 305_burptalk.mp3(20K) 305_burptalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Aw Ned, don't burp talk, that just sicks me out!"

305_buryit.wav(9K) 305_buryit.mp3(9K) 305_buryit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Aw Cartman, you're supposed to bury it."

305_business.wav(31K) 305_business.mp3(31K) 305_business.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well we'd love to see more Jackovasaurs so maybe you two should a... get to some business."

305_cannon.wav(59K) 305_cannon.mp3(59K) 305_cannon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "She's a cannon!"

305_cartm...wav(55K) 305_cartm...mp3(55K) 305_cartm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I hate you guys!  You guys are bleepholes! Especially Kenny.  I hate him the most!"

305_cartm...wav(35K) 305_cartm...mp3(35K) 305_cartm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Pooin outside...."

305_childbirth.wav(34K) 305_childbirth.mp3(34K) 305_childbirth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Behold the miracle of childbirth!"

305_chubb...wav(18K) 305_chubb...mp3(18K) 305_chubb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now does anybody know why Chubby Checker left the Beatles in 1972?"

305_cutitoutned.wav(11K) 305_cutitoutned.mp3(11K) 305_cutitoutned.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cut it out Ned, that's just disgusting!"

305_depto...wav(35K) 305_depto...mp3(35K) 305_depto...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Boy we're making you an honorary   Department of Interior Person."

305_disti...wav(18K) 305_disti...mp3(18K) 305_disti...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, you sons of bitches get back here!   I'm having a bleepdamned distinctive honor!"

305_distr...wav(51K) 305_distr...mp3(51K) 305_distr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Wait a minute, you're distracting me!"

305_dontl...wav(13K) 305_dontl...mp3(13K) 305_dontl...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You don't like anything Cartman!"

305_drago...wav(34K) 305_drago...mp3(34K) 305_drago...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Its got a dragon on the blade!"

305_ericsspeech.wav(49K) 305_ericsspeech.mp3(49K) 305_ericsspeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Eric makes his speech after discovering the Jackovasaur."

305_finej...wav(26K) 305_finej...mp3(26K) 305_finej...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "How are you?  Fine just fine...."

305_finej...wav(24K) 305_finej...mp3(24K) 305_finej...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well I've got a barn they can stay in.  It ain't much but its heated."

305_fortyseven.wav(30K) 305_fortyseven.mp3(30K) 305_fortyseven.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Wait until I ask a question first..."

305_france1.wav(52K) 305_france1.mp3(52K) 305_france1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "C'mon kids, lets go find the pyramids!"

305_france2.wav(35K) 305_france2.mp3(35K) 305_france2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The French people laugh at Jackov"

305_games...wav(70K) 305_games...mp3(70K) 305_games...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "All one of you lucky contestants has to do is answer only one of these questions!"

305_gesta...wav(40K) 305_gesta...mp3(40K) 305_gesta...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Amazing, the gestation period was only 4 days."

305_getma...wav(23K) 305_getma...mp3(23K) 305_getma...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ned, get the Mayor on the phone, tell her that we..."

305_getmyshotgun.wav(26K) 305_getmyshotgun.mp3(26K) 305_getmyshotgun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found some big animal creature, it ran over that way!"

305_getoverheyah.wav(36K) 305_getoverheyah.mp3(36K) 305_getoverheyah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You guys get over heyah!"

305_gonnadie.wav(21K) 305_gonnadie.mp3(21K) 305_gonnadie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Weesa gonna die?"

305_groundeels.wav(21K) 305_groundeels.mp3(21K) 305_groundeels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Watch out for ground eels!"

305_havesex.wav(10K) 305_havesex.mp3(10K) 305_havesex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "They want you to have sex bleepdamnit!"

305_iamwh...wav(51K) 305_iamwh...mp3(51K) 305_iamwh...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dude, have you ever heard of whispering?"

305_icecream.wav(13K) 305_icecream.mp3(13K) 305_icecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well then, lets say we all go get some ice cream!"

305_ihave...wav(27K) 305_ihave...mp3(27K) 305_ihave...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I have authoritah?"

305_ihave...wav(10K) 305_ihave...mp3(10K) 305_ihave...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I am department of interior guy and I have authoritah!"

305_ilikeschool.wav(103K) 305_ilikeschool.mp3(103K) 305_ilikeschool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "School, School, I like school!"

305_irishmodel.wav(42K) 305_irishmodel.mp3(42K) 305_irishmodel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ah no, I musta picked up the Irish model by mistake!"

305_itsstupid.wav(16K) 305_itsstupid.mp3(16K) 305_itsstupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, that things funny! Its stupid!"

305_jakov...wav(81K) 305_jakov...mp3(81K) 305_jakov...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Okay, I like South Park best of all, we're staying!"

305_jakovwins.wav(57K) 305_jakovwins.mp3(57K) 305_jakovwins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jackov, what is your name?"

305_jimbotease.wav(31K) 305_jimbotease.mp3(31K) 305_jimbotease.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey Ned, look what I bought you, a new voice box.  Want it, ya want it?"

305_junejune.wav(51K) 305_junejune.mp3(51K) 305_junejune.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Meesa named June-June!"

305_keepi...wav(27K) 305_keepi...mp3(27K) 305_keepi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'll keep it at my house.  No Garrison, you'll just try to have sex with it."

305_kennydies.wav(9K) 305_kennydies.mp3(9K) 305_kennydies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kenny dies"

305_leaving.wav(19K) 305_leaving.mp3(19K) 305_leaving.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't worry, we've come up with a plan.   You have? Yes, we're leaving!"

305_littlelaura.wav(19K) 305_littlelaura.mp3(19K) 305_littlelaura.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What about little Laura, the Williams kid?"

305_losevoicebox.wav(11K) 305_losevoicebox.mp3(11K) 305_losevoicebox.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ned, how the hell did you lose your voice box?"

305_lostd...wav(29K) 305_lostd...mp3(29K) 305_lostd...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I can't here you Ned, you don't have a trachea."

305_lostm...wav(103K) 305_lostm...mp3(103K) 305_lostm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Excuse me? *I* *lost* *my* *voice* *box*"

305_louis...wav(17K) 305_louis...mp3(17K) 305_louis...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah, was like wrestling a Louisiana alligator this thing."

305_loven...wav(33K) 305_loven...mp3(33K) 305_loven...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hi you guys, I love new friends, wu-ohh!"

305_meesa...wav(32K) 305_meesa...mp3(32K) 305_meesa...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Meesa just don't wanna!"

305_meesa...wav(19K) 305_meesa...mp3(19K) 305_meesa...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Meesa needa Jackov!"

305_meesascared.wav(13K) 305_meesascared.mp3(13K) 305_meesascared.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Meesa scared!"

305_memphis.wav(56K) 305_memphis.mp3(56K) 305_memphis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jackovasaurs are big, loud, annoying and stupid.   Where would they fit in?"

305_momsb...wav(22K) 305_momsb...mp3(22K) 305_momsb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who's that, one of your moms boyfriends?"

305_natur...wav(87K) 305_natur...mp3(87K) 305_natur...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You see, animal species come and go, its all part of natural evolution."

305_neeto.wav(26K) 305_neeto.mp3(26K) 305_neeto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mayor, this is a Jackovasaur, a live one has never been seen."

305_normalcy.wav(33K) 305_normalcy.mp3(33K) 305_normalcy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Alright, the boys here will keep little Eric Cartman Distracted..."

305_nothi...wav(9K) 305_nothi...mp3(9K) 305_nothi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

305_numbertwo.wav(37K) 305_numbertwo.mp3(37K) 305_numbertwo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm going home for a minute, I have to go to the bathroom."

305_ohboyohboy.wav(20K) 305_ohboyohboy.mp3(20K) 305_ohboyohboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey Ned, a package came for you today from Voiceboxes Express."

305_ominousmusic.wav(83K) 305_ominousmusic.mp3(83K) 305_ominousmusic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Some ominous music"

305_ostrichtrap.wav(22K) 305_ostrichtrap.mp3(22K) 305_ostrichtrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap."

305_pissmeoff.wav(13K) 305_pissmeoff.mp3(13K) 305_pissmeoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jackovasaurus's kinda piss me off."

305_pondcreature.wav(39K) 305_pondcreature.mp3(39K) 305_pondcreature.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mom, its another Stark's Pond creature!"

305_poopi...wav(22K) 305_poopi...mp3(22K) 305_poopi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules."

305_raise...wav(45K) 305_raise...mp3(45K) 305_raise...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We all know that pidgeon was a whore!"

305_rewardmoney.wav(13K) 305_rewardmoney.mp3(13K) 305_rewardmoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "*Is* *there* *reward* *money?*"

305_semen.wav(44K) 305_semen.mp3(44K) 305_semen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I have semen?  Where's the boat?"

305_shown...wav(55K) 305_shown...mp3(55K) 305_shown...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We just have to show you this new species because you're the Department of Interior guy now."

305_sitcom1.wav(73K) 305_sitcom1.mp3(73K) 305_sitcom1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And now back to Jackovasaurs on Comedy Central."

305_sitcom2.wav(49K) 305_sitcom2.mp3(49K) 305_sitcom2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Something really strange happened.  What, you mean MTV played a video that wasn't Will Smith?"

305_sitcom3.wav(47K) 305_sitcom3.mp3(47K) 305_sitcom3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, he took care of mom too!"

305_sitcom4.wav(38K) 305_sitcom4.mp3(38K) 305_sitcom4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hi Jackov!  What the hell is that?   Who's laughing?"

305_sitcom5.wav(58K) 305_sitcom5.mp3(58K) 305_sitcom5.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Eric, the Mayor has invited us to compete on a game show in South Park."

305_smokecrack.wav(55K) 305_smokecrack.mp3(55K) 305_smokecrack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?"

305_softserve.wav(47K) 305_softserve.mp3(47K) 305_softserve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What do you have to think about?"

305_sofunny.wav(10K) 305_sofunny.mp3(10K) 305_sofunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're so funny Jackov!"

305_squatstupid.wav(31K) 305_squatstupid.mp3(31K) 305_squatstupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What do I sit on?  You just squat stupid!"

305_stillborn.wav(20K) 305_stillborn.mp3(20K) 305_stillborn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe the baby will be stillborn like Cartman was."

305_sword.wav(54K) 305_sword.mp3(54K) 305_sword.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mom, can I get a Sumotomi sword used by the ancient Takagawa soilders?"

305_talkd...wav(28K) 305_talkd...mp3(28K) 305_talkd...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "But the other Jackovasaur talked different."

305_thank...wav(32K) 305_thank...mp3(32K) 305_thank...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm preparing my speech for when they call me up to congratulate me on my discovery."

305_tohavesex.wav(32K) 305_tohavesex.mp3(32K) 305_tohavesex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jackov to have sex all you need to do is, well you know,  put your..."

305_totalslut.wav(33K) 305_totalslut.mp3(33K) 305_totalslut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh come on, you all know that pidgeon was a total slut!"

305_turke...wav(47K) 305_turke...mp3(47K) 305_turke...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Would you please not touch the bleepdamned buzzers?"

305_turnf...wav(19K) 305_turnf...mp3(19K) 305_turnf...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Alright, I'm gonna turn my flashlight on, it may get startled so be ready."

305_voice...wav(18K) 305_voice...mp3(18K) 305_voice...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ned, that voice box sucks!"

305_wantanother.wav(9K) 305_wantanother.mp3(9K) 305_wantanother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do we really want another one of these things hanging around?"

305_what.wav(42K) 305_what.mp3(42K) 305_what.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, Jackov, we hope this new home inspires you n Hope to, you know..."

305_whata...wav(32K) 305_whata...mp3(32K) 305_whata...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jackovasaurs don't wear clothes Jackov."

305_whatm...wav(55K) 305_whatm...mp3(55K) 305_whatm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're a Jackovasaur, that's what they call you.   Oh, cool beans!"

305_whereami.wav(11K) 305_whereami.mp3(11K) 305_whereami.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're suppossed to lose you idiot.  Where am I?"

305_whosthefuz...wav(21K) 305_whosthefuz...mp3(21K) 305_whosthefuz...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who's the cute baby?  Who's the fuzzy, hah?"

305_wowcool.wav(46K) 305_wowcool.mp3(46K) 305_wowcool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We can use its DNA and have a chance at bringing the entire Jackovasaur species back from extiction."

305_yourmyfriend.wav(39K) 305_yourmyfriend.mp3(39K) 305_yourmyfriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You can't leave, you're my friend."