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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
leno_40razors.wav(???K) leno_40razors.mp3(???K) leno_40razors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I bet you go through about 40 razors when you shave, huh?"
leno_awww.wav(???K) leno_awww.mp3(???K) leno_awww.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Come on children I want to know what your thankful for this thanksgiving. Besides the Fact that you don't have my chin."
leno_babyseat.wav(???K) leno_babyseat.mp3(???K) leno_babyseat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Do you have to put your chin in a baby chari when you drive?"
leno_baggage.wav(???K) leno_baggage.mp3(???K) leno_baggage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Did you have to check that into oversize baggage on the plane"
leno_bigfatass.wav(???K) leno_bigfatass.mp3(???K) leno_bigfatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm not fat, I'm big boned - No your not big boned, Jay Leno's chin is big boned, your a fat ass"
leno_bigshot.wav(???K) leno_bigshot.mp3(???K) leno_bigshot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That's what Mr Bigshot Hollywood is here for"
leno_chin.wav(???K) leno_chin.mp3(???K) leno_chin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Check out his chin."
leno_cuss.wav(???K) leno_cuss.mp3(???K) leno_cuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm thankful for cable television, because you can say things like $#@% and $@% and $@$"
leno_executives.wav(???K) leno_executives.mp3(???K) leno_executives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Shut the hell up! your talking about the joys of thanksgiving damnit!"
leno_fatkid.wav(???K) leno_fatkid.mp3(???K) leno_fatkid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now, you.. you the fat kid"
leno_flewin.wav(???K) leno_flewin.mp3(???K) leno_flewin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hi people it's great to be here"
leno_guest.wav(???K) leno_guest.mp3(???K) leno_guest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We have a very special guest today to tell up about Thanksgiving"
leno_killedkenny.wav(???K) leno_killedkenny.mp3(???K) leno_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my god Jeno's Chin Killed Kenny... You Bastard!!"
leno_kill...wav(???K) leno_kill...mp3(???K) leno_kill...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "If the pilgrims had jay leno's chin they could have plowed their fields with it"
leno_magical.wav(???K) leno_magical.mp3(???K) leno_magical.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I had no idea Jay Leno's chin had such magical powers"
leno_meaning.wav(???K) leno_meaning.mp3(???K) leno_meaning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Cartman talks about Indians and Pilgrims"
leno_natives.wav(???K) leno_natives.mp3(???K) leno_natives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The politically correct term is native americans"
leno_saywhatwant.wav(???K) leno_saywhatwant.mp3(???K) leno_saywhatwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr Garrison, you let them talk like this in school? Oh I can't control them. The little dicks say whatever the bleep they want."