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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

leno_40razors.wav(???K) leno_40razors.mp3(???K) leno_40razors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I bet you go through about 40 razors when you shave, huh?"

leno_awww.wav(???K) leno_awww.mp3(???K) leno_awww.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come on children I want to know what your thankful for this thanksgiving. Besides the Fact that you don't have my chin."

leno_babyseat.wav(???K) leno_babyseat.mp3(???K) leno_babyseat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do you have to put your chin in a baby chari when you drive?"

leno_baggage.wav(???K) leno_baggage.mp3(???K) leno_baggage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Did you have to check that into oversize baggage on the plane"

leno_bigfatass.wav(???K) leno_bigfatass.mp3(???K) leno_bigfatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm not fat, I'm big boned - No your not big boned, Jay Leno's chin is big boned, your a fat ass"

leno_bigshot.wav(???K) leno_bigshot.mp3(???K) leno_bigshot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That's what Mr Bigshot Hollywood is here for"

leno_chin.wav(???K) leno_chin.mp3(???K) leno_chin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Check out his chin."

leno_cuss.wav(???K) leno_cuss.mp3(???K) leno_cuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm thankful for cable television, because you can say things like $#@% and $@% and $@$"

leno_executives.wav(???K) leno_executives.mp3(???K) leno_executives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Shut the hell up! your talking about the joys of thanksgiving damnit!"

leno_fatkid.wav(???K) leno_fatkid.mp3(???K) leno_fatkid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now, you.. you the fat kid"

leno_flewin.wav(???K) leno_flewin.mp3(???K) leno_flewin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hi people it's great to be here"

leno_guest.wav(???K) leno_guest.mp3(???K) leno_guest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We have a very special guest today to tell up about Thanksgiving"

leno_killedkenny.wav(???K) leno_killedkenny.mp3(???K) leno_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my god Jeno's Chin Killed Kenny... You Bastard!!"

leno_kill...wav(???K) leno_kill...mp3(???K) leno_kill...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If the pilgrims had jay leno's chin they could have plowed their fields with it"

leno_magical.wav(???K) leno_magical.mp3(???K) leno_magical.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I had no idea Jay Leno's chin had such magical powers"

leno_meaning.wav(???K) leno_meaning.mp3(???K) leno_meaning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman talks about Indians and Pilgrims"

leno_natives.wav(???K) leno_natives.mp3(???K) leno_natives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The politically correct term is native americans"

leno_saywhatwant.wav(???K) leno_saywhatwant.mp3(???K) leno_saywhatwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mr Garrison, you let them talk like this in school?  Oh I can't control them. The little dicks say whatever the bleep they want."

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