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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


shatprac.wav(101K) shatprac.mp3(101K) shatprac.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "So, do you think I have a case?"
Lawyer: "Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck! Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice."


hmr2.wav(107K) hmr2.mp3(107K) hmr2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I wanna go to Duff Gardens... right now."
Marge: "Oh Homer, quit pouting."
Homer: "I'm not pouting, I'm mourning... stupid dead woman!"


aprlfool.wav(114K) aprlfool.mp3(114K) aprlfool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Doctor: "Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead."
Marge: "(gasps)"
Doctor: "(laughs) April fooled! He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again."


hell.wav(113K) hell.mp3(113K) hell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "But that's what we learned about... I sure as HELL can't tell you we learned about HELL unless I say 'HELL', can I?"
Homer: "Er, lad has a point there..."
Bart: "Hell yes!"
Marge: "Bart! You're no longer in Sunday School! Don't swear!"


suck.wav(116K) suck.mp3(116K) suck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Marge: "Homer, watch your mouth!"
Homer: "Uh, I gotta go - my damn wiener kids are listening..."




takecap.wav(sound of gun cocking) Huh, what?"(120K) takecap.mp3(sound of gun cocking) Huh, what?"(120K) takecap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Taking an officer's cap is an arrestible offence."
Homer: "Ooh, what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do, huh? Ooh, I'm officer Marge... I'm gonna arrest you..."


saftboy.wav(125K) saftboy.mp3<(125K)

Marge: "It's for your own safety...""
Bart: "Uuuh.""
Bully 1: "Take that, safety boy!"
Bully 2: "This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!"


brt1.wav(132K) brt1.mp3(132K) brt1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "Gladys... Gladys... About yay high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead..."
Marge: "No honey, Gladys looked more like your Aunt Patty."
Bart: "(evil laugh) Oh yeah, there she is..."


hmr1.wav(148K) hmr1.mp3(148K) hmr1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oh, that man is sick!"
Marge: "Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer."
Homer: "But listen to the music... He's evil!"
Marge: "Hasn't this experience taught you, you can't believe anything you hear?"
Homer: "Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing."


tut_on.wav(152K) tut_on.mp3<(152K)

Bart: "And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson...""
Marge: "I choose to take that literally."
Homer: "Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on, son, toot on!"


gramp.wav(81K) gramp.mp3(81K) gramp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Where'd you get all the money?"
Abe: "The government... I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell!"


dreams.wav(88K) dreams.mp3(88K) dreams.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Homer, when a man's biggest dreams include seconds on dessert, occasional snuggling, and sleeping till noon on weekends, no one man can destroy them!"


pantsoff.wav(54K) pantsoff.mp3(54K) pantsoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "I'm going to sue the pants off you!"
Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off... grrrrr!"


toxicgas.wav(36K) toxicgas.mp3(36K) toxicgas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "And I think it's ironic that, for once, dad's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic gas..."
Marge: "Bart!"


tourfrek.wav(49K) tourfrek.mp3(49K) tourfrek.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "So, you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show..."


margeshoot.wav(23K) margeshoot.mp3(23K) margeshoot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out..."


nomaggie.wav(18K) nomaggie.mp3(18K) nomaggie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "No Maggie, bad baby!"


inet_eh.wav(39K) inet_eh.mp3(39K) inet_eh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Internet, eh?"


toetapng.wav(39K) toetapng.mp3(39K) toetapng.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "I thought it was toe-tapping fun."


broadway.wav(123K) broadway.mp3(123K) broadway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience."


the_days.wav(716K) the_days.mp3(716K) the_days.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer & Marge: "Singing "Those Were The Days"

 
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