Dante: "What the bleep did you do that for?"
Randal: "Two reasons: one, I hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines,..."
Dante: "Oh, jesus."
Randal: "...and two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior."
Randal: "If title dictated my behavior as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy, but I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Even though I work in a video store, I choose to go rent at Big Choice. Agreed?"
Dante: "You are a danger to both the dead and the living."
Randal: "I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny."
Dante: "Please get the hell outta here."
Randal: "You know I'm your hero."