Randal: "You'd feel a hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer."
Dante: "Why? I-I don't bother them and they don't bother me."
Randal: "Oh, liar! Tell me there aren't customers that annoy the piss out of you on a daily basis."
Dante: "There aren't."
Randal: "How can you lie like that? Why don't you vent? Vent your frustrations. Come on, who pisses you off?"
Dante: "Well, I guess it isn't customers in particular. Maybe just a group of customers."
Randal: "Well, let's hear it."
Dante: "Well, the milk maids."
Randal: "The milk maids?"
Dante: "The women that go through every gallon of milk, looking for that later date as if somewhere beyond all the other gallons, is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade."
Randal: "You know who I could do without? I could do without the people in the video store."
Dante: "Which ones?"
Randal: "All of 'em."
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