Gus the Cabbie: "You like football?"
Gus the Cabbie: "Did you happen to catch that uh Dallas game last week? Well, you can't really call it a game. It was an obscenity. It was a crime against football. I lost 20 grand on that game! And they would have won! Now I gotta work two shifts because of that idiot! I mean, Stevie Wonder could have done a better job calling that game."