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Rat Race: yourhat.m4r (643 K) 

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Owen: "Oh mister, you gotta help me. My wife, she's out back. She's having a baby."
Lucy Bus Driver (Paul Hayes): "She's having a what?"
Owen: "A baby!"
Lucy Bus Driver: "She's having a baby?"
Owen: "And it's halfway out! I can see the head! I need your jacket!"
Lucy Bus Driver: "Why?"
Owen: "For her amniotic sac!"
Lucy Bus Driver: "oh."
Owen: "Yeah, her amniotic fluid is gushing out."
Lucy Bus Driver: "Gushing?"
Owen: "The jacket! The jacket! Give me the jacket! And your pants."
Lucy Bus Driver: "My pants?"
Owen: "Your pants. Yeah' for her, you know, her placentia, you know, and her labia and cervical... Mucus gushing... it's gushing. It's just a hole and it's... Quick the pants!"
Lucy Bus Driver: "Okay."
Owen: "And the hat."
Lucy Bus Driver: "Uh, my hat? Why? Why my hat?"
Owen: "Uh, for her, uh... vagina!"

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