Tommy: "Get out. Get out of the car! It's go time! You and me."
Richard: "Look, Mommy, the rhino's getting too close to the car."
Tommy: "Him too 'fwaid to get out. He just a little guy."
Richard: "That's it, big boy, I'm going to wail on you. You're going to regret volunteering for this job, porky."
Tommy: "Hey, boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!"
Richard: "You don't want none of me. Think it through."
Tommy: "Come on, give me your best shot. I'll give you a free one. Let me have it."
Richard: "(punches him)"
Tommy: "That was it? Come on, you can do better than that, can't you, Captain Limpwrist. Try again."
Richard: "(backhands him)"
Tommy: "Hey, everybody, is there a window open? I feel a draft."
Richard: "(punches him in the nads and then across the face.)"
Tommy: "If I wanted a kiss, I would've called your mother."
Richard: "(Coldcocks him with a two-by-four)"
Tommy: "That was a good one."
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