Richard: "Well, it's got to be on the map, Davenport, I mean, because you say it's 22 miles away, and you're really smart. Yet it's not on the map. Hmm."
Gas Attendant (David Huband): "I'm picking up you're sarcasm."
Richard: "Well, I should hope so. I'm laying it on pretty thick."
Gas Attendant: "That's a map of Illinois, which we're in, on the border of Iowa, which is where Davenport is, 22 miles away. You're in the wrong state. Get yourself a new map."
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