Dante: "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!"
Veronica: "Because I never had sex with him."
Dante: "You sucked his dick!"
Veronica: "We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around."
Dante: "Oh my god, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?"
Veronica: "Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people."
Dante: "Oh my god, I feel so nauseous!"
Veronica: "I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!"
Dante: "I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!"
Veronica: "Please calm down."
Dante: "How many?"
Veronica: "Dante..."
Dante: "How many dicks have you sucked?"
Veronica: "Let it go!"
Dante: "How many?"
Veronica: "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you bleeped!"
Dante: "This is different, this is important. How many? Well?"
Veronica: "Something like... 36."
Dante: "What? Something like 36?"
Veronica: "Lower your voice."
Dante: "Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that include me?"
Veronica: "Uh, 37."
Dante: "I'm 37!"
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