Indecisive Video Customer (Donna Jeanne): "They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good... are either one of these any good? Sir?"
Randal: "What?"
Indecisive Video Customer: "Are either one of these any good?"
Randal: "I don't watch movies."
Indecisive Video Customer: "Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?"
Randal: "I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs."
Indecisive Video Customer: "You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?"
Randal: "Nope."
Indecisive Video Customer: "(Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies) Well, what about these two?"
Randal: "Oh, they suck."
Indecisive Video Customer: "These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!"
Randal: "No, I wasn't."
Indecisive Video Customer: "I don't think your manager would appreciate..."
Randal: "I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."
Indecisive Video Customer: "I beg your pardon?"
Randal: "Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me."
Indecisive Video Customer: "I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!"
Randal: "And, I hope it feels good."
Indecisive Video Customer: "You hope what feels good?"
Randal: "I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
Indecisive Video Customer: "Well, this is the last time I rent here!"
Randal: "You'll be missed."
Indecisive Video Customer: "Screw you!"
Randal: "Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!"
Jay: "Yeah!"
Randal: "Screw me?"
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