Wharvey Gal 3 (Lindsey Miller): "He ain't our daddy."
Everett: "Hell, I ain't. What's this Wharvey gals? Your names McGill."
Wharvey Gal 2 (Marianna Breland): "No, sir. Not since you got hit by that train."
Everett: "What are you talking about? I wasn't hit by any train."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Mama says you was hit by a train."
Wharvey Gal 2: "Blooey!"
Wharvey Gal 1 (Georgia Rae Rainer): "Nothin' left."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Just a grease spot on the L & N."
Everett: "Damn it, I wasn't hit by any train!"
Wharvey Gal 1: "That's why Mama's got us back to Wharvey."
Wharvey Gal 3: "That's her maiden name."
Wharvey Gal 2: "You got a maiden name, Daddy?"
Everett: "No, Daddy don't have a maiden name. See..."
Wharvey Gal 1: "That's your misfortune."
Wharvey Gal 2: "That's right, and now Mama's got a new beau."
Wharvey Gal 3: "He's a suitor."
Everett: "Yeah, I heard about that."
Wharvey Gal 1: "Mama says he's bona fide."
Everett: "Mmm, he give her a ring?"
Wharvey Gal 2: "Yes, sir. A big 'un."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Lot of gems."
Wharvey Gal 1: "Mama checked it."
Wharvey Gal 2: "It's bona fide."
Wharvey Gal 3: "He's a suitor."
Everett: "What's his name?"
Wharvey Gal 3: "Vernon T. Waldrip."
Wharvey Gal 2: "Uncle Vernon."
Wharvey Gal 1: "Till tomorrow."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Then he's gonna be Daddy."
Everett: "I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias."
Wharvey Gal 2: "But you ain't bona fide."