Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney): "Well, all right. If we take off through that bayou..."
Pete (John Turturro): "Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?"
Everett: "Well, Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the concensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote."
Pete: "Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly."
Everett: "Well, I'm votin' for yours truly, too."
Delmar O'Donnell (Tim Blake Nelson): "Okay, I'm with you fellas."