Everett: "Hold on now, I don't want this Pomade. I want Dapper Dan."
Pomade Vendor (Millford Fortenberry): "I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop."
Everett: "Well, I don't want Fop, bleepdamnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Pomade Vendor: "Watch your language young fella. This is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you. Have it in a couple of weeks."
Everett: "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere. Forget it. Just a dozen hair nets."