Vicky (Brandy Ledford): "So, Harry, what can I do for you?"
Harold Grisham (Dave Thomas): "Okay... here's what I want. First we both get naked."
Vicky: "So far so good."
Harold Grisham: "Onl we're wearing sailor hats. And then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol. And I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."
Vicky: "Pardon Me?"
Harold Grisham: "Okay, um. Naked... um... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks. How much would that cost?"
Vicky: "Uh gee, honey, you have quite an imagination."
Harold Grisham: "How much would it cost?"
Vicky: "Well, lets see. A party like that, $3000."