Richard: "I was just thinking. When we stopped for gas this morning, I think it was you who put the oil in."
Tommy: "Hey, if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident."
Richard: "True, but you can't latch the hood too well if you don't take the can out, you no selling waste of space.!"