Richard: "Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking, ande he's never been laid. Exits, okay, there's one back here, and there's uh, probably one over by the wing somewhere, usually. And what about seatbelts? TO fasten, take the little end stick it in the big end and... Hey, know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call bell, and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard."
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