Reservationist (Lindsay Leese): "The next flight to Chicago boards in five minutes, but I'm sorry, it's completely sold out. I can put you on another one at 3 o'clock this afternoon."
Richard: "Lady, we really need to get to Chicago. It's an emergency. Is there anything you can do?"
Reservationist: "Hmm, I can put you in Salt Lake City by 4:00 and there's another flight leaving..."
Richard: "I don't have time to go through another city. I need a direct flight to Chicago."
Reservationist: "Oh, I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicogo at 5:55. Does that help?"
Richard: "Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?"
Reservationist: "I don't think so."