Randal: "Chick only made you nuts, man. She cheated on you how many times?"
Dante: "Eight and a half."
Randal: "Eight and a half?"
Dante: "Party at John Kay's, senior year; I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes is and jumps all over me."
Randal: "So, that's cheating?"
Dante: "No. In the middle of it she called me Brad."
Randal: "She called you Brad?"
Dante: "Called me Brad."
Randal: "That's not cheating. People say crazy bleep during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom'."