Jay: "Oh, you used to go out with her?"
Dante: "Yeah, well, I thought we might be starting again."
Jay: "Don't you already have a girlfriend?"
Dante: "Yeah, Veronica."
Jay: "And what, you're gonna dump her for that Caitlin chick?"
Dante: "Maybe."
Jay: "I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's nice, but I see that Veronica girl doin' bleep for you all the time. I saw her rubbin' your back, bleepin' comes and bring you food. Didn't I see her change your tire once?"
Dante: "Hey, I jacked up the car. All she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on."
Jay: "Well, I know she does a lot for you."
Dante: "She's my girlfriend."
Jay: "I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and bleep."
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