Jessica (Schneider): "I gotta hit the little girls' room before I soak my panties. Um... By that, I mean... my girlfriends panties... which I carry with me... to pee in... if I don't make it in time... to the bathroom. What? You don't pee in your girlfriend's panties? What kind of gay club is this? Hey, everybody, check out this guy... not peeing in his chick's panties."