Everett: "Uh, we hear that you pay good money to sing into a can."
Lund, Manager WEZY Radio (Stephen Root): "Well, that all depends. You boys do Negro songs?"
Everett: "Um... well, uh, sir, we are Negroes. All except for our accomp... our accomp... Uh, the fella that plays the guitar."
Lund, Manager WEZY Radio: "Yeah, well, I don't record Negro songs. No, I'm lookin' for some old-timey material. You see, people can't seem to get enough of it since we started broadcasting it on The Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour, so thank you for stopping by, but..."
Everett: "Sir, uh, the Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old-timey material. Heck, we're silly with it, ain't we, boys?"
Pete: "That's right."
Delmar: "That's right. We ain't really Negroes."
Pete: "All except for our accompanist."