Pete: "I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?"
Everett: "Well, of course, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a biffurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork."
Tommy Johnson: "Oh, no. No, sir. He's white. As white as you folks. With empty eys and a big, hollow voice. He loved to travel around with a mean old hound."