Merrill: "That's the prize, a free buffet?"
Guest Services Clerk (Mallory Sandler): "Oh, well, actually, it's not a buffet. It's a special reception at 10:00 in the penthouse conference room."
Guest Services Clerk: "Where a spectacular once-in-a-lifetime opportunity awaits you. And uh, that's all I know."
Vera: "What do you think?"
Merrill: "I think it's some kind of scam."
Vera: "Oh good, a scam! We'll do it."