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loseaplane.wav(217K) loseaplane.mp3(217K) loseaplane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman (Vince Vaughn): "I don't understand, man. I understand you can lose keys. You can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?"
Fat Ron (Scott L. Schwartz): "Reese, come on, what do you want me to do? We got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke."
Reese Feldman: "Now, see that, that's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top."
Ice Cream Man (Judah Friedlander): "In all fairness, Reese, it wasn't his fault."
Reese Feldman: "Wai... wa... w... what are you, an attour... are you his attourney? Why are you in the conversation?"

costsmoney.wav(110K) costsmoney.mp3(110K) costsmoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "Coke, it costs moeny. Planes, they cost meney. This yacht, this perm, my hid's braces, it all costs money. Do you think Kitty's free? Huh?"

tanweird.wav(74K) tanweird.mp3(74K) tanweird.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "Will you do my back, please?"
Kitty (Juliette Lewis): "Sure, baby."
Reese Feldman: "I don,t want to tan weird. Am I tanning weird?"
Kitty: "No, you look good."
Reese Feldman: "Honestly."
Kitty: "You're really bronzing."

onlythelaw.wav(80K) onlythelaw.mp3(80K) onlythelaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

David Starsky (Ben Stiller): "There's no such thing as a petty crime. No minor infractions. There's only the law."

freezebcpd.wav(31K) freezebcpd.mp3(31K) freezebcpd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Freeze! Bay City P.D.! (Gun shots)"

nutsaremine.wav(119K) nutsaremine.mp3(119K) nutsaremine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Besides, he crossed the line. And in Bay City when you cross the line, your nuts are mine."

isaidfreeze.wav(23K) isaidfreeze.mp3(23K) isaidfreeze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "I said freeze!"

andimacap.wav(27K) andimacap.mp3(27K) andimacap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "My name is David Starsky, and I'm a cop."

thistheory.wav(72K) thistheory.mp3(72K) thistheory.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson (Owen Wilson): "I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

numerouno.wav(83K) numerouno.mp3(83K) numerouno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Too many cops worry about the wrong thing: crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno."

mynameis.wav(31K) mynameis.mp3(31K) mynameis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "My name is Ken Hutchinson, and I'm a cop."

wantmybdge.wav(72K) wantmybdge.mp3(72K) wantmybdge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Okay, you want my badge? Here, have it."
Captain Doby (Fred Williamson): "Fine."
Starsky: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, I was making a point."

mymother.wav(27K) mymother.mp3(27K) mymother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "I am not my mother!"

touchit.wav(434K) touchit.mp3(434K) touchit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Look, I was trying to infiltrate one of the East Side gangs and work my way up to the big fish. It's pretty simple."
Captain Doby: "You were robbing a bookie."
Hutch: "That's right."
Captain Doby: "You've robbed seven bookies over the past six months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money. You haven't even arrested anybody."
Hutch: "How could I arrest 'em? They'll know I'm a cop."
Starsky: "Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger of being mistaken for a real cop."
Hutch: "Oh, really? Why don't you go and get yourself another perm and let the grownups talk."
Starsky: "For your information, my hair is naturally curly."
Hutch: "No, it's not."
Starsky: "Yes, it is."
Hutch: "That's a perm job, all the way."
Starsky: "Touch it!"
Captain Doby: "Hey, why are you touching him? Jesus!"

eachother.wav(122K) eachother.mp3(122K) eachother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Captain Doby: "You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You're partners."

terrence.wav(248K) terrence.mp3(248K) terrence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "I don't know what you're so upset about here. Alright, the guy cost us 200 grand. I mean, I think a thank you might be more appropriate than this particular situation."
Kevin (Jason Bateman): "Who cares about 200 grand? What if they link us to the murder?"
Reese Feldman: "They will not link us to the murder. Alright?"
Kevin: "You don't know that."
Reese Feldman: "Will you let it go, please? Jesus. TAke a lude or something. Calm down."
Kevin: "I did, and I'm still pissed."
Reese Feldman: "Okay, fine. Fine, fine, look, I'm sorry, all right? I promise, I'm not gonna kill Terrence again."

lookslike.wav(30K) lookslike.mp3(30K) lookslike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Porter (Terry Crews): "It looks like cocaine."
Reese Feldman: "That's because it is cocaine."

newcoke.wav(66K) newcoke.mp3(66K) newcoke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "He brought old coke. This is new coke."

nobelprize.wav(100K) nobelprize.mp3(100K) nobelprize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "Got no coke smell, same coke ride."
Porter: "Mmm, tastes kinda sweet."
Reese Feldman: "If this bleep wasn't illegal, guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize."

havemyword.wav(58K) havemyword.mp3(58K) havemyword.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear (Snoog Dogg): "Those gentlemen you speak of, they'll no longer be a problem. You have my word."

myneighborhood.wav(42K) myneighborhood.mp3(42K) myneighborhood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "This is my neighborhood. People tend to forget that."

thermos.wav(149K) thermos.mp3(149K) thermos.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "What, you've never run an errand on the clock before?"
Starsky: "No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work, when the tax payers aren't paying me to protect them."
Hutch: "Oh, give me a break. You've never stopped to buy a cup of coffee?"
Starsky: "I bring a Thermos."

windblewin.wav(23K) windblewin.mp3(23K) windblewin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "Hey, look what the wind blew in."

ifyougotit.wav(153K) ifyougotit.mp3(153K) ifyougotit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "Hutch, you have the usual?"
Hutch: "You know it and make it a double."
Huggy Bear: "Leon, get my boy a Jack and Tab and double that."
Leon (Jernard Burks): "You got it, boss."
Starsky: "Hey, I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it.""
Huggy Bear: "I don't got it."
Starsky: "Or not. It's cool. I'm good."

wegovern.wav(517K) wegovern.mp3(517K) wegovern.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Hey, champ. You got a permit for that weapon you're carrying?"
Hutch: "Starsky, please."
Leon: "Uh, no, I don't."
Lamell (Omar Dorsey): "Yeah, me neither."
Starsky: "I'm sorry, did I say something that was funny?"
Hutch: "Come on, stop it. He's kidding."
Starsky: "No, I'm not kidding. I wanna see some permits right now or I'm confiscating those weapons."
Huggy BEar: "Hey, hey, hey, slow up, man. Around here, we govern ourselves. Think of us like uh, Luxembourg. You dig?"
Starsky: "No, I don't dig."
Lamell: "You see, Luxembourg's a contitutional monarchy, an independent sovereign state established after the Treaty of Vienna."
Leon: "Technically, it a part of Europe. But in reality, they govern themselves. Like us."
Lamell: "Just like us."

corkystail.wav(572K) corkystail.mp3(572K) corkystail.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "Shit!"
Hutch: "Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up! Just chill out! Chill! Watch yourself."
Huggy Bear: "Oh, no. Hell no."
Hutch: "What happened? Did he shoot Corky?"
Huggy Bear: "Your boy shot his tail off."
Lamell: "Corky lost his tail?"
Starsky: "Yeah, well, you should keep that thing in a terrarium."
Huggy Bear: "Man, what the hell is a terrarium?"
Leon: "What the bleep is a terrarium?"
Lamell: "A terrarium is an artifirial ecosystem. It's designed to simulate Corky's natural habitat."
Leon: "Well, I can dig that. But I say we shoot him in the ass."
Lamell: "Oh, hell, yeah. An eye for an eye."
Hutch: "Whoa, take it easy. Huggy, help me out here."
Huggy: "Hey, hey, hey, slow up, fellas. An iguana con lose his tail and grow it back. He regenerates. That's how he escapes his predator."
Lamell: "Yeah, it's true. It's a defence mechanism. I read it in a magazine."
Leon: "So him shooting Carky's tail off and us shooting him in the ass, it really ain't the same thing."
Huggy: "Nah, the punishment don't fit the crime. And besides, it was an accident, right?"
Starsky: "Right."
Hutch: "So we're cool."
Huggy: "We're always cool, breeze. Lower your pieces."

20dollars.wav(308K) 20dollars.mp3(308K) 20dollars.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willis (Jeffrey Lorenzo): "So got that $20 you owe me?"
Hutch: "20? Willis, I thought it was 5."
Willis: "Hutch, that was my gandmother's birthday money."
Hutch: "Come on, give me a break for a second, okay? I just told you I got a new partner. Stuff isn't great for me down at the precinct. You know, back off for a second. Can I get to you on Thursday?"
Willis: "Fine, but no later than Thursday."
Hutch: "No later than Thursday. Word of honor. Cute little kid."

yourlate.wav(172K) yourlate.mp3(172K) yourlate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "It's 10:00. You're late. I've been here since 8."
Hutch: "8:00? I didn't know this place opened at 8."
Starsky: "Well, don't sweat it, 'cause you know what, crime called in sick. It's gonna get a late start too."
Hutch: "'Crime called in sick,' I like that."

theagenda.wav(277K) theagenda.mp3(277K) theagenda.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "So, what's on the agenda today?"
Starsky: "Same as Finding bad guys, bringing them down."
Hutch: "Great. Take my car, right there."
Starsky: "That?"
Hutch: "Yeah."
Starsky: "What the hell is that?"
Hutch: "It's like a camper/puckup truck. What's the matter?"
Starsky: "We're undercover. That thing stucks out like a sore thumb."
Hutch: "You think so?"
Starsky: "You're in for a treat."
Hutch: "It's not that bad."

therearerules.wav(270K) therearerules.mp3(270K) therearerules.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Man, your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Here, pop the hood. Let's see what you got under the..."
Starsky: "Hey, hey, hotshot, what do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Gran Torino. Okay? It's not some crappy camper/apartment. There are rules."
Hutch: "Okay, okay."
Starsky: "You do not band on the hood. You never under any circumstances, drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. Okay? In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go."

floater.wav(360K) floater.mp3(360K) floater.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current takes it to the next precinct."
Starsky: "Whoa, what are you doing?"
Hutch: "Trust me, you're gonna thank me for this one."
Starsky: "Hey, seriously, stop it."
Hutch: "The key is not to pop it."
Starsky: "Hey."
Hutch: "You gotta be very ginger. What are you doing?"
Starsky: "I said, drop the stick."
Hutch: "You gonna point a gun at me? Okay, fine. have it your way. If it's so important. Knock yourself out. What are you gonna solve, anyway?"
Starsky: "A murder. I'm gonna solve a murder."

recording.wav(128K) recording.mp3(128K) recording.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Monday, June 3rd. Body of a Male coucasian, apparently dumped from the Bay Bridge."
Hutch: "Wel, actually there's no sign of impact, so he was probably just dropped out at sea."
Starsky: "Could you please not talk while I'm recording? Thank you."

toughtalk.wav(97K) toughtalk.mp3(97K) toughtalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Alright, you know what, I'm just gonna call in the meat wagon. Alright? Looks like you punched your last ticket, amigo."
Hutch: "I'm sorry, did you just tough talk a dead body?"

knowwhat.wav(45K) knowwhat.mp3(45K) knowwhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "That Manetti really thinks he's something. But you know what? He's not."

inthewallet.wav(82K) inthewallet.mp3(82K) inthewallet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "What do we got in the mallet?"
Hutch: "Not much. Driver's license, couple receipts. No cash whatsoever."

catch22.wav(359K) catch22.mp3(359K) catch22.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "A second ago you mentioned the Nearly There Foundation. What is that?"
Kevin: "That's a program that we set up to help ex-cons get back on their feet."
Reese Feldman: "Part of their parole is that their required to have a job. The Catch-22 of it is not many people are excited to hire a felon."
Starsky: "Yeah, those poor ex-cons, they really can't catch a break. Can they?"
Hutch: "No, no, no, it's a vicious cycle those guys get caught up in. Did you happen to see the article in The New Times?"
Reese Feldman: "Bet your ass I did. I love that writer. But I'd be lying to you if I didn't say that we get some pretty good tax breaks too."
Hutch: "The kicker."
Reese Feldman: "Just a perk."
Hutch: "This sly dog here."

gratuities.wav(125K) gratuities.mp3(125K) gratuities.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Now, what do you got?"
Reese Feldman: "Tickets to our annual fundraiser. I'd love for you to be my guests."
Starsky: "Oh-ho No, no, no, we can't accept gratuities. It's against policy."
Hutch: "These don't look like gratuities, they look like a couple tickets. I'd be happy to accept 'em."

spectators.wav(44K) spectators.mp3(44K) spectators.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Staci (Carmen Electra): "We usually don't allow spectators. Even cute ones."

horoscope.wav(57K) horoscope.mp3(57K) horoscope.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Holly (Amy Smart): "I've never dated a cop before. My horoscope said I should try new things today."

mynumber.wav(61K) mynumber.mp3(61K) mynumber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Holly: "Here's my number."
Staci: "In case you need us for... questioning."

questions.wav(738K) questions.mp3(738K) questions.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "I can only imagine what you must be going through. I think that..."
Heather (Brande Roderick): "(She takes off her top which distracts Hutch) Honestly, you know, if I knew what he was up to, I'd be happy to tell you. But we didn't talk much."
Starsky: "Yeah. So did you, um... When did he... Did he... What did... So Hutch, do you got any more questions?"
Hutch: "Yeah, well, uh, sure. We could... What's your sign?"
Heather: "Gemini."
Starsky: "What uh... What do you weigh?"
Heather: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Starsky: "It has everything to do with anything. And, just answer the question, please, ma'am."
Heather: "Um, around 155, I guess, give or take a pound or two. I wish I could be more helpful."
Hutch: "Stop. Don't do that. You've been great. I mean, it's terrific. We got what we needed."
Heather: "Anything else? (she puts on a towel)"
Starsky: "I'm good."
Hutch: "Yeah."
Starsky: "Yeah."
Hutch: "Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much."

dickweed.wav(71K) dickweed.mp3(71K) dickweed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Willis, I wast you to meet my new partner, David Starsky."
Starsky: "Hey there, Willis. Nice to meet you."
Willis: "Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?"

yourride.wav(123K) yourride.mp3(123K) yourride.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "Oh, bleep. Starsky, this your ride?"
Starsky: "Uh-huh."
Huggy Bear: "Damn. You just moved up a notch in my book. That puts you at notch one."

itsthe76.wav(77K) itsthe76.mp3(77K) itsthe76.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "I like your Lincoln."
Huggy Bear: "It's a '76. It won't be out till next year. But, I know some people that know some people that robbed some people."

bikerbar.wav(95K) bikerbar.mp3(95K) bikerbar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?"
Huggy Bear: "I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts, whatever the hell else you white people do."

adjourned.wav(128K) adjourned.mp3(128K) adjourned.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "Look, fuzz, I gots to buzz. This meeting is adjourned."
Starsky: "That's it?"
Hutch: "That's it. He lays it out for us to play it out."
Huggy Bear: "Oh, and by the way, this little meeting? It never happened."

wigwork.wav(174K) wigwork.mp3(174K) wigwork.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "So tomorrow, I say we check out this biker bar, do a little deep cover."
Hutch: "Sounds good."
Starsky: "Who does your wig work?"
Hutch: "I'm sorry, my what?"
Starsky: "Your wig work. Your undercover work, you know, your disguises."
Hutch: "You, you have a wig guy?"
Starsky: "Oh, yeah, he's incredible."

sitonit.wav(185K) sitonit.mp3(185K) sitonit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Manetti (Chris Penn): "Well, if it isn't Sonny and Cher."
Eddie (Matt Walsh): "Sonny and Cher."
Starsky: "Sit on it, Manetti."
Manetti: "Oh, me sit on it."
Starsky: "Yeah, you, sit on it."
Manetti: "Oh, why don't you sit no ti, Starsky? How's that sound?"
Starsky: "You wish. Because I'm never sitting on it, ever!"
Manetti: "That's not what I heard."

jesterscredo.wav(469K) jesterscredo.mp3(469K) jesterscredo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bartender (G.T. Holme): "Who are you guys?"
Hutch: "My name's Kansas, and this is my little man, Toto. We're uh, Jesters from up in Big Cliff, coming down and check out your place. This it? Is this your place?"
Bartender: "Yeah"
Hutch: "Nice."
Bartender: "Tell me, if you two are Jesters, what's our credo?"
Hutch: "Credo, uh... well... You almost got me there. There's no credo. Other than the secret credo."
Bartender: "It ain't no secret. It's written right on our damn crest."
Starsky: "So, what is that, like a trick question? If it's printed on the crest, you don't have to give it to us as a test. Anybody can read the crest. That wouldn't prove we're Jesters. Not cool."

ilikeyour.wav(23K) ilikeyour.mp3(23K) ilikeyour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "I like your style."
Starsky: "I like your moves."

bigearl.wav(497K) bigearl.mp3(497K) bigearl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Now, where were we?"
Starsky: "You were gonna tell us about Terrence Meyers."
Bartender: "Who's Terrence Meyers?"
Starsky: "Wrong answer, Big Earl."
Bartender: "Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl. I'm Jeff."
Hutch: "Oh, yeah. Yeah."
Starsky: "Jeff?"
Hutch: "No one's who they say they are."
Starsky: "Yeah."
Bartender: "Look. Honest, think about it. I'm not even big."
Hutch: "Yeah. No, that's a good point."
Starsky: "Maybe it's one of those ironic names, like Tiny over in Vice. He's, like, 8 feet tall. Everybody says he's tiny..."
Hutch: "I know, except this giy's, sort of, normal size. So he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl for it to be ironic."
Starsky: "I mean, you don't have to be a migit. I mean, the guy... You're not exactly... How tall are you?"
Bartender: "I don't know, 5'9"?"
Starsky: "Well, that is kind of... Basically like..."
Hutch: "Borderline. It's average."

housesit.wav(467K) housesit.mp3(467K) housesit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bartender: "Look, guys. Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago. He's in Bay City Correctional' and I took over the bar, as a favor, till he gets out."
Hutch: "Jeff, I'm sorry. We apologize. We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit. Let's get this for you. There you go, good as new."
Starsky: "A little word of advice: next time you're watching a place, don't claim you own it because you're watching it. Okay? I housesit for my sister all the time, it's not like I claim that I own her house. You know what I mean? That goes for all y'all. Don't pretend to be something you're not. Just be who you are. That's what's really cool."

bellybutton.wav(520K) bellybutton.mp3(520K) bellybutton.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Maybe we can make your stay a little more comfortable. A nice transistor radio for your cell, maybe?"
Big Earl (Will Ferrell): "No."
Starsky: "How about a TV?"
Big Earl: "I tell you what. I do like your blonde friend, here. Let me see your bellybutton."
Hutch: "No. What... Let's go. Come on."
Starsky: "No, listen."
Hutch: "No, no! I'm not gonna...."
Starsky: "Hold on. He's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here. Come on."
Big Earl: "Are we cool?"
Starsky: "Yes, we're cool."
Big Earl: "Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. Oh, it's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too."
Hutch: "Oh, come on."
Big Earl: "I just got a little more brown sugar on mine."

letmesee.wav(12K) letmesee.mp3(12K) letmesee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "Let me see your bellybutton."

oheureka.wav(37K) oheureka.mp3(37K) oheureka.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "Oh, eureka. God, that's nice."

oatmeal.wav(82K) oatmeal.mp3(82K) oatmeal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "Oh, it's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too."
Hutch: "Oh, come on."
Big Earl: "I just got a little more brown sugar on mine."

slowspin.wav(59K) slowspin.mp3(59K) slowspin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "Stand up. Walk to the back and do a slow spin for me."
Hutch: "Now, wait a second, Big Earl. I just showed you my stomach..."

likeadragon.wav(244K) likeadragon.mp3(244K) likeadragon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "Tell... tell him to take his jacket off."
Starsky: "Take your jacket off."
Big Earl: "Slow spin."
Starsky: "He says to do a slow spin."
Big Earl: "Tell him to arch his back and then... and then look back at me, mean. Like a... Like a dragon."
Starsky: "He says to arch your back and look back at him, mean, like a dragon."
Big Earl: "But keep it mean."

greatjob.wav(66K) greatjob.mp3(66K) greatjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "That's great. Tell him great job. He can sit down. You were a very convincing dragon. You should feel good about that."

twodragons.wav(236K) twodragons.mp3(236K) twodragons.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Earl: "Look, I like you guys, okay? Especially you. Okay? Don't feel bad about that. But I like you guys, so I'll tell you where it is. But, uh... But first I need to see something, okay? And it's gonna involve both of you. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's gonna get wierd. Two dragons."

dragonsever.wav(287K) dragonsever.mp3(287K) dragonsever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "I guess it's suppoed to rain later tonight."
Starsky: "Yeah, that's what I heard."
Hutch: "Look, you know what happened back..."
Starsky: "Can we please not talk about this, Hutch? We got the coke. Now, let's not ever talk about it."
Hutch: "You're right. That's a good policy. We gat what we came for. You think dragons ever..."
Starsky: "Stop, I don't want to talk about it!"

wrongwith.wav(33K) wrongwith.mp3(33K) wrongwith.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Captain Doby: "What the hell is wrong mith you two?"

whichone.wav(65K) whichone.mp3(65K) whichone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Let me ask you something. Which one do you like, 'cause we're gonna stick to this."
Starsky: "Well, I've always had a thing for blondes."
Hutch: "Good, 'cause I'll take anything."

onthecoke.wav(146K) onthecoke.mp3(146K) onthecoke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Look what I found."
Hutch: "Put that away. Put it away!"
Starsky: "Hutch, you gotta play. Come on. Play, play, play, play, please. Come on, don't you wanna play? Come on, Hutch. Hutch! Whoo! All right, Holly, turn off the music. Okay? Now, comeon!"
Holly: "Oh, sorry."
Starsky: "Look alive. Let's go."

woundup.wav(98K) woundup.mp3(98K) woundup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Holly: "Are you okay? You seem kind of wound up."
Starsky: "WOund up? No, I'm just pumped. I'm excited, you know. Rock -solid, ready so go. A little bit paranoid, but feeling really good, you know."

yourmoves.wav(43K) yourmoves.mp3(43K) yourmoves.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Disco DJ (Patton Oswalt): "Dancin' Rick's goin' 'Ooh, I don't like you, but I respect your moves.'"

tinydancer.wav(197K) tinydancer.mp3(197K) tinydancer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "I beat that guy. What was that about?"
Hutch: "Sure you did. You won. You danced your little heart out."
Starsky: "And everybody saw it."
Hutch: "Go to sleep."
Starsky: "I was robbed."
Hutch: "I know. We was robbed. We was robbed. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, tiny dancer."

allsure.wav(119K) allsure.mp3(119K) allsure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "I checked this stuff out and even though it tastes like sugar, that is cocaine."
Starsky: "You sure?"
Hutch: "I'm sure, Staci's sure, Holly's sure."

enoughwith.wav(29K) enoughwith.mp3(29K) enoughwith.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "All right, enough with the car already! We get it!"

stopshooting.wav(17K) stopshooting.mp3(17K) stopshooting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Stop shooting my car!"

shootingatus.wav(159K) shootingatus.mp3(159K) shootingatus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Damn it!"
Hutch: "You okay?"
Starsky: "Oh, look at this! This is horrible! I mean, what kind of world do we live in where somebody does something like this?"
Hutch: "Well, I think he was aiming at us."
Starsky: "You think this is funny? Seriously, you think this is funny?"

thehellwas.wav(24K) thehellwas.mp3(24K) thehellwas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hitch: "Aaaah! The hell was that?"

aintakid.wav(80K) aintakid.mp3(80K) aintakid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "That ain't a kid! It's a tiny little man! And he's got knives! bleepdamn! My arm!"
Starsky: "Oh, bleep!"

makehimstop.wav(47K) makehimstop.mp3(47K) makehimstop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Make him stop! Make him stop! Thell him to stop! Stop it!"

yourproblem.wav(45K) yourproblem.mp3(45K) yourproblem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Storsky: "Ow! Oh, mama! Ow! What is your problem?"

littledwarf.wav(65K) littledwarf.mp3(65K) littledwarf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Time to answer some questions, old man. Who's the limber little dwarf you got throwing knives at me and my partner?"

asayingin.wav(53K) asayingin.mp3(53K) asayingin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chau (George Kee Cheung): "We have a saying in Koreatown. It goes 'Kiss my yellow ass, copper!'"

yournuts.wav(55K) yournuts.mp3(55K) yournuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "You cross the line, your nuts are mine."

youcrazy.wav(13K) youcrazy.mp3(13K) youcrazy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chau: "You crazy!"

calmdown.wav(75K) calmdown.mp3(75K) calmdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Calm down."
Chau: "Calm domn? He tried to kill me. He shoot everything. I have heart attack already."

chauandhutch.wav(11K) chauandhutch.mp3(111K) chauandhutch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "What?"
Hutch: "No, nothing. Nothing. No, this guy is funny. It's not about you."
Starsky: "That's great. He can be your new partner. Chau and Hutch. Sounds cool."

looklike.wav(125K) looklike.mp3(125K) looklike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "What'd they look like?"
Chau: "I don't know. The were white. All you guys look alike to me."
Hutch: "That's funny, all you guys look alike to us."

makinlove.wav(528K) makinlove.mp3(528K) makinlove.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bat Mitzvah Singer (Dan Finnerty): ""Feel Like Makin' Love" Written by Eugene McDaniels performed at the bat mitzvah."

pusherman.wav(69K) pusherman.mp3(69K) pusherman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "You're making the biggest mistake of your life, clown. You here me?"
Starsky: "No, you're the one making the mistake, pusher man!"

badmendo.wav(81K) badmendo.mp3(81K) badmendo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do."
Reese Feldman's Daughter: "A pony!"

backstabber.wav(78K) backstabber.mp3(78K) backstabber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Backstabber! Yeah, don't anybody work with David Starsky. He'll stab you in the back."

millionbucks.wav(120K) millionbucks.mp3(120K) millionbucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Come on. I feel like a million bucks. Just laughing, having a good time."
Huggy Bear: "Look, man. It ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time here when you peed against the wall, and you did it outside."

lightenup.wav(69K) lightenup.mp3(69K) lightenup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Lighten up, it's Friday night. Okay? It's a bar."
Huggy Bear: "Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon, man. Snap out of it."

wristrocket.wav(41K) wristrocket.mp3(41K) wristrocket.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willis: "Damn! A wrist rocket."

toerrishuman.wav(148K) toerrishuman.mp3(148K) toerrishuman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "Dig this, man. Someone once said, 'To err is human, to forgive, divine.'"
Hutch: "(Scoffs) What idiot said that?"
Huggy Bear: "I believe that was God, the greatest mack of all."

areyoucrying.wav(266K) areyoucrying.mp3(266K) areyoucrying.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "I am sorry about what I wrote in the report."
Hutch: "Yeah, because I'm telling you, I felt lik. I'd just gotten my world rocked. It's like... Are you crying?"
Starsky: "What's that?"
Hutch: "Are you crying?"
Starsky: "Am I crying? No, I'm not crying. You're crying."
Hutch: "It's okay to cry. People cry."
Starsky: "That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a crier. I don't cry. I work out. I have hobbies. I don't... I don't..."

nowwhat.wav(111K) nowwhat.mp3(111K) nowwhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "We gotta doo... Now what?"
Starsky: "Nothing. I'm just excited. I wanna get these... Let's get these scumbags!"
Hutch: "Get 'em! That's what I wanna see."
Starsky: "Set's get them! Go!"
Hutch: "Yeah!"
Starsky: "Good! Get some tissues."
Hutch: "What are you doing?"
Starsky: "Let's go."

outfit.wav(141K) outfit.mp3(141K) outfit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "All right, let's get that outfit."
Huggy Bear: "Outfit?"
Hutch: "Da-Dum."
Huggy Bear: "Oh, no, m... You know Huggy Bear wouldn't wear that, man. Y'all gonna have to come up with something better than that. Y'all got to take that bleep back to Florida. That ain't me, baby."

uhgolf.wav(88K) uhgolf.mp3(88K) uhgolf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "What would you say this is?"
Huggy Bear: "Uh, golf?"
Reese Feldman: "Real funny, Amos. Give me the 9-iron."

aboutgolf.wav(39K) aboutgolf.mp3(39K) aboutgolf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "You know a lot about golf."
Huggy Bear: "I know even more about grass."

backoff.wav(45K) backoff.mp3(45K) backoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "What are we dating? Why are you standing so close to me? Back off!"

mywigguy.wav(19K) mywigguy.mp3(19K) mywigguy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "You wanna use my wig guy."

mauryfinkel.wav(330K) mauryfinkel.mp3(330K) mauryfinkel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "What do you think?"
Starsky: "Ah, I love it. Great stuff. Yeah, you look like a... just like a rich cowboy, who came riding in off the farm. Hey, do me a favor. Tip your hat forward. Just tilt it forward, come on."
Hutch: "No, I like it where it is."
Starsky: "No, seriously, come on. do it. Do it.""
Hutch: "Will you stop with that? That voice makes you sound crazy."
Starsky: "It does not make me sound crazy. It makes me sound like Maury Finfel, founder of Finkel Fixtures, biggest lighting fixture chain in the southland."
Hutch: "Oh it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back-story. That's good."
Starsky: "Yeah, Little touches. You know. Little touches. Little details. You wanna make the character full, real."

doitdoit.wav(16K) doitdoit.mp3(16K) doitdoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Do it. Do it."

somedinkle.wav(177K) somedinkle.mp3(177K) somedinkle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Ooh! Look at these two hot chickens. Finkel wants some dinkle. Give it to me. Huh. Come on, Do it. Lay it on, right here. Do it. Do it."
Hutch: "He means a kiss. We're doing little voices. Undercover."
Holly: "All right."
Starsky: "Come on, sweetie. Do it. Oh, that's a sweet little pucker."

comeondoit.wav(49K) comeondoit.mp3(49K) comeondoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Come on, Do it. Lay it on, right here. Do it. Do it."

stolemy.wav(378K) stolemy.mp3(378K) stolemy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sexy Bartender (Delores Gilbeaux): "Hu, Can I get you two a drink?"
Starsky: "You sure can, sweetheart. Johnnie Red, neat. Okay."
Sexy Bartender: "Okay."
Starsky: "Do it. Do it."
Sexy Bartender: "All right, and you."
Hutch: "Do it. Bacardi and cola. Do it, do it."
Sexy Bartender: "Okay. I'll be right back."
Starsky: "What are you doing?"
Hutch: "What?"
Starsky: "What was that? You stole my voice."
Hutch: "No, I didn't."
Starsky: "Yes you did. You gotta come up with your own voice. Okay? That's my thing."
Hutch: "What am I supposed to do? I don't have a great cool little voice like you do."
Starsky: "You come up with your own character. That's what... You're a Texas oil tycoon guy. You have, like, a moustache like a funny..."
Hutch: "Don't shame me."

ahorse.wav(43K) ahorse.mp3(43K) ahorse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "The kid's from Texas. I don't even know if he has a license. He rides a horse down there for god's sake."

comeonhoss.wav(32K) comeonhoss.mp3(32K) comeonhoss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Come on, Hoss. You gotta trust the kid for once."

newcarsmell.wav(151K) newcarsmell.mp3(151K) newcarsmell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Do me a favor, pop the trunk. Let's get a whiff that new car smell. Come on!"
Hutch: "Who wants a whiff of that new car smell?"
Captain Doby: "Yeah, let's smell it!"
Starsky: "That's what I'm talking about. COme on. Pop the trunk. Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it."

doitdoitdoit.wav(52K) doitdoitdoit.mp3(52K) doitdoitdoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Do it. Do it. Do it."

putitdown.wav(18K) putitdown.mp3(18K) putitdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reese Feldman: "Do it now, put it down!"

abunkeris.wav(54K) abunkeris.mp3(54K) abunkeris.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Jesus, watch out for the bunker!"
Starsky: "I don't know what a bunker is."
Hutch: "It's a sand trap."

doglegright.wav(62K) doglegright.mp3(62K) doglegright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Look, dogleg right up here on the par three."
Starsky: "What?"
Hutch: "Watch the bunker!"
Starsky: "What bunker? Ahh!"

attention.wav(24K) attention.mp3(24K) attention.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Come no, pay attention!"

icecream.wav(145K) icecream.mp3(145K) icecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "Move that ice cream truck now!"
Ice Cream Man (Judah Friedlander): "No, you move."
Hutch: "Bay City P.D. Move it!"
Ice Cream Man: "If you guys are cops, let's see some badge."
Starsky: "We don't have any badges."
Hutch: "Show him your gun. (gunshot)"

toomuchcar.wav(92K) toomuchcar.mp3(92K) toomuchcar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Starsky: "It's my mother, she always used to say that I... that this was too much car for me to handle."
Hutch: "She said that."
Starsky: "Couldn't handle the V8."

itsbeen.wav(25K) itsbeen.mp3(25K) itsbeen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Strsky: "It's been good!"
Hutch: "It's been great!"

benefit.wav(88K) benefit.mp3(88K) benefit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kitty: "Oh my god, we almost just got killed."
Reese Feldman: "Thank you for pointing out something that I couldn't notice on my own. You're a real benefit to have."

itsgoneitsover.wav(98K) itsgoneitsover.mp3(98K) itsgoneitsover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "Listen to me! It's gone, okay? It's over."
Starsky: "But it's my car."
Hutch: "I know it is, partner. I know it is."

foundyour.wav(27K) foundyour.mp3(27K) foundyour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Huggy Bear: "I found your 9 iron, bitch."

policy.wav(102K) policy.mp3(102K) policy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Staci: "We don't really do private shows."
The Bishop Don Magic Juan: "But I'm a good friend of Huggy Bear."
Holly: "Well, it's kind of against cheerleading policy."
The Bishop Don Magic Juan: "You need to change that policy."

briefcases.wav(208K) briefcases.mp3(208K) briefcases.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "You know, the weird thing is, one of those briefcases with $5 million just up and vanished."
Huggy Bear: "Hmm."
Hutch: "Oh, what is this, a brand new fur coat? Look at this thing."
Huggy Bear: "Yeah, I inherited some money from a dead uncle of mine."
Hutch: "Is that right? I didn't even know you han an uncle."
Huggy Bear: "Well, I did. And he was rich as hell too, baby."

hangon.wav(204K) hangon.mp3(204K) hangon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Hutch: "How's it feel?"
Starsky: "It feels pretty good. I'm just gonna take it slow for a while, and get the feel of it."
Hutch: "No, no, that's smart. Do that. Starsky!"
Starsky: "Hang on."
Hutch: "No. No!"
Starsky: "Hang on!"

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