Satan: "I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline."
Dan Marino (Himself): "I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Superbowl."
Satan: "In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're much too nice a guy for me to want to do that to you Mr. Marino."
Dan Marino: "You did it for Nameth."
Satan: "Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyway."
Dan Marino: "This sucks. I'll just go te the Superbowl as an announcer and I'll win myself an Emmy."
Satan: "That's the spirit."
Nicky: "You're a good Devil Dad."
Satan: "And I also happen to be a Jets fan."